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Sex with a Mummy
by S. Gater
Jack and Angela violate the tomb of Ashakashet, a beautiful Ancient Egyptian queen whose all-too-brief reign ended when puritanical priests, outraged by the queen’s libidinous behavior, put a curse on her, reducing her to a comatose, mummy-like state that can be lifted only if someone has sex with her. The priests figured she’d remain that way forever, since no one in thei ...more
Kindle Edition, 20 pages
Published February 26th 2012
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May 10, 2012 karen added it
bless me goodreads, for i have strayed. it has been three days since my last monster erotica review....
but i'm back! just one more to go after this one. for now.
mother's day is this sunday, and what better way to celebrate than with MUMMY erotica???
chronologically, this is the first in the monsterbanger adventures, where angela and jack merkin (still love that name) go out and bang monsters for science.well, social science - anthropology, i guess. in this one, they are once again separated (maki ...more
Yes I actually read this. I stumbled upon it on someone's reading list. It is not great. It isn't even as funny as I thought it would be considering it is about people having sex with a mummy and a half dog dude. It's just kinda gross. I spent the whole time thinking eww I bet that 5,000 year old snatch has spiders in it. Ugh she didn't use protection with the half dog dude. What if he has parvo? None-the-less I finished the volume (which all of these stories were in). I guess I just felt like b ...more
This definately needs to be read while nursing a bottle of wine. The whole time I am reading I am wondering what the smell must be like. I mean come on you are screwing a thousand year old mummy with a rotten snatch, ugh. And the dog boy/man, just eww. However since I was drinking my wine while reading this, it made the story quite funny.