Infamous Vampire Kept in Coffin by Upright Lawman!
Arkeley and Laura Caxton are back fighting some really gruesome, horrific vampires, and the story is filled with twists and turns before it all goes to hell in a hand basket...
One thing jumped out at me big time. Arkeley who is a 'stickler for the rules,' lawman, obsessed with destroying all vampires, is (now get this) toting his arch-nemesis vampire, Malvern, around in her coffin because it would be illegal to kill her.
I shake my head, there's gotta be a line where you can carry devotion to the law just one step to far.
Now, here's a list of possible excuses Arkeley could use in court... "I don't know how it happened your Honor, but....
... "I was lifting her coffin into the back of my 1 tonner when my hand slipped, well you know how all my fingers were bit off. Well, the coffin just flipped right over and tossed her bits and pieces out onto the street, and what with it being high noon on a cloudless day - there was really nothing I could do..."
... "I was lighting a cigarette, and the damn lighter slipped out of my freaking empty glove, you know about my fingers don't 'cha, and honestly, I have no idea how a one gallon jerry can of gasoline got into her coffin..."
... "Well for months now she's not been doing much. Yeah, she's been real quite like, not a peep out of her. I checked her coffin, and she's just dust... I don't know what happened to her ... could've been anything I guess..."
... "He was a really big man, with a black mask. He never said a word. He pushed me aside, and knocked me out. When I came too, her heart was gone, and that big fella, well I never saw him again...."
... "My truck broke down in the woods, and I used my cell to call for help, but they said they couldn't get to me till morning. So I had a nap in the cabin. I woke at dawn to a whole mess of scratching and growling, and there were two bears ripping the coffin to pieces, and I'm pretty sure one of them ate her heart. Well, I fired my pistol in the air, and they done run off, but there was nothing I could do for Ms Malvern, she was just running slime by then..."
Surely just a little bit of imagination could assist Arkeley to go all the way.
Recommend this book for anyone,
[1] With an aversion for sparkly vampires.
[2] Who upon hearing the word "vampires" thinks "kill all the blood suckers!" rather than, "oh my gosh, romance."
[3] Who loves a plucky police heroine.
[4] Who loves action, suspense, thrills and some gore too.
If that's what works for you - you'll love this book.
Strongly recommended. Five 'plucky heroine fighting against the odds,' stars.