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This may come as a shock, but brilliant writing and clever wordplay do not a published author make. True, you’ll actually have to write if you want to be a writer, but ultimately literary success is about much more than putting pen to paper (or fingers to keys). Before you snap your pencil in half with frustration, please consider the advice writer, teacher, and self-made
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March 27th 2007
by Three Rivers Press
(first published January 1st 2007)
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What I like about this book is that while it has certain indie-hippie undertones, it doesn’t make any judgements one way or another about what the ‘best’ way to publish is. Self-publish, find an agent, make your own zines, start a blog, go for the big publishing house deal — do whatever works for you. “Be as crazy as you are,” she says.
Though I wouldn’t necessarily recommend this book to people just beginning the writing process — better to get books that concentrate more on craft for that — but ...more
Though I wouldn’t necessarily recommend this book to people just beginning the writing process — better to get books that concentrate more on craft for that — but ...more

Ariel Gore has been unknowingly stalking me since we were both at Mills College over 15 years ago. When I was pregnant with my first daughter her Hipmama book, zine and website (and now defunct but once awesome discussion board on the website) hurtled me into a world where mothering, politics, creativity, activism, and intellectual musings were all inextricably combined. Now, her latest book has come out just in time to feed my novel writing dreams and fantasies. It’s filled with inspiration, hu
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It's sort of embarrassing to be caught reading this book, because of the title. Or I felt that way, anyhow. But I'm owning up to it here. It filled me with a kind of firey energy for both producing writing and getting it out into the world. In that sense, it was very useful. It's pragmatic and doesn't really romanticize "the writing life." I liked that. I also liked that it discussed both how to get published and also self-publishing of various forms.
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I certainly enjoyed this book, especially the interviews with cutting edge self-promoted writers. Mostly geared towards fiction or memoir writing, she talks about book proposals and how to set up tours. As much as I enjoyed this book, I kept wanting to get more out of it than I did. It's a good fast read that at some level inspires, but for me it had a level of discouragement because I can't put on a pink tutu to get readers into my readings, I just can't. She can and did. It's a different gener
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Nov 13, 2007
Michelle
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it was amazing
Recommends it for:
writers dreamers artists freelancers
a truly inspiring, pleasurable read, even for a writer who's been at it a while. ariel gore is not only hilarious and brilliant, she's encouraging in a non-sappy, un-condescending way. plus, she's brazen as anything in her determination to get her work out there. by the end of this book, you will be too. i think this book would be helpful for artists/photogs/etc too, just like anne lamott's bird by bird is. also, i thought the dave barry interview alone was worth the price of admission.
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This is one of the more entertaining how-to writing books, but it's difficult to rate because it's just...a lot. Like, way more than necessary. Feels spastic and unfocused, despite being divided into easily digestible numbered snippets.
There are some true gems in here, I have to say, and this will be useful to SOMEone, although I'm not sure who since portions of it read like a "How to Write For Dummies" (in the best way) and others are assuming that you have a publishing contract and you're hitt ...more
There are some true gems in here, I have to say, and this will be useful to SOMEone, although I'm not sure who since portions of it read like a "How to Write For Dummies" (in the best way) and others are assuming that you have a publishing contract and you're hitt ...more

I am not sure how I stumbled on this - I had vague memories of reading The Hip Mama Survival Guide: Advice from the Trenches on Pregnancy, Childbirth, Cool Names, Clueless Doctors, Potty Training, and Toddler Avengers at some point in the past, probably because Ariel Gore wrote for Bitch or Bust or one of those magazines I used to get. It was before I did logging, so I only have vague memories (although I think that book was the reason I own a Bikini Kill album).
That said, this book - which has ...more
That said, this book - which has ...more

Feb 18, 2008
Brittanie
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really liked it
Recommended to Brittanie by:
Rand Faust and writer's group girls
Less a book about writing and more a book about self promotion, Still the best book on the craft I've ever read.
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I just finished reading ‘How to Become a Famous Writer Before You’re Dead’ by Ariel Gore. It was a book I picked up off the shelf while wandering through the 808 section of the North Vancouver City library. The title is light and funny and a little outrageous. The book follows in that impression.
Reading this book I felt like I had happened across an interesting stranger in a coffee shop or brew pub, struck up a conversation, and had then found myself held captive by the stories, language, attitu ...more
Reading this book I felt like I had happened across an interesting stranger in a coffee shop or brew pub, struck up a conversation, and had then found myself held captive by the stories, language, attitu ...more

I must admit I really enjoyed this one. It was funny, informative and surprisingly comprehensive. The style in which was written makes me want to try other books by the author, even though the genre isn't really my cup of tea.
This comprehensiveness is also a bit of downside, as the book doesn't only focus on writing and publishing fiction, but thanks to it, anyone would be able to find hints and advice that can be useful for him.
The only problem I had with the book, and it is not the fault of th ...more
This comprehensiveness is also a bit of downside, as the book doesn't only focus on writing and publishing fiction, but thanks to it, anyone would be able to find hints and advice that can be useful for him.
The only problem I had with the book, and it is not the fault of th ...more

One of the members of our nascent local writers' group describes herself as a "Post-It Writer." She writes things that are a few words at a time. She hates to read.
She'd love this book.
Bloggy. Fizzy. Nothing that demands your attention for more than thirty seconds at a time. Three pages per chapter, on average.
But I'm giving it four stars despite its effervescence, because it's the clearest thing I've ever read regarding the fact that every writer is responsible for doing everything she can to ...more
She'd love this book.
Bloggy. Fizzy. Nothing that demands your attention for more than thirty seconds at a time. Three pages per chapter, on average.
But I'm giving it four stars despite its effervescence, because it's the clearest thing I've ever read regarding the fact that every writer is responsible for doing everything she can to ...more

Though some parts sound cliche, this book is very helpful for putting future writers on track. I have read several books doing the same thing, mostly written by men, but none of them sounds so accessible and inspirational like this one. It is a must-read for anyone who harbors unrealistic expectations for this writing career or feels thwarted by the impossible mission of lit stardom. What I like most about the book is the interviews with other published writers that talk so frankly about writing
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I absolutely loved this book. It focused more on the publishing and marketing aspects of authorship than writing technique, covering everything from self-publishing, finding an agent, organizing a book tour, and writing a book proposal. Gore also covered some of the less glamorous aspects of being a writer, like making ends meet financially or facing rejection letters. The overall point Gore made was not to wait around waiting for a book deal to fall in your lap - if you want your story publishe
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Gore ends her book with a brief exploration on the more problematic aspects of fame and pursuing fame. I'm fact, despite the title, the majority (if not all) of the advice in the book requires a tempered ego and a rigorous work ethic. In short, learn from your literary heroes, submit work for publication methodically, develop and execute a unique and novel marketing/publicity plan, and don't be afraid to go the self-publishing route (including getting your feet wet with the publishing cycle by p
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I enjoyed this book for writers on how to publicize your book (and yourself). She dedicates it to an aspiring author who died very young before Gore got a chance to mentor her.
She writes in a lighthearted way with short chapters and interviews with successful authors giving advice on what worked for them, what to avoid, tips and tricks.
Inevitably, the book is a little outdated and needs to be revised for the current technological climate. However, lots of great encouragement here for aspiring an ...more
She writes in a lighthearted way with short chapters and interviews with successful authors giving advice on what worked for them, what to avoid, tips and tricks.
Inevitably, the book is a little outdated and needs to be revised for the current technological climate. However, lots of great encouragement here for aspiring an ...more

Ok so clearly I've been living under a rock (for 10 years?!) this book is fantastic. I wish I'd read it when I was just starting to build my little literary career out of my zinester foundation - would have made me much less nervous I was doing everything wrong. People always ask me "how do i become a author" and now instead of trying to summarize my ideas on the topic I can just send them to this book! woohoo!!!
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By the time you finish this book you’ll have no excuse for not becoming a famous writer. Some of the publicity advice may seem more relevant when the book was published (what with the social media/web2.0/smartphone paradigm shift of the last decade) but not so fast: on-the-ground punk rock engagement still has the ability to wow an audience, perhaps now moreso.
But the bulk of advice is big-sister encouragement and rock solid advice I wish I would have read earlier.
But the bulk of advice is big-sister encouragement and rock solid advice I wish I would have read earlier.

its a fun read ((or partial-read)). scan the list really and pick up & move on at parts that seem pertinent to you. I like Gore's voice throughout. and a helpful distinction made b/w writing for the self vs writing to be a writer and to publish and who to write to.
"But eventually, journaling to become a writer started to feel like playing with buckets of salt water to become a surfer." ...more
"But eventually, journaling to become a writer started to feel like playing with buckets of salt water to become a surfer." ...more

Silly but mostly harmless. Except she doesn't know what adverbs are.
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I actually really enjoyed this book and it's a good reminder that the only way to get better at a craft, is to practice.
She DOES note several things that you can do to improve your writing and how to go about actually making a name for yourself in the industry. So it's not a fluff book like a lot of "helpful books" out there that talk about positive attitudes and crap.
I recommend this book if you plan on trying to become a writer of any sort.
Here are some of my jumbled notes on the book:
The firs ...more
She DOES note several things that you can do to improve your writing and how to go about actually making a name for yourself in the industry. So it's not a fluff book like a lot of "helpful books" out there that talk about positive attitudes and crap.
I recommend this book if you plan on trying to become a writer of any sort.
Here are some of my jumbled notes on the book:
The firs ...more

Reading The Hip Mama Survival Guide for the first time changed my life. I graduated high school in 1994 a new teen mama, and by 1998 had been married and separated, learned to live on welfare, and was now in the midst of coming to grips with my queer self. I think I inherently knew that there were at least four things parents were not supposed to be: teen, single, poor, or queer. But Ariel had something else to say. (If you don’t already know, check out the Hip Mama zine.)
Well, Ariel’s done it a ...more
Well, Ariel’s done it a ...more

Dear authors waiting for publishers to finally get back to you with bad news, poets tired of pasting rejection letters on your bathroom wall, and novelists hiding in basements while clutching your manuscript for dear life, Ariel Gore has something to say to you: If you want to become a famous, successful author before you die, you need to get off your butts and do it yourself. Publish your own book, write and send out your own zines, and have some faith in your ability, for goodness sake. In her
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This is aimed at people who haven't published anything yet. It doesn't have an index. I think it should have at least included a list of the authors interviewed. I didn't like the table of contents being in paragraph form - it should be a table.
Here are links to the authors interviewed:
Marc Acito
Julie Alvarez
Ursula K. Le Guin
Floyd Salas
Michelle Tea
Dave Barry
Ayun Halliday
Moe Bowstern
Jim Munroe
Susie Bright
Dave Eggers
Bertice Berry
Daphne Gottlieb
Margaret Cho
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Here are links to the authors interviewed:

Julie Alvarez

Floyd Salas



Moe Bowstern



Bertice Berry


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ARIEL GORE is the author of We Were Witches (The Feminist Press, 2017), The End of Eve (Hawthorne Books, 2014), and numerous other books on parenting, the novel The Traveling Death and Resurrection Show, the memoir Atlas of the Human Heart, and the writer’s guide How to Become a Famous Writer Before You’re Dead. Farrar, Straus and Giroux will publish Bluebird: Women and the New Psychology of Happi
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