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280 pages, Kindle Edition
First published August 18, 2015
"There is no narrative.
There is nothing about Scrap.
There is nothing about her.
There is dry, pointless, objective, timeless history."
"Remember to take that out in the final draft, that's stupid, I've got to stop making things that aren't about Cricket about Criket."
Ah, okay, so this is about fairies. With glitter.
Oh and gnomes. The gnomes eat the fairies? That doesn't seem nice...
Wait- the fairies willingly go to the gnomes and have sex with them? For money? And they're all teenagers? Do they have parents? Oh, in a jar you say? Only a few odd pieces of Becken's dad's face... sure.
Wait- what the hell is a "Tightroper"? Where did they come from? Actually, where did any of these people/beings come from? Where are we? Why are they fighting? They have jars and houses, but they have to eat each other? Hopefully they all eat a nice healthy snack before the aforementioned sex for money...
And who is narrating this? What are these pictures?! How is this a thing:
"Once upon a time there was a writer who couldn't write a fucking book.
I don't know what comes next. That whole chapter's going to need to get thrown out anyway. You completely forgot halfway through that you'd said it was raining at the beginning.
Was it raining?
No one's ever going to know and it's all your fault.
Put a fucking map in the next draft.
Chapter two."*
So what we have is a bit of a mess. But I kept right on reading, I did. Even though I had no idea what was happening, and I was fairly certain that I didn't care. I almost wondered if someone at Dunkin Donuts had spiked my coffee with some kind of hallucinogen, because what was this even?
And here's where it gets shocking: I am glad I didn't give up! It actually got to a point where I was invested. Did I understand? No, but it somehow all made sense it context, which has to be a sign that the author did a really good job, because I don't know how I came to grasp what was happening. Eventually it just... fell into place? And suddenly instead of being bewildered by all the stuff above, I just kind of accepted that it was the situation, and wanted to know what was going to happen next!