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Troubles and Treats

(Chocolate Lovers #3)

4.16  ·  Rating details ·  12,289 ratings  ·  1,132 reviews
Librarian's Note: this is an alternate cover edition - ISBN13 9781301954193

Drew and Jenny have spent years being the envy of their friends with their out of control sex lives - well, not really. Mostly it makes their friends want to throw up in their mouths a little.

With two little kids and two busy lives, for the first time, Drew and Jenny aren't on the same page in the
Kindle Edition, 213 pages
Published November 29th 2012 (first published November 1st 2012)
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Oct 24, 2012 rated it it was amazing  ·  (Review from the author)  ·  review of another edition
I wrote it, therefore it is awesome. The end.
Let me tell you a secret:
The hero of this books is not funny. He is not cute.
He is every woman’s nightmare.

He gets pissed off over you using his new sex swing (don’t ask, you really do not want to know) to calm down your screaming toddler.
He does not say anything nice to you. Like…ever.
His freaking penis can only get hard if you are slutty.
He calls you "Porno Jenny" in his mind.
He talks to your vagina. But not to you! Never to you! And never about important things!
He talks to his penis. Al
Damnit. I just love this series and the bitch who writes them.

*Full Review to Come
**ARC provided by author for an honest review.
Kellie Maddox-Ward


I love you too, vagina. I miss you like a hooker misses her virginity. True story. Why have you done me wrong,Boo? Why is there such a distance between us? Remember when we used to hang out every day? Now I barely see you once a month. You’ve changed,vagina. I hate to say this,but you have. You’re a different person now,and it’s like I don’t even know you. I thought maybe you were hanging around with a different crowd of people and they influenced you against
Aestas Book Blog

omigodomigodomigod!!! It's Drew's book!!!! YESYESYES!!
Jennifer Kyle
Oct 24, 2012 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition

I laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed.

Tara Sivec is a comic genius!!

In Troubles and Treats we are propelled six years into the future with Drew and Jenny Parritt. Since the birth of their second child Drew and Jenny’s kinky sex life has become nonexistent. Jenny is just flat out exhausted. She really has her hands full,taking care of an infant and a preschooler, housework, and of course her job at S & S.

Drew is still the same, funny t-shirt wearing, sex craving, cl
Once again, welcome to the crazy family of friends. No, nothing has changed, they continue talking constantly about sex and do all kinds of indecent and "improperly" things.

This book is about Drew and Jenny, they have two children, and you don't believe me, they have problems in bed! It's all what this will be, what to do to once again light a fire in their relationship and bed. And you can be sure that it will be very funny.

“ just a few minutes, a dick will be able to find your vagina with

I loved it. Drew and Jenny's story is way better than Carter and Claire's story. Funnier, sexier and more exciting. It would make an excellent romantic comedy movie.

Favorite scene - Drew and Jenny in the sex swing:

Jenny: "Yes, keep doing that! Rub my ass with your knee, you whore!"

Drew: "Who's my tramp? Who's my dirty hooker tramp?"

Jenny: "Me! Me! I'm your dirty hooker tramp! Pay me, big daddy, pay me!"

Drew: "I'm going to give you a 75% tip, you dirty whore!"

Jenny: "Yes! Yes! Give me the tip, g
Natasha is a Book Junkie
Oct 25, 2012 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: arc
In Seduction and Snacks, they all fell in love. In Futures and Frosting, their bonds were forged. In Troubles and Treats, the grass is definitely greener in other people’s bedrooms.
“When was the last time you guys had sex?” Claire asks.
“Um, what day is it today?”
“It’s Saturday,” Claire answers.
“Last year.”

This is the unconventional there’s-trouble-in-paradise story of Jenny and Drew, the wackiest members of our beloved lot, who finally get their own book to star in. We find them married,

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SON OF A BIRTHDAY CAKE! My fave line in this book! It take me a lot of time to finish this. I reserve it to get over my book hangover and ROFL on Drew and Jenny. I love book 1 & 2 more than this because I think there's more romance than just humor with Claire and Carter. Here I don't get the vibes of any romantic stuff just a super weird, crazy, kinky couple who's going on a dry spill after giving birth with their second child.

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Elle's Book Blog
Genre: Romantic Comedy
Series: Chocolate Lovers series #3 (can standalone, but I recommend reading in order)

:: 5+ Pretty Little Stars ::

This is by far the FUNNIEST book I have ever read. And, it's the BEST book in the Chocolate Lovers series. OMG the shenanigans that go on in this book are laugh out loud funny and readers should be warned that there is a good chance you will pee your pants. HA. I laughed through this entire book. I literally could not stop. Now I am super sad that this
Aisha  ☠️☠️
Apr 10, 2017 marked it as dnf-lost-interest  ·  review of another edition
DNF. It's annoying as shit.
Oct 24, 2012 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: adult, read-2012, romance
Troubles and Treats was a perfect addition to the Chocolate Lovers series!! I absolutely adored this book to pieces!! Tara Sivec proves once again that she can deliver a romantic comedy that's both sexy and laugh-your-ass-off hilarious. I loved absolutely every cringe-worthy moment and comedic sexy seduction Sivec included in this story. With a perfect blend of awesome characters and witty dialog, it's reading entertainment at its finest.

This installment to the Chocolate Lovers series is told fr
Akanksha❤ Søren♰
“Stop diddling your twigs and berries over a body of water,” Jim deadpans.
I feel like a REALLY big pervert for even understanding half the stuff written in this book and the double meaning lines!

MY WHOLE FUCKING BOOK IS HIGHLIGHTED, each and every quote, paragraph and line!!
Author, I love you, your brains and your weird n amazing humor!
Do not enter, closed for repairs, zombies will eat your face if you try to touch this vagina. LMFAO
The book was basically Drew trying to get Jenny back into havin
Kim Person


Yes!!!!! Love Drew and Jenny and dear God can you take Jenny back to the sex shop? Funniest damn thing I've ever read!!!!


I can't freaking stand it....

Beatrice ~ Confessions of a Pinay Bookaholic
I still find this funny in some ways but Drew and Jenny kinda frustrated me. Sometimes I think their actions are stupid and funny at the same time. Who the F rocks a baby to sleep in a SEX SWING?! DAMN JENNY! HAHAHA!! It's not as funny as as Clare and Carter and I miss them. Especially Gavin (that one hilarious kid).

It's still a great book. I will miss all the characters' shenanigans.
Sharon ∞❥ is an emotional book junkie ❥∞
3.5 ★'s

Jenny and Drew haven't had sex for a while and we get to hear the hilarious events that have contributed to this and what they attempt to do to solve it.

I feel bad for saying this but I just didn't like this book as much as the first two. Yes, all the shock jokes, crude lines and hysterical parts are still there but it just felt like the kind of joke that went on for too long and isn't as funny anymore. Don't get me wrong, I really like Drew and Jenny and to be honest, I probably like th
Oct 24, 2012 rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: lmao, z-kindle
This book has some serious LMAO ROTF moments. However, I could not buy into Drew and Jenny being actual parents. I love books one and two but I just couldn't buy into this one. Sorry folks.
First off, a HUGE ass THANK YOU TO TARA SIVEC for sending me the ARC of this highly anticipated story to add to the Chocolate Lovers Series.
I loved every moment of this book.

Who would have thunk that at the end of the day Drew would be my fav character. But boy am I glad I don’t have a man like him.

In Troubles and Treats you fast forward 6 years or so and Jenny and Drew have join the rest of the clan and have gotten hitched. They have 2 kiddos, one from a c-section and the other the old fashi
Oct 26, 2012 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
OMG! I cannot freakin wait for this book! LOVED the first two. Actually laughed out loud while reading... on the subway... more than once. Counting down the days.

I read this book in a day. I LOVED it! I do have to admit that I still loved the first two a little more, but I just think I related more to Claire as a narrator as opposed to Jenny. Don't get me wrong, it was still hilarious! The scene in the tent was freakin awesome!! I also found that i had a soft spot for Drew. Man was he clueless,
Selena Chandler-williams
/Raise your hand if you have read Seduction and Snacks. Now raise your other hand if you have read Futures and Frosting. Now... if you are sitting there with both hands raised; First, put them down you look like a fool. And second, you MUST read Troubles and Treats. This was a totally fitting and EPIC end to a wonderful series.

Check out my full review at Selena-lost-in-thought on 11/29/12 and I will also welcome Tara to my blog on 12/4/12. be sure to check it out
Willow ~ The Romance Cover
3.5 Stars. I loved S&S and F&F but I really struggled to get into this one. I don't know why, but I didn't really find it that funny, sure there were funny moments, but I found myself getting bored. It actually seemed like a chore sometimes and I found myself wanting to get to the end so I could start something else! Such a shame because I was really looking forward to it.
Pam Nelson
I just love Drew and Jenny, I loved that they have struggles and yet they loved each other through them.
You know they will find it again and they soo did.

Funny and sexy. I just love this series.
Oct 24, 2012 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
One of my favorites laugh right out loud series of 2012!
Fan for life !
Dec 04, 2012 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Rating: A- ... Heat: Warm

Troubles and Treats is Jenny and Drew's story and takes place a few years after Futures and Frosting. A few years that have been both kind and unkind to the Parritt’s. When the story opens, we find Drew and Jenny in a bit of a… dry spell, trying to navigate life after a second baby. And, considering these two sexaholics sex life has taken a serious swan dive, I’d say they’re having some issues. The fact that Drew is plagued by nightmares of Jenny's vagina having teeth, a

Oct 24, 2012 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Just when I think these books can't get any funnier... THEY DO!

The Snacks and Seductions crew is back- Claire, Carter, Liz, Jim, Jenny and Drew. They are all hilarious in their own ways, but NO ONE is funnier than Drew! This book is Jenny and Drew's story. 5 or 6 years after the last book, Jenny and Drew are married with two kids, one being a newborn. Since Jenny was pregnant with new baby Billy, Jenny and Drew's sex life has pretty much been non-exsistant (I thought, is that even possible for t
Georgia Cruz
Oh my SPOOP! I think I'm going to cry because this will be their last book. I don't know how to even write a review because there are no words to describe how mind blowing hilarious as hell this trilogy is! I can't believe this is the last book because I am going to miss them a lot! I love their friendship and their children so much I think I'm gonna wail and whine. I've learned a lot of new words in this book and I think that we should all GIVE TARA SIVEC A WARM WOMB HUGGING AND A HARD PENIS LO ...more
SamJ ★Needs a HEA★
★Book Basics★

Genre : - Cont Romantic Comedy
Series : - 3rd in the series - Advised to read books 1 and 2 first
Love triangle? - (view spoiler)
Cheating? - (view spoiler)
HEA? - (view spoiler)
Would I read more by this author/or in this series? - Yes
Rating - Originally a 5, downgrading to 3, since it is fun, but Drew annoyed me at times, he is a crap husband.


Again a funny addition to the series - although I did struggle a b
MELISSA *Mel Reader*
(3.5 Stars)

This was a fun, lighthearted, hilarious book! All the friends are back, but the focus of this book is Drew & Jenny & their lack of a sex life. After having their second child they have lost their romantic spark. I didn't love this one like I did the first two in the series, but I still really enjoyed it & love Tara Sivec's writing! It was lough out loud funny! :)

-I am bringing sexy back, bitches!

-I had known the first moment that I met Jenny I would be her bitch, and I am
Crazy for Books (Stephanie)

Drew and Jenny have been married for several years, now have two small children, and have settled into domesticity. The problem is that ever since Jenny got pregnant with their four month old, Billy, their sex live has been nonexistent. With the advice for their friends, hilarity, miscommunication and missed opportunities abound. That is until Drew realizes that Jenny just needs some help and Jenny realizes she needs to learn to communicate with her husband.

I love this series. I c
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Tara Sivec is a USA Today best-selling author, wife, mother, chauffeur, maid, short-order cook, baby-sitter, and sarcasm expert. She lives in Ohio with her husband and two children and looks forward to the day when all three of them become adults and move out.

After working in the brokerage business for fourteen years, Tara decided to pick up a pen and write instead of shoving it in her eye out of

Other books in the series

Chocolate Lovers (3 books)
  • Seduction and Snacks (Chocolate Lovers, #1)
  • Futures and Frosting (Chocolate Lovers, #2)
“Yes, and in just a few minutes, a dIck will be able to find your vagina without needing night vision goggles and a weed whacker.” 29 likes
“Do not enter, closed for repairs, zombies will eat your face if you try to touch this vagina.” 28 likes
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