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One happy ending coming right up…

What happens when an accountant decides to grab life by the horns and try something new? Apparently a pirate named Dave, a lot of pastel fleece, and blackmail—just to start with…

Visualize and succeed, Oprah said. I was sure as hell trying, even if my campaign to score a jo
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Published January 17th 2013 by Kensington (first published January 1st 2013)
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Dec 02, 2012 rated it really liked it


Rena Gunderschlict has never let a lack of talent or experience stop her. So when the career of weather girl doesn't work out, how about becoming a famous romance writer? Joining a romance writers' group where the women look more the grandmotherly-type than sex kitten, Rena's hoping to learn how to pen and publish the next big thing in romance. When she finds out that a popular, best-selling romance author has been stealing ideas from the writers' group for years, and then she is set up and
Tiffany PSquared
Oct 02, 2017 rated it did not like it
Recommends it for: No One
**This is an audiobook review**
How do I review this and not trash it or the author (or the narrator)?

I can't. So, I'll just say that this book was not for me. It was a struggle to complete it. I'm glad it's over.

Kimberly Flathers
Apr 10, 2013 rated it it was amazing
Shelves: ebooks
OMG!!! I never laughed so hard in my life while reading a book!!! My face would hurt, tears formed in my eyes and dang it I couldn't breathe. There were parts that I wanted to call and tell my sister about but I couldn't stop laughing in order to make the call!! She told me it was a good thing I wasn't reading in public, they would think I was crazy. *laughs*

From the first chapter I was laughing and I was in love with this book. The only reason I had to put it down was because the battery in my
Jan 15, 2013 rated it it was amazing
I freaking LOVE this book. How hard can it be is THE funniest book I have ever read. The premise is truly one of a kind.
Rena (not your average CPA) is on a mission to be 'somebody'. Her attempts to be the local weather girl failed so she tries her hand with a local author group in order to meet the world famous NYT Best Selling author Evangeline. Little does she know that the author from hell steals all of her book ideas by framing the other members of the group.
Determined to make Evangeline's
Nov 11, 2012 rated it it was amazing
CdnMrs ARC Review: How Hard Can it Be by Robyn Peterman
*Review originally posted at on 11/17/12 *

What happens when an accountant decides to grab life by the horns and try something new? Apparently a pirate named Dave, a lot of pastel fleece, and blackmail—just to start with…

Visualize and succeed, Oprah said. I was sure as hell trying, even if my campaign to score a job as the local weather girl had ended in a restraining order. Okay, TV was not my strength. But a lack of t
Candace Clark
Nov 25, 2012 rated it it was amazing
I was lucky enough to get an advance copy of How Hard Can It Be? by Robyn Peterman. This book pulls you in from the beginning, when we meet Rena Gunderschlict- our perfectly flawed heroine (we all have a little Rena in us) - who is searching for something more than being stuck crunching numbers as an accountant. Rena lands herself smack in the middle of a wildly funny and amazingly talented group of "porno writing grannies," when she decides to become a romance novelist herself. The adventure th ...more
LMAO funny!!!!! How Hard Can It Be? by Robyn Peterman is a riot of laughs. This chick-lit successfully pulls all the best punches. The story includes a crazy aunt who sees Martians, post-menopausal woman who meet regularly to discuss sex toys, an irritatingly perfect little sister, hard and sexy butts, and a hot alpha hero.

The heroine, Rena, loves her job as a CPA crunching numbers but she feels she is missing something in her life. Rena follows Oprah’s advice to visualize and succeed by going
Dana Alma
Apr 29, 2013 rated it it was amazing
How Hard Can It Be by Robyn Perterman is the screwball romantic comedy of the year. Peterman pens magic as readers are whisked away on what has to be the most bizarre, surprising, and improbable romance. Peterman opens the doors to Phallus101, introducing readers to a vocabulary like no other. This baby will have you seeking medical attention for gelastic seizures or trolling the Depends isle at your local pharmacy. Readers have no idea what is in store for them with this doozy. You won't believ ...more
Donna McDonald
Nov 27, 2012 rated it it was amazing
I too got an early look at this book. This is not your average romance, but yet is definitely a romance. More it is just a really funny, farcical look at the heroine's madcap attempts to write a romance. She has taken my craft and illuminated the hilarious. I thank her for reminding me not to get caught up too much in my own drama.

Peterman shows her great comedic talent in this work, but also that she is able to offer it all in her books. There is a wicked villainess, a not so helpful best frien
J.M. Madden
Nov 27, 2012 rated it it was amazing
I had a chance to beta-read this and I can only say it's the funniest damn thing I've ever read. Literally. I mean pee-your-pants, snort-coke-on-your-computer funny. My husband thought I was having a fit when I read it, then laughed himself when I read him part of it. Some people may be offended by the subject matter, but if they just get over themselves and enjoy it for the ribald comedy it is, they'll love it.
This book comes out mid-January and I'm so excited to see how much people will love i
Niecey Roy
This book was seriously hilarious! Robyn Peterman nailed it with this one. It's been a long time since I laughed so hard out loud while reading a book :) Rena is a unique, wile character with a more words for the male anatomy than I thought were possible. I don't want to give anything away, I hate spoiler reviews! But I just want to say that if you have a sense of humor, if you enjoy shooting pop out of your nose, pee your pants it's so funny kind of humor, you'll want to pick this book up. Can' ...more
Monette Michaels
Nov 17, 2012 rated it it was amazing
Loved this book. Funniest romantic comedy I've read since the first Stephanie Plum book. Janet Evanovich had better watch her six,'cause Robyn's writing is laugh-out-loud, snort-Pepsi-out-your-nose funny. Can't wait for the next book -- I hear the Abominable Snowman is involved.
Feb 01, 2013 rated it it was amazing
Laugh out loud funny. I thoroughly enjoyed this book from beginning to end.
Sandra  Valente
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ARC received from Kensington via NetGalley
To be published on 17 January 2013

Rena Gunderschlict shares an apartment with her best friend, Kristy, and is as determined as they come. If she wants something, nothing, not even the lack of experience will stop her in any way, shape or form. How hard can it be to become a weather girl? Do people really study for this? Apparently. How on earth was she supposed to know this? After hounding a news
Angela Carr (Under the Covers Book Blog)
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“This romantic comedy is simply brilliant! Ms. Peterman had me LMFAO…[she] is amazing in bringing in good humor, friendship and good romance”. ~Under The Covers

This romantic comedy is simply brilliant! Ms. Peterman had me LMFAO. With words like viper bitch whore from hell, sticky hooker, tally whacker, skin flute and pork sword, it is just hard not to get hooked on this book. Ms. Peterman is amazing in bringing in good humor, friendship and good romance.

After getting caugh
Feb 02, 2013 rated it it was amazing
I have to be completely honest and tell you that Robyn Peterman is my friend. One of those friends that you can not see for 10 years and pick up right where you left off. A real friend. So stop reading if you think that fact discounts my opinion. BUT before you go...anyone who has a creative friend will attest that it's absolutely terrifying to read the work of a friend.

In this case, I got lucky. This is an absolutely entertaining and ridiculous book. Perfect bath tub/beach/body of water book.
Dec 31, 2012 rated it it was amazing
"How Hard Can It Be" is romantic comedy at it's finest. Better than finest. I'd put off reading it because the synopsis didn't really draw me in, but holy crap do I wish I'd read it sooner! I can't remember the last book I read that made me laugh quite so much and so loudly. I didn't think anyone could use the f-bomb more than me, and I was pleasantly surprised (yes, this impresses me). Even with all the humor, profanity and multitude of names for a man's junk, there were still moments in the bo ...more
Heidi Newman
Dec 23, 2012 rated it it was amazing
Although I am no expert in romance novels - in fact, this is my first foray into the genre - How Hard Can It Be is a great weekend read. Fun, madcap, and ingratiatingly bizarre, Rena jumps from one unbelievable scene to the next offering a running commentary on the people she meets and crafting a perverse tale about Pirate Dave. How Hard Can It Be is a laugh-out-loud solution to the winter doldrums.
Christina Boronkas
Jun 11, 2013 rated it it was amazing
I won this book and finally sat down to read it, omg I couldnt stop laughing through the whole thing. I read this in one day, it was so funny I just kept reading. It was such a great story I read pieces to my husband and he was even laughing, till he was like im funny too hurry up and finish that book! lol I look forward to more from this author shes wonderful.
Heather K (dentist in my spare time)

This book cracked me up! It is so funny, so good, so fresh- it was just what I needed. It is sweet, sexy, and totally loveable. It is like hanging out with your crazy best friend. Oh, and the plot was great too! It isn't a deep thinking book but it is wonderful for what it is, which is a feel-good hilarious romantic-comedy. **LOVE**
Diana Leneker
Jan 20, 2013 rated it really liked it
This made me laugh out loud! Porno writing senior citizens? New names for manly body parts? A heroine and hero that you can root for? ABSOLUTELY!!!! And then add in some wacky family members and you have all the makings for a madcap romp!!!
Feb 04, 2013 rated it it was amazing
I'm dying laughing. This book is fantastic!
Once Upon a Twilight
Feb 15, 2013 rated it really liked it
Shelves: for-review
First off this book was really good and I laughed so hard because some of things I read I had to look around to see if anybody noticed me reading this book because right off the beginning they were talking about hardcore sex, handcuffs and porn. I couldn't believe some of the stuff that was in the book. It kept it really interesting and it sparked my interest to keep reading it to see what happens to the characters in the book.

Rena the main character who is a accountant that tried a gig at beco
Kelley Curry
Aug 05, 2013 rated it it was amazing
So I came across a free book called Pirate Dave & His Randy Adventures (Career Ending Romance Spoof) By Robyn Peterman. I picked it up because who puts “career ending” in the title of a book? I read the first page, and I laughed so hard I thought I was going to pee my pants!

Of course I told all my friends about this hilarious book. One of them said that Pirate Dave was actually the product of Robyn Peterman’s real novel, How Hard Can It Be? (cause heaven forbid I read a prologue – I just sta
Angela Holtz
Feb 20, 2013 rated it really liked it
From Lilac Wolf and Stuff

Be prepared to laugh your a** off!

The main character decides to take a break from her CPA world and try writing a romance novel. How hard could it be, right? She meets a wonderful group of old ladies, and turns beet red as they talk about sex, s&m, and so on as if they were talking about their grocery list. Then enters the evil Evangeline, who has a huge career as a romance novelist. But it turns out she has stolen everything she has ever written. The only thing she'
James Kall
Jul 24, 2013 rated it it was amazing
Robyn Peterman's novel "How Hard Can It Be?" is a delightfully entertaining read. Ms. Peterman has created a unique and loveable cast of characters. Well, most of them are gotta have a villainess. The heroine is Rena, a scatter-brained but super hot accountant-turned-romance writer. Rena joins forces, quite by accident, with a group of foul-mouthed, porno-writing grannies to destroy the evil Evangeline O'Hara. Evangeline is a best-selling romance author who has been blackmailing o ...more
Feb 28, 2013 rated it it was amazing
The only thing that took away from my enjoyment of this book is the constant use of "inner-slut" that Rena used to refer to herself. Any time she thought a naughty thought about Jack, that's it, the "inner-slut" came out. After about 10th time, it got REALLY old. Ok, it got really old after the second time, but I kept hoping that she would stop. She didn't. Instead "inner-slut" was used what felt like every other page, and twice on some.

It bothered me because it almost felt like she was shaming
Teri Anne
Mar 01, 2013 rated it really liked it
Oh, wow.

I met Robyn Peterman last weekend at a romance author event, and thought she was very funny, and was delightful to chat with. And so, yeah, I was a little prejudiced to like her book before I read it, but whatever.

I read the book, and I liked it. So there!

There are Porno Grannies, a boyfriend named Jack Snuffleupagus, and a psychotic, blackmailing, pseudo writer that I would like to help cast for the movie version.

And really...if that doesn't make you want to read this book? Crawl ba
Mar 18, 2013 rated it really liked it
This book started out crazy & just got crazier! At first, I wasn't sure I was going to get into it - but the story & characters just grew on me and before long, I was really laughing out loud at all the insanity!

I liked the book within the book : the story of Pirate Dave and his Randy Adventures!!! And the evil Evangeline - can I just say hilariously disgusting!!!

Great read - I finished it all in one night!
Feb 15, 2013 rated it really liked it
Shelves: beach-read, rainy-day
If you don't have ADD when you start reading this, you will by the time you finish! This was a roller coaster of absurdity. It felt like a mash-up of chick lit romance, bizzaro, and parody. I didn't laugh out loud like a lot of other reviewers, but it was entertaining.

If you need a fraction of reality in your fiction, this book is not for you.
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“He shifted his attention back to me and leaned in closer. “I told you to behave. I don’t want to have to arrest you ever again.”
“Um . . . okay.”
I felt him slide something under my hand. He leaned in even closer, his mouth by my ear, and whispered, “Although I wouldn’t mind handcuffing you.”
Oh. My. God.”
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