1 DISAPPOINTED STAR.
I have absolutely no idea WHY so many people like this book! Here is an annoying, but true, encapsulation of my feelings for this book:
Me: Ooooh, pretty cover, decent ratings, and a cool blurb! Sounds fun! I should definitely get this!
MTB: Think twice, bitch, do you really want me? *goes out of stock on amazon*
Me: Hahaha, no, I'm gonna get you! *patiently waits for it to be back in stock and then orders it*
Me: Yay, I'm totally ready to love this!
Julia: *starts the book with a rant* *apparently hates this Jason we still don't know a lot about* *is in love with a guy named Mark who was her bff when she was 6 (no shit) and then left town but when he returned 2 months ago (after 10 years) she still has feelings for him/loves him/thinks they both are meant to be/blah blah blah*
Me: Umm, okay... How can you fall in love with someone when you're 6? And even if you somehow do, how are you not over him when you haven't seen him in 10 years? Right. But the super-adorable main guy still hasn't come! Maybe it'll get better!
Jason: Hi, I'm Jason Lippincot and I'm an absolute asshole! *acts like an immature 7th-grader* *spreads lies about having sex with Julia on a freaking airplane even though nothing happened* *pulls on Julia's bathrobe when she (stupidly) opens the door for him before going for a bath*
Me: Well... Maybe not. But maybe he changes! Maybe something happens!
Julia: *becomes a total hypocrite* *forgets her "rules"* *gets super drunk* *lies to everyone about being a super model* *circulates her number to a dozen drunk, teenage, hormone-crazed boys* ALL IN ONE NIGHT! (AND WITHIN 50 PAGES!)
Me: Errr, okay. This can't get any worse though, right?
MTB: HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Julia: *starts receiving perverted texts from a stranger she doesn't remember, about how much he "wants to kiss her" and how "there's always tonight to finish unfinished business"* OMGGG HOW CUTE! HOW ROMANTIC! HE WANTS ME! WHAT SHOULD I DO??
Jason: *finds out about the texts* Well, since you obviously can't get a guy unless you pretend to be a super-model, like you did that night, I think I'll take pity on you and help you.
Julia: Aww really? I mean, you're right, who would ever want me? It's better if I pretend to be someone else with your help!
Jason: Not so quick, girl, on one condition. You will let me show you around London and let me change your definition of "fun"! Agreed?
Julia: Okay, yay.
Me: Oh God, kill me now!
Jason: *starts helping Julia win over the creepy texter by sending more perverted replies which are apparently "confident-seeming"* *sings Julia's favourite Beatles song*
Julia: He isn't that bad I guess... Wait. What am I thinking? I don't like him... right? uh, yeah, right. I love Mark. Mark, Mark, Mark. He's my Meant To Be! Oh, and how can I forget the super romantic sexting stranger? Right. I don't like Jason. I like Mark. Mark and the stranger.
Me: dONE DONE DONE.
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I can continue like this and sum up the whole book for you, but these were just the first 70 pages! You see, I don't want to spoil anything but don't worry, the ending is the lamest ending I've ever read.
So, as you can see, I gave this book a lot of opportunities and really did try to like it but, nope, sorry. JUST. COULDN'T. It was pathetically stupid, abrupt, insta-lovey, insta-hatey. Don't even know.
I don't recommend this AT ALL, unless you want to waste your dollars. Especially if you're looking for a cute, light romance, please DO NOT try this book.