Raising Boys Feminists Will Hate

by Doug Giles

Parent, if you have a young son and you want him to grow up to be a man, then you need to keep him away from pop culture, public school and a lot of Nancy Boy churches. If metrosexual pop culture, feminized public schools and the effeminate branches of evanjellycalism lay their sissy hands on him, you can kiss his masculinity good-bye because they will morph him into a dandy. Yeah, mom and dad, if – if – you dare to raise your boy as a classic boy in this castrated epoch, then you’ve got a task that’s more difficult than getting a drunk to hit the urinal at Chili’s. Read this bold and hard-hitting guide by Doug Giles, the politically incorrect master, on how to raise your son in a world which more and more seems to hate masculinity.

58 pages, Paperback

First published September 3, 2012

Reviews

[Petra X · Rating 1 out of 5]

There is only one sensible way to raise boys. That is, in such a way as you might get good-quality daughters-in-law.

When the kid grows up and leaves home there might be a few years before they find a long-term partner. If you don't get on with her, you aren't going to see your son much. Best bring him up to attract nice women with taste (they love your son, that is proof of good taste), are respectful, more or less respectable, and might even have grandchildren for you. If they do, then they should realise that grandparents want all the benefits with none of the responsibilities of parenthood. ie. they will pick them up on time.

I have three sons. I had great hopes of the middle one when he found his second major girlfriend (I liked the first one too, but she was a model and beautiful and not going to leave London full-time for this little island). We all went out for a drink. First thing she does is whisper (loudly) in my son's ear, "your mother is very pretty". OMG I loved her instantly. Secondly she didn't question, as everyone bloody does, why I am white and he is black. Discreet! Extra points. Thirdly, she offered to buy the second round of drinks. When we said goodbye, she said it was a pleasure meeting me and she hoped we could get to know each other better. Miranda darling, I was in love with you forever.

She is no more. My son had a little something on the side and got caught. I guess I didn't do as good a job as I'd thought :-(

But it would have been worse if I'd followed this book. It's nothing to do with feminism but everything to do with the idea of bringing up a man's man minus the manners, morals and general respect that a gentleman has. A sort of John-Wayne-red-neck cowboy character that always spits on the ground, inside or out...

A thought. I wonder how the Prosperity Whoredom Jobs lady would view this?

[Julio Genao]

how to raise a douchebag who gets killed by some girl in pigtails by the fourth grade.

i love conservative american publishing.

[Mir · Rating 1 out of 5]

But why go to all the trouble and expense of raising a child just to have him arrested for rape or murder when you've finally gotten him off your hands? Wouldn't it be easier not to have one at all?

[Tabitha McGowan · Rating 1 out of 5]

I bought this book, but I don't have a boy so I decided to try the techniques on my ferret. I am sad to report that he was last seen sporting a fedora at a jaunty angle and mansplaining to all the lady ferrets about how boy ferrets are also discriminated against, and how hard it is to earn his daily kibble and raw chicken wings in what is undoubtedly a female mustelid's world. THIS BOOK IS DANGEROUS. Well, to ferrets, anyway. For humans it has excellent absorbency, and it only needed two pages instead of my usual three for a sparkling clean bottom.

[Stuti Rai · Rating 1 out of 5]

OH HEY BOOK! FUCK YOU!

My pre-pubescent brother respects women, rallies for women and he'll grow up to be a feminist, not a dandy.

Glenn Coco does not sponsor this book.

[Kat]

*takes a good long look at herself*

So if guys like Doug here wouldn't exist, whose sons would star in the kind of books I get a kick out of? Yeah, that.

[Kimberley de Looze · Rating 1 out of 5]

If I could give this less than one I would. A repetitive load of uninformed crap that fails to make a single real argument.

[Matt G.]

I think Mr. Giles has deep father issues. I also would not be surprised if he tucked his penis between his legs and danced to Goodbye Horses.

By the way, I don't believe he actually has sons. Maybe it's for the best.

Spoilers: this is a terrible parenting book. If you followed the advice contained, your son will be an over opinionated, uninformed ass. Much like Giles.

[Jenn (One of Many, We are Legion)]

This didn't even land on my "nope" shelf, because I literally said, "da fuck?" out loud when I saw this title and read the blurb.

[Jason · Rating 4 out of 5]

Great book, but it is really short.

[Shannon · Rating 1 out of 5]

I'm just getting all my 1 stars out of the way right now I guess. Sometimes I like to skim through books for shits and giggles but this one did not make me giggle. It made me roll my eyes and sincerely hope Doug gets help.

Why am I even reviewing this? It was so bad.