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Cinderella Screwed Me Over

Cindi Madsen (Goodreads Author)

3.80 · Rating details · 3,361 ratings · 460 reviews

Darby Quinn has a bone to pick with Cinderella. Burned one too many times by ex-boyfriends, Darby has lost all belief in the happily-ever-after that the fairy-tale princess promised her. She's sworn off love, Prince Charmings, and happy endings and she's happy about it. Really. Or at least she was…until she met Jake, her gorgeous neighbor and the manager of her favorite re ...more

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May 09, 2019 Yodamom rated it liked it · review of another edition

3 stars, fun light and romantic, it could have been a solid 4 if there wasn't so many rehashing of the stupid rules and then the detailed story behind each one. The main character Darby was just so irritating to me, her stubborn opinions and judgemental attitude rubbed me wrong. ...more

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May 11, 2015 Snow rated it really liked it · review of another edition

Recommended to Snow by: Kay

Shelves: romance

4 complicated stars
uf! what to say? this was some read!
It's so close to the real life that I almost thought I was actually in it...
It was funny, it was annoying, it was overwhelming, it was just the way it is in real life, too.
I could relate to it, I was laughing out loud then I was mad, then I wanted to throw my tablet across the room, then I decided to forgive her (the heroine, i mean) and give her a chance cause Darby, guuurl, you are some piece of work, I'll give you that...

Darby is a young ...more

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Aug 13, 2017 Yoda rated it liked it

Shelves: romance, feel-good, kindle, on-the-shelf, read-2017

Darby Quinn has been in a lot of failed relationships and has given up on love, that is until she meets a guy that makes her break all of her rules.

The plot was bearable but the language was exhausting, most of the sentences were way too long. There was an impressive amount of unnecessary informations, things that plot didn´t need to move forward, same with the jokes. Incredible how much less funny a joke is when you follow it up with an explanation, and its not necessary to point out that a jok ...more

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Sep 30, 2013 Karen rated it really liked it

4.5 stars

I wanted to read this book the second I saw the cover and title. It just screams fun and Madsen delivered.

Darby grew up dreaming of meeting her Prince Charming just like the princesses from all the fairy tales we’ve been spoon fed since childhood. But in a hilarious series of case studies Darby exposes the reality of love & eventual heartbreak, complete with lessons learned, one fairy tale at a time.

Cynical is an understatement when it comes to Darby but I loved her. She has good reaso ...more

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Sep 27, 2013 Ashley - Book Labyrinth rated it it was amazing

Shelves: for-review, from-publisher, netgalley, adult, romance-recs, contemporary-romance

I went into this book looking for something lighthearted and sweet, and that's exactly what I got. Upon reading the first few chapters there were numerous times I actually laughed out loud, a rare occurrence. This humour continued throughout the book, which I really appreciated. I also loved how swoony and romantic this book was while still being clean. I mean, I wouldn't have protested at more make out scenes, but I really do love clean romances because you get so much more of a focus on the ac I went into this book looking for something lighthearted and sweet, and that's exactly what I got. Upon reading the first few chapters there were numerous times I actually laughed out loud, a rare occurrence. This humour continued throughout the book, which I really appreciated. I also loved how swoony and romantic this book was while still being clean. I mean, I wouldn't have protested at more make out scenes, but I really do love clean romances because you get so much more of a focus on the actual romance. You get to experience the characters getting to know one another and all the reasons why they belong together, beyond just the physical attraction.

Our main character Darby is sweet, but she’s also practical to the point of cynicism. She's been burned so many times, that it's difficult for her to let herself fall in love, even when a real Prince Charming may have made his way into her life. Speaking of Prince Charming, I really loved Jake. He's funny and charming without coming off as sleazy, he's patient and caring, and he sees the good in Darby. I appreciated how we also got to see some of Jake’s faults, such as him getting too wrapped up in his work. This made him seem like a whole person, not just someone placed in the role of “perfect love interest”.

What I loved about this slow burn romance is that it didn't feel fake. Darby genuinely felt like someone with control and trust issues, and we see that with all her case study examples. She had real reasons to feel the way she did, and she wasn't over the top about it. Darby wasn't an insane man hating stereotype like you see in some books/movies, she's just someone who is hesitant and scared. She tries to keep her distance to keep herself from being hurt again. Speaking of Darby’s case studies, I loved how she laid out her past relationships in that format, especially in comparing them to the Disney princes.

The romance in this book is top notch, but so too are the friendship and family elements. Stephanie, Darby’s best friend, was a strong support for Darby. She was busy planning her own wedding, so she wasn’t always 100% focused on the friendship, but she was there for Darby when it counted most, and she wanted the best for her. Their friendship felt real, and Stephanie was a great character who stood as her own woman, and not just as a caricature of female friendship that so many books present. On the family front, Darby’s family plays a small but important role in the book. From the scenes that they are in, it’s so clear that they are real, developed people with their own personalities and backgrounds. To do that without “info dumping” takes talent, and that was definitely achieved here.

Be sure to check out Cinderella Screwed Me Over if you’re looking for a book that is fun and swoony, while still being practical about romance (eg. it fully acknowledges that relationships take work, that you need to have the same goals, that you need to support each other, etc). I absolutely enjoyed this book: it was one that I didn't want to set down because I felt like I was a part of Darby's world when I was reading it.
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Feb 16, 2015 Kay (❦ ᴗ ❦ ✿) BooksandMe rated it it was amazing · review of another edition

Recommends it for: Jaded and cynical in love

Shelves: love-and-romance, favefabfab, books2015reads

Cinderella screwed me over. Literally.

What caught my attention was the title, actually. And I started reading and push through without expectations or inkling to what this story is all about. From the first word to the last, I actually got hooked.

So basically, Darby relates the fairy tales we've all watched since we were kids and those romantic comedies and romance movies to the real life relationships that we have into what she called case studies.Because of failed relationships, she swore off ...more

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Oct 23, 2013 Cindi added it · (Review from the author)

It's finally out! So excited :)

Darby Quinn has a bone to pick with Cinderella. Burned one too many times by ex-boyfriends, Darby has lost all belief in the happily-ever-after that the fairy-tale princess promised her. She's sworn off love, Prince Charmings, and happy endings and she's happy about it. Really. Or at least she was…until she met Jake, her gorgeous neighbor and the manager of her favorite restaurant. But Darby has rules about dating, ones she's culled from her years spent with so-cal ...more

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Nov 03, 2013 Leslie rated it it was amazing

This book was just what I needed after reading some heavier things. It was light, funny, had me laughing, and just thoroughly enjoyable!

It is about Darby, a girl who is burned out and given up on relationships and getting her happily ever after. This is her journey to see if she can realize her Prince Charming is right there and she just needs to take another chance. She meets Jake, the owner of her favorite restaurant, and her battle against starting a relationship begins!

I simply adored Jake. ...more

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Oct 27, 2013 Autumn Review rated it it was amazing

Shelves: arc, review, blog-tours

Fun, quirky, and flirty; Cinderella Screwed Me Over was exactly what I needed. Have you ever had one of those days where nothing seems to be going your way? Then, you pick up a good book and your mood changes? Well, that's what happened to me with this book. I literally couldn't keep the smile off my face. Cinderella Screwed Me Over not only made me laugh, but also gave me a realistic love story.

Usually in my books, I find one character that I might like just a little more than the other. It's r Fun, quirky, and flirty; Cinderella Screwed Me Over was exactly what I needed. Have you ever had one of those days where nothing seems to be going your way? Then, you pick up a good book and your mood changes? Well, that's what happened to me with this book. I literally couldn't keep the smile off my face. Cinderella Screwed Me Over not only made me laugh, but also gave me a realistic love story.

Usually in my books, I find one character that I might like just a little more than the other. It's rare that I find a couple that I love equally. This is how I feel about Darby and Jake. There were so many ways that I felt I could relate to Darby. Between failed relationships, high expectations, and the reluctance about finding "the one", Darby struggles with the fact that Jake may actually be her Prince Charming.

My most favorite moments in the book are between Darby and Jake. It's the romantic in me and I'm a complete sucker for love. I, too, believe in the fairy tale. Sometimes it's a bit distorted and may not look exactly like what we think it will, but it is possible. But, I loved the truth in Darby's fairy tale analogies. She analyzes different stories, like The Little Mermaid, and compares it to a relationship that she's had in her past. These moments were truly a gift to read and what made me laugh the most. It also got me thinking about my own relationships and how I would match each relationship. I loved it. It was witty, smart, and entertaining.

Overall, I loved this book! I must have it in print. It's the kind of book you want to read again. Jake made me swoon and Darby was the kind of girl I could be friends with. But like I said, there is a strong romantic element, but there is more to this story. Darby really learns about herself and I appreciated watching her grow. If you're looking for something you can relate to, will make you laugh and SWOON...definitely check this one out!

Quotes:
~I look back at my relationships and noticed my dating life had been more like Con Air than Cinderella-you know, bumpy and full of bad guys.-Loc 39

~"You might not believe in seeing someone and knowing something's different about them, but I do. And there's something different about you." Jake ran his fingers down my arm, leaving a trail of goose bumps. Then he grabbed my hand and continued down the sidewalk. "So? Where do you want our half date to be?"-Loc 991

~All that time spent waiting for the prince, and then he turns human and you think, man, he was cuter as an animal. Who knew you'd be asking for beastiality in the end?-Loc 2054

~Sleeping Beauty obviously had some poor decision-making skills. I mean, some lady in thorns shows up and you go ahead and do whatever she says? Only I can't really talk now, can I? I knew I was going to get hurt, yet I still stretched out my hand and was surprised when I ended up on the floor with a broken heart.-Loc 3778 ...more

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Oct 22, 2013 Nicole rated it it was amazing

Shelves: favorites-through-2013, 2013

I've come to the conclusion that this book is now one of my all time favorites! Here's why without spoilers... Darby Quinn we share the same thoughts and possibly soul.. I've never read anything that after reading the 1st couple pages I sat dumbfounded because all I could think was OMG someone has apparently been inside my head and seen my secrets and I'm in trouble! It was scary for me lol... Then walks in Jake.... crushing!! Then I, I mean Darby, go through the motions. Too afraid to admit, qu I've come to the conclusion that this book is now one of my all time favorites! Here's why without spoilers... Darby Quinn we share the same thoughts and possibly soul.. I've never read anything that after reading the 1st couple pages I sat dumbfounded because all I could think was OMG someone has apparently been inside my head and seen my secrets and I'm in trouble! It was scary for me lol... Then walks in Jake.... crushing!! Then I, I mean Darby, go through the motions. Too afraid to admit, questioning everything and remembering the past. Even knowing that sometimes yeah HEA exists you've been hurt so much that its easier to be standoffish, scared and keep everyone at a distance to just be safe and protect your heart... Only one problem... Jake is just as stubborn as Darby is and Thank God for that!! Even though he gave a mini heart attack but you'll figure that out when you read... Drew and Devin (Darby's brothers) perfect! we can pick on you cause you're our little sister but no one else can or there'll be hell to pay! ( I don't have real brothers so that's the only difference so far between Darby and myself) and when push comes to shove they stepped up and did the big brother thing and totally told her to "man up" lol... Drew is hilarious! His little life sayings were great! Devin and his normal marriage even helped ( his little speech to his little sister) make you see that yeah its worth it.... Steph the bff, I have one like that except mine isn't getting married any time soon... I'm sure my bff would give me the same advice and tell me I'm being stupid as she did... (I don't have to worry about that cause well no prospects) Even though Steph is getting married she still makes time for her bestie which is great! I loved all the diary references (I guess that's the best way to put it) with real bfs to their relating Prince... That was perfect! Ive never thought about doing that lol maybe I should lol... I also agree that its all Disneys fault lol... but hey Prince Charming does exist... Also proved that if its worth it, its not easy and that sometimes you have to stop analyzing, questioning, remembering the past and just stop thinking and open your eyes to what's there staring you in the face... so with all that said I can promise that this book will be read more than once by me! It will give me a reality check when I need one (just like the movie He's just not that into you does for me lol) .. If my rambling don't convince you to give this a try then you're missing out! ( FYI I've never wrote this much about a book ever) ... But in all seriousness its definitely one to not skip over! I loved it!! ...more

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Jan 31, 2013 Alycia rated it it was amazing

Shelves: contemporary, adult-romance, entangled, favorites, books-i-worked-on, 2013, clean-romance, contemporary-romance

Very cool! CINDERELLA SCREWED ME OVER is a Jules Romance Pick for Barnes and Noble! http://www.barnesandnoble.com/s?view=...

Witty, fun, and full of hilarious case studies on ex-boyfriends. And it has the BEST love interest. ...more

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Oct 05, 2017 Annette Dahl "Old Vicarious Reader" rated it it was amazing · review of another edition

Shelves: amazon

This is my first read by this author, and it’s just the kind of story I adore. The flashbacks of Darby’s journey through life was very clever matching it to Disney characters as case studies. There were so many snarky one liners, statements, situations, clever responses I spent a lot of time laughing out loud. And, that was throughout most of the book.

One of my favorite scenes was when Darby was explaining to Jake how crazy woman are. It was funny and so true.

I spent all of the book waiting ...more

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Jan 28, 2013 Kassiah rated it it was amazing

Shelves: adult, favorites, ft-swoonworthy-guy, pub-2013, reviewed-pretty-sassy-cool, favorites-of-2013

5 stars.

This review can also be found on Steamy Guys After Dark .

I. Loved. This. Book.

I had almost forgotten how much I love Cindi Madsen's style--great descriptions and dialogue with realistic storylines and couples that you actually want to succeed. She outdid herself this time, giving us a strong, swoon-worthy guy and a smart, snarky girl that I felt like I could actually be friends with, all wrapped up with some of my favorite Disney Princesses. ♥

After having a series of failed relationsh ...more

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Feb 26, 2013 Ellen rated it it was amazing

Shelves: e-arc

Cinderella Screwed Me Over is one of those books that is pure entertainment. If I had to sum it up, I'd say that it's humor at its best, like a Disney story for all of us grownup girls who still love fairy tales, whether you believe in them or not. Darby Quinn was one of those girls who believed in and hoped for the fairy tale, until she got burned one time too many.

"Cinderella screwed me over. And really, she doesn't deserve all the blame. Jasmine, Ariel, Belle, Sleeping Beauty - whatever her ...more

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Oct 01, 2013 Zarith dol rated it it was amazing · review of another edition

Absolutely love it.. The heroine is beautiful, strong and independent character with a flawed of her own. Since she was a child, she loved fairy tale and hope to meet her very own prince charming. But the real world is not like that, bits and bumps along the way, few accident and lots of heartbroken before you finally meet someone you can share you life with.
What I like about this book is how the heroine lists all of her exes as a prince from every fairy tales with lesson learn from each relati ...more

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Sep 29, 2013 Amanda rated it it was amazing

ARC from NetGalley

OMG!!! I loved this book, It is more realistic than most romance books, It reminds me of a lot of my experiences in dating.

The main characters in this book are so funny, I found myself laughing so hard I couldn't stop, It was a wonderful book and makes me want to get her other books.

I would give this a 5 star rating for the fact that it's realistic dating scenarios that most women now a days deal with, Loved the banter back in forth between Darby and Jake the main characters. ...more

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Feb 19, 2014 Sreejitha Sasikumar rated it it was amazing

Shelves: read-2014

I am really glad that i took my chances on reading this lovely story. From the very first chapter; this book was filled with awesomeness. I loved Cindy Marsen's writing and also the book cover. You can't find another appealing title as this one. And yes "cinderella really screwed me over".
(P.S I would definitely enjoy if this book is made into a romantic comedy.) ...more

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May 11, 2014 Priyanka rated it it was amazing

Shelves: favorites, contemporary, romance, chicklit

This book was awesome! I loved Darby and all her views about love. So many points where I could relate to her.

The plot was different and all the characters were unique with their own personalities and flaws. Loved Jake.

5/5

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Jan 14, 2018 Lauren rated it it was amazing

Shelves: romance

*4.5*

Confession time: I started CINDERELLA SCREWED ME OVER a couple of months ago and never got past the first chapter. I thought it wasn't for me. Recently, I decided to give it a second chance and I'm so incredibly happy I did. (See sometimes you just have to be in the right kind of mood for a book).

CINDERELLA SCREWED ME OVER reminded me of some of my favorite romantic comedy movies.

After a series of horrible, soul-crushing relationships, Darby's given up on love and HEAs. She thinks that C *4.5*

Confession time: I started CINDERELLA SCREWED ME OVER a couple of months ago and never got past the first chapter. I thought it wasn't for me. Recently, I decided to give it a second chance and I'm so incredibly happy I did. (See sometimes you just have to be in the right kind of mood for a book).

CINDERELLA SCREWED ME OVER reminded me of some of my favorite romantic comedy movies.

After a series of horrible, soul-crushing relationships, Darby's given up on love and HEAs. She thinks that Cinderella and the rest of the Disney princesses have screwed her over, because men like Prince Charming and Prince Eric aren't nearly as perfect as they seem on the big screen. But Jake, the owner of Darby's favorite restaurant as well as her neighbor, won't give up on Darby and her pessimistic views. He thinks they can make it work, no matter how hard Darby tries to push him away....

Darby is cynical and sarcastic. She has a slight case of foot-in-mouth disease. More importantly, she's never afraid to speak her opinion, no matter how controversial it may be. When the book begins, Darby sees love in a glass-half-empty kind of way. At first, I had a love/hate relationship with her. I could understand why she had given up on love (some of her past relationships had been rough). At the same time, however, I wanted her to take the risk - to give Jake a try - because while you might not always achieve the most perfect HEA, you can get pretty darn close with the right person. Also, I loved Darby's sass. Some of the things she said (especially on her blind dates) cracked me up.

Jake is charming and relentless hero. He has the patience of a saint. Seriously, Darby wasn't always the easiest person in the world. The minute Jake was first introduced I wanted him to be the one. There was something so incredibly likable about him and I loved how he wouldn't give up on the people and things he cared about.

CINDERELLA SCREWED ME OVER is a romance; however, Cindi Madsen also addresses how fairy tales sometimes give girls unrealistic expectations on love and romance (a.k.a "Cinderella Screwed Me Over"). I thought she did a fantastic job of weaving Darby's case studies (i.e. how each of Darby's boyfriend's compared to a Disney prince and what she learned) into the book. They were interesting as well as thought-provoking and I especially loved how close they were to the "true" story. The romance here was slow-burn, and throughout the book it had the "will-they-or-won't-they" feel I love. I especially liked how some parts kept me guessing. For instance, Darby's biggest heartbreak isn't fully revealed until the very end; however, there's slight clues that pop up every once in a while that had me predicting what exactly went down. Additionally, I enjoyed how Darby's best friend's wedding preparations were included as well as Jake and Darby's respective jobs.

Overall, CINDERELLA SCREWED ME OVER is a unique, compelling romance. As I said before, I'm so incredibly happy I gave it a second chance! ...more

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Jul 19, 2020 SheSaidYestoBooks rated it really liked it

This book will make you realize that indeed, Cinderella screwed all women over. 🙆🏻‍♀️
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A really sweet, romantic contemporary with a wonderful plot and a likable (yet annoying!) heroine but the hero more than made up for that. Jake was truly wonderful, HOT, handsome, sweet and romantic... a true Prince Charming! 😍
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A very enjoyable, fun read with a great chemistry between the characters. Super cute!

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Jan 26, 2014 Gaby rated it it was amazing

Cindi, you are so awesome!! I loved this book!!

I enjoyed this book from start to finish, it was such a joy to read, if you guys haven’t read you really need to go buy it because it’s amazing!

Just the synopsis got me excited because I love fairy tales, I grew up watching Disney movies and I do even now so I was curious about how those expectations one tends to create from them were going be part of the plot, and the result is this sweet, funny and fresh novel that I think anyone can enjoy and rel Cindi, you are so awesome!! I loved this book!!

I enjoyed this book from start to finish, it was such a joy to read, if you guys haven’t read you really need to go buy it because it’s amazing!

Just the synopsis got me excited because I love fairy tales, I grew up watching Disney movies and I do even now so I was curious about how those expectations one tends to create from them were going be part of the plot, and the result is this sweet, funny and fresh novel that I think anyone can enjoy and relate to.

The main character, Darby also grew up watching Disney movies, loving all those fairytales where the princess finds their one true love and live happily ever after, she had faith in that and clung to that belief but after too many deceptions and letdowns she is certain there isn’t a happy ending, it simply doesn’t exist. Determined not to make the same mistakes again, she created case studies based on her ex-boyfriends and comparing each one to a prince, like Aladdin, Prince Charming from Cinderella and such, and then a guy called Jake appears (swoons) and he shakes Darby’s world and her beliefs. Still, she’s been through too many heartbreaks to let herself get hurt again, she doesn’t intend to forget her rules about love and dating, and is quite determined to find flaws in Jake that will end up proving her right.

Jake’s not willing to give up easily though, he’s patient in his pursue to get to know Darby, his attitude and actions confuse her and start make her think if she perhaps might be wrong, but will she be willing to risk her heart again? You will have to read the book to find out.

I loved Darby, she’s an independent, strong, funny and confident woman is so easy to like her and to relate to her. She’s so far from being a whinny heroine, desperate to have a guy in her life which was really refreshing. Despite liking her so much, there were a couple of times when I just wanted to shake her and make her stop being so stubborn but then again I don’t think she would have been herself if she gave up on her beliefs or on the way she is that easily; with someone as Jake, I know I’d have probably caved in in about two seconds, hahaha.

Jake is amazing, I’m pretty sure a lot of girls will find themselves swooning over him (I know I did) he is attractive, but it’s pretty much his actions that make you fall in love with him, he’s patient, kind, funny, thoughtful, and did I mentioned patient? because he totally is :P
He is determined to get to know Darby and is willing to play by her rules if that means she’ll give him a chance, don’t you feel like you love him already?

We also have some other characters that I really liked: Stephanie, Darby’s best friend and who just happens to be about to get married andDevin and Drew, Darby’s brothers who are just hilarious, specially Drew . And then of course, through the case studies we get to know the ex-boyfriends and thus learn about Darby’s past and what led her to give up on love and relationships.

Like I said earlier I think we can all find something to relate to with this book, and what I liked most of all about this book is how real it feels and the message it carries and from which I think we can all learn from: there are things that are worth fighting and risking our hearts for, life and relationships aren't easy but when you love someone you can commit and fight to overcome all hardships because there are people who make it all worth it, and that love does exist.

This is a book I'm sure everyone would enjoy! So what are you waiting to start it already? ;)
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Nov 01, 2013 Stephanie rated it really liked it

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E-Galley provided by publisher for honest review. No remuneration was exchanged and, except as noted all opinions presented herein are my own.

CINDERELLA SCREWED ME OVER Do You Really Have to Date the Frogs to Find the Prince?

This is a cleverly constructed novel composed of Darby's influential-relationship case studies studded throughout the story of a new opportunity. CINDERELLA SCREWED ME OVER was an entertaining and at times laugh-out-lou Original Post: http://fangswandsandfairydust.blogspo...
E-Galley provided by publisher for honest review. No remuneration was exchanged and, except as noted all opinions presented herein are my own.

CINDERELLA SCREWED ME OVER Do You Really Have to Date the Frogs to Find the Prince?

This is a cleverly constructed novel composed of Darby's influential-relationship case studies studded throughout the story of a new opportunity. CINDERELLA SCREWED ME OVER was an entertaining and at times laugh-out-loud funny. I may have even snorted once or twice. Even when Darby's relationship woes seem really sad, Madsen infuses them with enough humor to prevent Darby from being "Debbie-Downer" even though her best friend accuses her of it. I love a snarky heroine and there are some snarky guys in here too.

For example talking about a politician apologizing about patronizing prostitutes she says

You know what his wife didn't want him to do -- besides prostitutes, of course? Hold a press conference to apologize. If he were really sorry, he'd apologize to her in a nice private setting where she could slap him across the face ad tell him what an ass he was.

Of course her was groveling like and idiot, claiming he regretted his actions. What else was he going to do? Get up there and say, in front of the entire nation, "Hookers are awesome. I especially love how you can pay then to do kinky stuff that my wife won't do." (pp. 37-38)

The premise is that all those Disney princesses, all those fairy tales, those white-knights on horses, lead young women and to a lesser extent young men to have very unrealistic expectations and thus pick terrible boyfriends or terrible situations. The fairy tale prince apologizes, comes clean, sees the error of his ways and learns he really loves the damsel? Only in Darby's life the liar is just a liar, the cheat is just a jerk, the beast is just a beast and doesn't turn into a prince and the white knight drops you in a half-hearted attempt at rescue.

The only thing that bugged me (other than the lack of sex) was that Darby sees all kinds of great marriages and other relationships but seems to think she alone needs to give up men because of this fairy tale prince issue. And, she's had decent relationships too so why the extreme response and "rules?" The extremity of her resolve and situation is hard to line up with the actual life and relationships she's described. Seems to me she's just stopped looking for a prince, and that only a prince will do. You've got to kiss a lot of frogs,....

But, being really funny goes a long way in a book and a guy, so I will be realistic and say this is a pretty good book. It 's clever, it made me think and it made me laugh. So I give it a thumbs up. I might even buy this for a friend. ...more

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Oct 22, 2013 Melody May (What I'm Reading) rated it it was amazing

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I don't know how many of you love romantic comedy movies, but I love them. I think they are fantastic. You pretty much have a good balance when you watch a romantic comedy. You laugh, you cry and you get frustrated, but in the end you find that happy ending that makes you feel good. In Cindi Madsen's Cinderella Screwed Me Over you find the makings for a romantic comedy movie in the book.

Darby Quinn has had many disastrous relationships in her life time. So much so that Posted on What I'm Reading

I don't know how many of you love romantic comedy movies, but I love them. I think they are fantastic. You pretty much have a good balance when you watch a romantic comedy. You laugh, you cry and you get frustrated, but in the end you find that happy ending that makes you feel good. In Cindi Madsen's Cinderella Screwed Me Over you find the makings for a romantic comedy movie in the book.

Darby Quinn has had many disastrous relationships in her life time. So much so that she started making case files from past relationships and how the fit into the fairytale and how they fairytale doesn't really workout in real life. Yes, this could be a cynical approach to the idea of love. When you look at the cases she presents, it actually seems pretty accurate. So, it's no wonder she sworn off love and happy-ever-afters. However, there is one guy who doesn't seem to get the message, Jake Knight. Now Jake goes through a lot of hoops to get Darby to take a chance on him.

I did actually love Darby. I love the fact she had a jaded attitude on love. However, her attitude wasn't as jaded as another character in the story, which made Darby pause a couple of times to rethink her attitude. Did that make her change, not really. Plus, I found her case studies or the glimpse of her past relationship and how they shaped her view on love interesting. Like most girls she did have hope of a fairytale ending, but slowly came to realization that those aren't real. However, her attitude towards love did start to get on my nerves, but overall it stem from fear.

Now Jake deserves a medal or something for sticking by Darby through all her antics. He really stuck by her and he saw the that they could be more. I don't know how many guys would have stuck around when the girl keeps pushing away. Jake was persistent and determine and pretty amazing. I really did like the guy.

Cinderella Screwed Me Over definitely has a making for a romantic comedy movie in the book. As I was reading, I truly picture this story in my mind, especially when she did the case studies (kind of like a flashback). Here's how it has the making of a romantic comedy movie in the book: 1. You have flash backs (always make better romantic comedy). 2. Laugh out loud moments (one of the most important things in the romantic comedy). 3. Bring on the tears (you know there is always those moments) 4. The "oh no they're not going to make it" moment (yes, you know what I'm talking about, because it always happens). 5. The girl gets her happy ending. So, if you love romantic comedies, you probably have fun with Cinderella Screwed Me Over.

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Jun 23, 2014 Joy Sallegue rated it it was amazing

Shelves: favorites, chick-lit, romance

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Cinderella Screwed Me Over. The title itself tells you what the central theme of this book is. If you are the type who loves fairy tales and is eternally looking for Prince Charming, you may want to think twice about reading this book.

I love Darby Quinn. She’s smart, funny, tough, and has a pretty unique name. And she’s kind even though she has every reason to hate the world. When I read her stance on relationships, I kind of saw it as something too cynical, Full review on The Bookshelf Intruder

Cinderella Screwed Me Over. The title itself tells you what the central theme of this book is. If you are the type who loves fairy tales and is eternally looking for Prince Charming, you may want to think twice about reading this book.

I love Darby Quinn. She’s smart, funny, tough, and has a pretty unique name. And she’s kind even though she has every reason to hate the world. When I read her stance on relationships, I kind of saw it as something too cynical, negative and just impossible. But then she lays out her “case studies” (comparisons of her exes to popular Disney princes and even generic rom-com leading men) and who wouldn’t be as jaded as she is when you go through all that? I would have fled to a convent and spend the rest of my life there. There were parts that I was frustrated with her and her ideals but she’s just so relatable that I just couldn’t hate her.

Jake, on the other hand, is this mega swoon-worthy guy who’s not only handsome but also kind, knows how to cook, funny and very, very patient. Like Darby, I was waiting for Jake to make a mistake and I kept getting surprised by how patient the man is. Before the book ends though, Jake unveils his past and well, that’s another surprising part of the book.

Reading this book gave me a whirlwind of emotions. It made me laugh and made me cry on the last few chapters (even on the happy parts). I was an emotional mess by the end of the book.

Cinderella Screwed Me Over is a gem. It’s sweet and light. A quick read.It’s funny, highly entertaining and has just the perfect amount of romance — not too cheesy but not bland either.

Despite being a quick read, this book contains valuable life and love lessons especially for women, which is why I’m giving it 5 stars. I think every girl/woman can relate to this. All our lives, we are subjected to gender stereotypes: we get pink cribs and pink rooms and our storybooks are mostly fairy tales. There are all these standards on how we should act or dress or what our job should be. But really, we’re more than just princesses waiting for our own Prince Charming.

I haven’t read Cindi Madsen‘s other books but I loved this book so much (it’s one of my favorites now) that I might just pick another one written by her soon. And I definitely recommend this to anyone who wants a light and entertaining but realistic read. :) ...more

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Oct 14, 2013 Kelly rated it really liked it

Shelves: 2013, for-review

This was a very good, very refreshing new idea on a retelling. We start off with a girl who is very cynical on love. She doesn’t believe in happily ever afters. She is THE Debbie Downer of all times. She tries to prove it by keeping case studies of all the guys she has been out with and how they relate to princes and heroes in fairy tales. She uses Rapunzel, Snow White, Aladdin, Cinderella, etc. etc. But she tries to prove that they aren’t what they appear and how much time she wasted on them an ...more

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Nov 05, 2013 Amy A rated it really liked it

4.5

Sometimes a sweet, fun romance story is needed. Cinderella Screwed Me Over definitely fits that description.

Darby used to be a hopeless romantic. Always envisioning "the one". After watching her parents go through a divorce when she was younger as well as many failed relationships over the years, Darby has given up the "happily ever after" and decided to avoid serious relationships. To help her keep on track with this she's categorized her past relationships into case studies using the fairy- ...more

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Mar 04, 2015 Kimberly Callegan rated it really liked it

Fairy tale schmary tale... Until... A little bibbidy bobbidy boo comes into play.

What a great title to represent a great book. The story is just as fun as the cover! The main character, Darby, analyzed her past relationships into fairytale prince boyfriends gone wrong, and into case studies that set forth a string of rules of why not to fall in love.

Know that ole saying step on a crack you'll break your momma's back? Well how about this? Stuck in a crack, you are bringing love back!

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Aug 22, 2015 Shahenda Khaled rated it it was ok · review of another edition

Shelves: 2015

I have to say that I was kinda saving this one. I read Falling For Your Fiance by Cindi Madsen and I really loved it, so I downloaded this and read the first page. So good.

It started pretty good, I was liking the main character, a meet-cute, a little mysterious, fine. The writing wasn't as good as I remember but it's okay. Then comes the downfall. Jake, the love interest here, has... Perfect Guy Syndrome! *GASP* *COVER MY EYES* *CRINGE* I KNOW! I HATE THOSE!!

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Nov 29, 2014 A_Ryan rated it liked it

Shelves: fairytale-or-classic-redux, 100-book-reading-challenge-2014, neighbours-in-love

3.5 Fairytale stars.

This is the story about a girl who has kissed so many toads she has given up on ever finding Prince Charming ... even when she finds him.

I absolutely loved the beginning of this book. It was hilarious! And being a sucker for traditional fairytales, I loved the way the heroine typed up her past relationships as "case studies", relating them to different fairytale heroes. In fact, this was the best part of the book. And I couldn't get enough. It was definitely a five-star begi ...more

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Oct 06, 2013 P.A. Warren rated it it was amazing

I Received a Advanced Readers Copy for a Honest Review :)

I think every little girl has the Disney Princess fantasy.That life is going to be all cake and rainbows. Unfortunatly, it rarely turns out that way and Poor Darby seems to have a beacon on her that attracts Jackholes.After dating lots of jackholes she decides she no longer believes in love and you have Darby at 30 years old that has given up on men and relationships.Enter Jake.Jake who wont take no for an answer and you have the perfec ...more

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