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470 pages, Paperback
First published September 1, 2013
‘Your cunning and the fact that your hair is the same colour as our princess.MEANWHILE, in the Real World (not the TV show) Joshua and his friend Reena (who so happens to also be Briar's best friend as well, despite the fact that Joshua and Briar aren't supposed to cross path) are looking for a way to enter Briar's fantasy world. Reena uses some freaking Hoodoo magic, summons shit, and BAM, they're right smack in the middle of Briar's dream-fairy-tale-world-nightmare...thing. Oh, wait, that's not all. Pat is also there. He's the gorgeous jock who tried (and failed) to seduce Briar on the eve of her birthday. Well, he's there too because he happened to touch the fucking charm from the bracelet that Joshua gave Briar (which he bought on the internet). Happy, happy, joy, joy. Everyone's here. Fuck me.
"If you assume the princess’s place, you may well have to remain here"What the fuck? No, you haven't! Out of fucking nowhere, she dreams of being a princess when in her life in the real world, there was no mention of her hopes, dreams, anything regarding the matter. I'm just too tired to go on ranting about all Briar's menu of dumb.
Could I do it? Maybe, once she got the dye out of her hair. In many ways, she’d been rehearsing for the role all her life.