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304 pages, Paperback
First published December 3, 2013
From his pocket he whips out a red lollipop - one of the fancy ones you can only get at the Cracker Barrel.
I never want to hear my dad say "doing the nasty" again.
"In my heart, I'm an exotic dancer," Jack replies.
"What. A. Dumbass."