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328 pages, ebook
First published March 15, 2013
"One day you'll belong to me, Evie, and I'll know everything about you."
They were part of the Awesome Hot Guy Society. Instead of Jamieson and Valentine: Badass Brigade, maybe it should be Jamieson and Valentine: Bootylicious Boys, or Jamieson and Valentine: Bootylicious Brigade of Badass Boys.
"The first rule of being a badass is that you don't talk about being a badass. Period."
"Evie. Up there? Wow. I already knew you were the hottest thing I'd ever seen in my life, but that voice of yours..." he leaned in close until the warmth of his breath tickled my ear "...makes me want to fuck you."
"You just make it work, Evie. It's that hard and that simple."
"You're the light I can't live without and the only one that has ever held my heart. I want to be the man standing beside you, laughing with you, crying with you, holding you, and loving you."
“I feel like everything is so much brighter when I’m with you. When you’re not there it’s like someone turned out the lights.”
"We'd been together all of one night, had sex twice, and already there was smashed glassware, mayhem and fisticuffs, and now a potential pregnancy scare."
"Because one day you'll belong to me, Evie, and I'll know everything about you."
"I feel like everything is so much brighter when I'm with you. When you're not there it's like someone turned out the lights."
"Evie, Up there? Wow. I already knew you were the hottest fucking thing I'd ever seen in my life, but that voice of yours..." he leaned in close until the warmth of his breath tickled my ear "...makes me want to fuck you."
"I feel like I've loved you before I even showed up on your doorstep that day."
Music wasn't just my therapy, it was my life, and as long as I had that, I had everything I needed.
This was not good news. In fact, there was only bad and worse news. The bad was I was watching Jared busily fling healthy food into the trolley. The worse was none of us would actually eat any of it, our systems would declare war. Not only that, there would be riots. Without chips and chocolate, we would all turn on each other. It would be like Lord of the Flies.
Panicked at the notion of being flayed with a stick, I started flinging chips and chocolate in the trolley with unprecedented reckless abandon. I watched in horror as Jared kept putting it all back on the shelves, and I literally gagged when he replaced it with bags of brown rice and chickpeas.
"Bet your sweet ass I am going there. I'm tired of your silly geek parade, Sandwich. You might have no trouble lying to yourself, but I am not lying to you when I tell you that you're being a giant, fat, retarded idiot." ~ Mac
"Evie. Up there? Wow. I already knew you were the hottest fucking thing I'd ever see in my life, but that voice of yours..." he leaned in close until the warmth of his breath tickled my ear "...makes me want to fuck you."
"I feel like everything is so much brighter when I'm with you. When you're not there it's like someone turned out the lights."
I had no clue what they were doing running around tackling each other for a ball. As much as I could commend them for their athleticism and fiery determination to pound each other to the ground, I just watched it for the little shorts. ~ Evie on Sunday arvo footy
I could do this. I could. I am a cool cucumber. No, fuck that. I am Snoop Dogg. You can get no cooler than that.
I decided Casey wasn't real. He simply descended from the heavens to fool us poor woman into believing that the perfect man really did exist and thus continue the eternal chase.
"You're the light I can't live without and the only one that has ever held my heart. I want to be the man standing beside you, laughing with you, crying with you, holding you, and loving you..."