Goodreads helps you keep track of books you want to read.
Start by marking “Hearts and Llamas (Chocolate Lovers, #3.5)” as Want to Read:
Hearts and Llamas (Chocolate Lovers, #3.5)
Enlarge cover
Rate this book
Clear rating
Open Preview

Hearts and Llamas

(Chocolate Lovers #3.5)

by
4.24  ·  Rating details ·  5,105 ratings  ·  367 reviews
A Valentine's Day short story from the Chocolate Lover's gang.
17 pages
Published February 4th 2013
More Details... Edit Details

Friend Reviews

To see what your friends thought of this book, please sign up.

Reader Q&A

To ask other readers questions about Hearts and Llamas, please sign up.

Be the first to ask a question about Hearts and Llamas

Wallbanger by Alice ClaytonPlaying for Keeps by R.L. MathewsonTangled by Emma ChaseSeduction and Snacks by Tara SivecThe Law of Attraction by N.M. Silber
Funny / Witty Romance Novels
637 books — 1,253 voters
Wallbanger by Alice ClaytonPlaying for Keeps by R.L. MathewsonSeduction and Snacks by Tara SivecTangled by Emma ChasePerfection by R.L. Mathewson
Funny as Hell!
2,111 books — 5,971 voters


More lists with this book...

Community Reviews

Showing 1-30
4.24  · 
Rating details
 ·  5,105 ratings  ·  367 reviews


More filters
 | 
Sort order
edzkie♥§*.*§♥
We glare at each other for a few minutes, and I swear to God the room suddenly gets deathly quiet and I can hear that weird whistling song that always plays in those old westerns when two cowboys are getting ready for a gun fight at the O.K. Corral...I square my body towards her and wiggle the fingers of my hands as they hang down at my sides, wishing I wore worn my gun belt. Wishing I had a gun belt.


That's my favorite part of the story. I'm looking forward for Gavin & Brooklyn love story
...more
Sharon ∞❥ is an emotional book junkie ❥∞
A really cute Valentine's Day story about the gang that mainly focuses on Claire and Carter who I just love.

Kudos to Brooklyn!


you can find the story here:

http://www.tarasivec.com/hearts-and-l...
AJ
Feb 04, 2013 rated it really liked it
Shelves: series, lol, quickie
A very funny little short featuring the Chocolate Lovers gang (including a 10 year old Gavin) preparing for Valentines day. The humour is OTT, and just what you would expect from Ms Sivec and her hilariously smutty brain, but there's also a few moments of sweetness in there too (gotta love Carter!).

On a side note - llamas are random, but always freaking funny...

“It’s totally fine,” I explained to Liz as she paced back and forth behind the couch. “She’s totally housebroken. She’ll go to the doo
...more
Jayme
May 21, 2015 rated it it was amazing
Shelves: short-stories

It is very short Valentine's Day story. As a series, fun and nice for the fans who can read something else about their favorite heroes. If you want to know what llama was doing on the cover you need to read this. Seriously, someone can have such ideas? Nothing more to say.
Camila, the opinionated Catruler
An ordinary mom would be thrilled that her son has an elementary crush. But Claire is definitely not ordinary.
“She’s calling our house. What ten-year-old girl needs to call a boy’s house? A slutty ten-year-old girl, that’s who. She’s got her sights on our son, and before we know it, she’s going to be giving him blow jobs on the back of the bus and forcing him to watch porn with her. This is our BABY, Carter!”
Pam
Feb 11, 2013 rated it really liked it
"Her name is Princess Sugar-Britches, and she is your Valentine's Day present!"

Loved catching up with all my fav's! I'm wonder if we're ever gonna get a story about Liz and Jim ...
Kara
Sep 06, 2013 rated it it was amazing
That's so gonna be me when the girls start calling!!
Vika aka ♔ of GIF & Grumpy Smut-ateer *P/T Freebie Fairy
Photobucket

A fabulous Treat for Valentine's day.

Claire had me cracking up from her jealousy towards Brooklyn.

Photobucket

Photobucket
Jessie
Feb 04, 2013 rated it it was amazing
Shelves: laugh-out-loud
As always....HILARIOUS!!! I just can't get enough of these books!! Tara Sivec is my new favorite author! Although short, you're guaranteed to laugh! Same great characters and same amazing humor! Love it!!


“She’s calling our house. What ten-year-old girl needs to call a boy’s house? A slutty ten-year-old girl, that’s who. She’s got her sights on our son, and before we know it, she’s going to be giving him blow jobs on the back of the bus and forcing him to watch porn with her. This is our BABY, Ca
...more
Jennifer Kyle
Feb 10, 2013 rated it really liked it
Here is the link for this short Valentine's Day story.

http://www.tarasivec.com/hearts-and-l...

This was a funny and cute story by Tara Sivec. The fellas are trying to figure out the perfect present for their wives, while a girl named Brooklyn has been phoning the house for Gavin.

Oh and by the way, yes there is a llama!

"It’s totally fine,” I explained to Liz as she paced back and forth behind the couch. “She’s totally housebroken. She’ll go to the door and spit on it when she needs to go out.”
...more
April
Jul 12, 2013 rated it it was amazing
Shelves: 2013-reads
As always, awesome! Yes it was short, but you are guaranteed to laugh. So yay!
Ivana Azap Feješ
Hearts and Llamas is a short story about Claire and Carter's Valentines Day. A very funny little short featuring the Chocolate Lovers gang (including a 10 year old Gavin) preparing for Valentines day. An ordinary mom would be thrilled that her son has an elementary crush. But Claire is definitely not ordinary. The fellas are trying to figure out the perfect present for their wives, while a girl named Brooklyn has been phoning the house for Gavin. Back to what we love so much about Tara Sivek she ...more
Tammy
Feb 06, 2013 rated it it was amazing
Oh my gosh! I laughed so hard I was in tears. Claire had me in stitches talking about Brooklyn! And that last line from Carter talking about the girls in 5th grade....hysterical! Good ole Jenny and her word vomit...many pettings...LMAO! And the freaking llama story and shit in the purse. Oh my gawd! I love love love this gang and cant wait to read more. Tara Sivec is the best! I laugh out loud just thinking about the Chocolate series gang.
Silkeeeeeereads
aueah! The old Tara is back. Back to what we love so much about Tara Sivek she writes a short story for Valetines built around the three couples and one goofy boy we have come to know and love. It's a free read of TaraSivek.com. Enjoy!
Keri
Mar 05, 2013 rated it it was amazing
What a wonderful read!!! I laughed until I had tears in my eyes. Very cute!!!
Nikki
A freakin hilarious little short Valentine's Day read that takes us back to uor favorite crazy group! :D:D:D
Dana ~ The Dirty Smut'atter
Feb 15, 2013 rated it it was amazing
Shelves: new-adult
I am so hoping we get a fourth book down the road when the girls are in the teens and Gavin is a heartbreaker!!
phoebess
Mar 03, 2018 rated it liked it
This was a funny little thing. "She'll go to the door and spit on it when she needs to go out," had me laughing so hard I nearly fell off my chair.
Anas Attic  Book Blog
Read more of my reviews and ramblings at Ana's Attic Book Blog

“She’s calling our house. What ten-year-old girl needs to call a boy’s house? A slutty ten-year-old girl, that’s who. She’s got her sights on our son, and before we know it, she’s going to be giving him blow jobs on the back of the bus and forcing him to watch porn with her. This is our BABY, Carter!”

Hearts and Llamas is a FREE Valentine’s short story for the Chocolate Lovers series. You have no idea how happy this made me when I sa
...more
Olga
Jan 07, 2014 rated it it was amazing
Oh, God I laughed so hard my stomach muscles hurt.
I just met Claire, the Mama Bear. Fear the jealous mom! But she is hysterical and I loved this short story so much!!!

And holy jeans! (to borrow from Drew)... http://www.smileycodes.info... the llama story!!!!

Now I'm so excited to read Gavin's book that I'm afraid I'll break something with my excitement!! Squeeeeeee
Lariza
Feb 10, 2013 rated it it was amazing
Shelves: challenge
Wow a great story!! It was so funny I couldn't stop laughing! We see the whole gang again plus a llama! Valentines day is around the corner and we see what everyone is up too! Claire isn't too happy that a fellow classmate has a crush on Gavin, her baby. Of course, hilarity ensues as she goes to his class to take cupcakes. Jenny, Liz, Jim and Drew are a hoot! Carter is awesome. A great short read!
T.H.
Feb 27, 2013 rated it it was amazing
I love love love these people...once again in only a few short words I was laughing hysterically!! In the craziness of Valentines the happy couples discuss their plans and past horrific Valentines. The best is Claire's reaction to the lil girl calling Gavin. Having a lil boy myself I can see where she is coming from. Thanks for the treat!!
Kelle
Apr 22, 2013 rated it really liked it
Shelves: lmao
Very cute short story!! That llama story was hysterical!!
Lovey
Mar 29, 2014 rated it it was amazing
This was a really short story...only 17 pages. But I love the crazy antics of Claire, Carter and the rest of the Seduction & Snacks gang. Although I will admit that the last installment (Troubles and Treats) didn't really interest me --probably because it was based on Drew and Jenny; and not about Claire and Carter-- but I would read the back of a cereal box if it had anything to do with these crazy as hell, funny couples.

It's been a long while since I've read anything about them and this l
...more
Roni Guzman
May 09, 2013 rated it it was amazing
Okay I LOVED this book!!! I laughed so hard I had tears come out my eyes and I couldn't breathe. Tara Sivec is one of the funniest authors I have ever seen. I have never read any books like hers. Especially when you try to read this at work and you are trying to look busy and professional but have a hard time keeping a straight face. I would recommend not to read this at work. Claire kills me in this book with how she dealt with a little girl interested in her son.

Oh and then Jenny!!! Who can f
...more
Jennifer Dawn✌️❤️
This review has been hidden because it contains spoilers. To view it, click here.
Booklover, Indianapolis
(Sep) What was I thinking, paying $0.99 for a 17 page book?! Worse, what kind of horrible person writes what is barely more than the back of a cereal box and has the nerve to charge for it, instead of putting it free on her website or making it part of a (free) subscription newsletter. I respect authors and the work that goes into writing a story, but come on?? A snippet part of a series and you charge for it?

Rant aside, this was cute. I love Carter and Claire and I loved seeing Claire go all M
...more
Jalyn
Hearts and Llamas is a short story about Claire and Carter's Valentines Day. It's a cute short story. In this book Gavin is 10 and one of the little girls in his class has a crush on him. I love Claire's reaction to this little girl. I think most moms are pretty protective of their little boys and even though Claire's reaction is kind of overboard, it's really funny. I also liked Jim and Liz's llama V-day story. Hehe XD I love getting to read more about the Chocolate Lovers crew, but I wish this ...more
Kim
Jun 30, 2014 rated it did not like it
I've said it before and I say it again now, everything went downhill after Seduction and Snacks. i thought I'd give Tara Sivec another try with this one but it was a real disappointment. No sense in the content whatsoever.
Although, after reading this I changed my Tara Sivec-OTP from Carter-Claire to Jim-Liz, they need to have their own book! Why don't they have their own when the stupid Drew-Jenny has one?
Sucks.anyway, I'm going to read the Chocoholics Series and hopefully that's better.
Erica
Feb 05, 2013 rated it it was amazing
Hilarious

But I wouldnt expect anything less from Tara Sivec absolutely brilliant, Where does she come up with this stuff.

Thanks for this seriously having Chocolate Lovers withdrawls.

Definately one for the FANS!!!!!



« previous 1 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 next »
There are no discussion topics on this book yet. Be the first to start one »

Readers also enjoyed

  • Because of You (Playing with Fire, #2)
  • Get Me (The Keatyn Chronicles, #6)
  • Confessions of an Alli Cat (The Cougar Chronicles, #1)
  • Cloud Walking (Find You in the Dark, #1.5)
  • Tangled Extra Scenes (Tangled, #1.1)
  • Shark Out of Water (Grab Your Pole, #3)
  • Friends with Benefits (Girl Next Door, #1)
  • The Party (The Proposition, #0.5)
  • Sudden Response (EMS, #1)
  • The Unidentified Redhead (Redhead, #1)
  • Riptides (Silver Strand, #4.5)
  • Daniel Part Two (The Original Sinners, #0.2)
  • Rock Chick Redemption (Rock Chick, #3)
  • Fuck Valentine's Day
  • Boycotts & Barflies
  • The Champion (Racing on the Edge, #4)
  • An On Dublin Street Christmas (On Dublin Street, #1.1)
See similar books…
9,296 followers
Tara Sivec is a USA Today best-selling author, wife, mother, chauffeur, maid, short-order cook, baby-sitter, and sarcasm expert. She lives in Ohio with her husband and two children and looks forward to the day when all three of them become adults and move out.

After working in the brokerage business for fourteen years, Tara decided to pick up a pen and write instead of shoving it in her eye out of
...more

Other books in the series

Chocolate Lovers (3 books)
  • Seduction and Snacks (Chocolate Lovers, #1)
  • Futures and Frosting (Chocolate Lovers, #2)
  • Troubles and Treats (Chocolate Lovers, #3)
“She’s calling our house. What ten-year-old girl needs to call a boy’s house? A slutty ten-year-old girl, that’s who. She’s got her sights on our son, and before we know it, she’s going to be giving him blow jobs on the back of the bus and forcing him to watch porn with her. This is our BABY, Carter!” 30 likes
“It's going down, and it's going down right the fuck now. I don’t care if there is a room full of witnesses” 22 likes
More quotes…