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Romance is Dead

really liked it 4.0  ·  Rating details ·  57 Ratings  ·  8 Reviews
She had no idea why she killed him. Frying pan to the back of his head. Repeatedly. She just finally snapped at the lack of romance in their marriage. The lack of love. Perhaps her subconscious simply thought, ‘If Romance is dead - why shouldn’t he be dead too?’ It didn’t matter why she did it. The only thing that mattered now was to hide her crime. Easier said than done w ...more
Kindle Edition, 110 pages
Published August 17th 2012
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**** 4 Killing One Of the Good Ones Stars ****

Matt Shaw I just like you and your writing! Crazy and when you think you know what is going to happen BAM.... NO. YOU. DON'T.

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Naomi is wife that is fed up with her marriage and her husband Ben.

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Ben is sexist and rude. Nothing she does for Ben is any good. There is no romance left in their marriage and she can't take it any more.

As she clears the table of their supper, she does the unthinkable. She hits Ben over the head with a frying pan. But she
JaHy☝Hold the Fairy Dust
Apr 02, 2014 rated it really liked it
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**"3.5 almost 4 " STARS**

Not a bad book by any means, it's just that Matt's spoiled me with his signature gore......which is missing from this book. Yes, I own my brattiness .

....The plot twist and humorous moments are definitely present. Matt Shaw, you continue to stump me ... How the hell man ??

Nov 06, 2017 rated it really liked it
Probably one of the best transitions from prologue to chapter 1 that I have ever read!
Kim (Wistfulskimmies Book Reviews)
This is the story of Naomi. Fed up with her husbands constant sniping at her, she decides one day enough is enough and takes a frying pan to his head. Now she must work out how to cover up his sudden disappearance before too many questions are asked by friends and nosy neighbours.

I enjoyed this. It was something a little different from Matt again, it's good that he is exploring new areas whilst still sticking to what he knows best. This was a love story of sorts, but more an anti love story. Th
Jul 07, 2018 rated it it was amazing
As always another great read from matt!

Love his books and his writing style. Found myself laughing at certain parts! Keep up the great work Mr. Shaw!!!!!
Shelly Hammond
Mar 25, 2013 rated it it was amazing
This is an absolutely brilliant twisted little tale of murder and mayhem written and told in a most deliciously enjoyable way in which you should probably feel slightly guilty for liking so much during and after reading, but you won't. Once you start reading, you just don't want to put it down until you are completely finished with it. The authors' notes at the end are a nice touch as well. I refuse to give anything away about this story so you are getting a lot of adjectives and filler in this ...more
Aug 24, 2014 rated it it was amazing
Naomi has had enough of her husband ignoring her and treating her as if she's nobody. Once upon a time there was love and romance. After being ignored one time too many, she takes care of Ben once and for all - with the use of a frying pan. Afterward, she has a few regrets and starts to think that maybe she's losing touch with reality. I'm thinking that hearing the voice of your dead husband arguing with you might do that to a girl. *smirk*

Excellent book. I'm a big fan of dark humor and I found
Valerie Sparkle
Jul 28, 2014 rated it it was amazing
Shelves: kindle, the-matt
Well this is yet another creepy little masterpiece from Matt Shaw. It's the story of a wife that just gets so fed up with her husband that she smacks him in the head with a frying pan. She's can hardly believe it when she sees that he's dead. She didn't plan to kill him. She even starts to remember all the things she loves about him. She decides she must get rid of the body because she can't go to prison but she just can't seem to get rid of him. She even starts to miss him. Then he starts talki ...more
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