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Cute Cuke Girl
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Paying your own way through college isn't easy. I was a bag boy at big grocery store and this cute girl would always come in every week and buy the same few things every time, four or five cucumbers and a pack of condoms.
(short story, romance, first time, college kids) ...more
(short story, romance, first time, college kids) ...more
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if you are looking for a book where a woman has a relationship with a cucumber (and of course you are), you might want to keep looking. all the cucumber-affection in this book happens offscreen, in innuendo, or inference. and inference just isn't good enough. not for me, flipping through all the e-porn, looking for a snicker. this one is zero snickers.
it is a book with a very promising cover, but all of the dirty bits are strictly human-on-human.
and who wants to read about that? it's not like th ...more
So, a couple of weeks ago Karen told me she wanted to read a book with me.
It was this one.
It's available for free on the internets, and downloads instantly to your Nook (and maybe other e-readers, but I'm a Nook person because I get an employee discount).
Karen reviewed it here
What can I say about this book?
It's a weird male fantasy sort of novel.
The narrator works in grocery store as a bag boy. This means he's the lowest of the low, a step below the guy who collects the carts out in the parki ...more
It was this one.
It's available for free on the internets, and downloads instantly to your Nook (and maybe other e-readers, but I'm a Nook person because I get an employee discount).
Karen reviewed it here
What can I say about this book?
It's a weird male fantasy sort of novel.
The narrator works in grocery store as a bag boy. This means he's the lowest of the low, a step below the guy who collects the carts out in the parki ...more
My new plan for catching up on my reading goal by the end of the year is to read these short "erotic" stories that are actually completely hilarious.
Real quote: "My internal monologue said that she didn't like me and just wanted a cucumber she didn't have to hold, but I'd show her I was better than any vegetable" (13). ...more
Real quote: "My internal monologue said that she didn't like me and just wanted a cucumber she didn't have to hold, but I'd show her I was better than any vegetable" (13). ...more
First off - HORRIBLE COVER. made me almost not want to read it. HOwever it was a simple and cute story that was much better written than many others.
Cover advice, KEEP IT SIMPLE. A cucumber alone on a dark background. etc.
Cover advice, KEEP IT SIMPLE. A cucumber alone on a dark background. etc.
okay I can' tell if this was funny or shocking... she seriously broke her arm that way? That is the first I have heard of that but dang that was funny. I am truly enjoying all of EFon's stories. Don't miss out on some great, fun and amusing short stories
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