Here's Your Sign!

by Bill Engvall

"A trucker got his rig caught under a low overpass and a cop comes along. 'You get your rig stuck?' 'Nope,' says the trucker. 'I was delivering this overpass and ran out of gas.' Here's Your Sign!" More than the other three members of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, Bill appeals to women and his routines center around family relationships. In addition to more than 200 of Bill Engvall's favorite "Here's Your Sign," jokes, at least 50 of which will be illustrated, this book contains Bill's funniest product warnings such as the fan-belt package that says, "Stop motor before applying the product," and a few of his best stories. The cover of the book will have an actual plastic "I'm Stupid!" sign affixed to the cover.

Genres: Humor, Comedy

160 pages, Paperback

First published June 30, 1997

Reviews

[Christie · Rating 4 out of 5]

I bought this book for my father a while ago and skimmed it. I recently saw it and read it cover to cover. I was hysterical. The pictures and the family stories just added to the book more. I will continue to read a few stories here and there when I need a laugh. I think I know whose book I am reading next.

[Cindy · Rating 2 out of 5]

Far too corny for me!

[peggy hill · Rating 2 out of 5]

I only laughed once. 99% of these "stupid questions" are just people engaging in conversation.

[Jeff Wilson · Rating 4 out of 5]

Listened to this one...good clean comedy.

[Shelly Scott]

Sound good and funny.

[Brian · Rating 1 out of 5]

Absolute garbage.