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If You're Human Don't Open the Door

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What creatures go bump in the night? With an affinity toward horror and a knack for dreaming up scary monsters, the authors of this eBook want to take readers on several journeys through nightmarish beasts and devilish demons.

This collection of short horror stories is the first such collection from author, poet, and publisher Jennifer-Crystal Johnson and N. Jones, a contri
Kindle Edition, 57 pages
Published April 12th 2012 by Broken Publications
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C.R. Narayanan
Jul 15, 2014 rated it it was amazing
"If you're human don't open the door," is a collection of amazing short stories with great narration. The events, characters, the stage, and emotions're showcased with great descriptions. The narrative style adopted by the author in this book is the cutting edge, simple without any usage of difficult adjectives, faster, absorbs the reader into the events' going on.
"If you're human don't open the door"
"If you're a person who seeks good narration please open this book"
Angie Merriam
Jan 21, 2013 rated it it was amazing
This was my first read by Jennifer-Crystal Johnson and I am happy to say I really enjoyed it. The book consists of short horror stories featuring monsters most people only see in nightmares. Around the creatures story lines develop with well-written characters and plots that kept me interested. If you love horror and creatures that invade your sleep then this book is for you. I look forward to reading more of her work.
J.L. Dobias
May 17, 2019 rated it it was amazing
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If You're Human Don't Open the Door is a collection of 4 stories of well crafted Terror and Horror.

Jennifer-Crystal Johnson (together with N.Jones) has written several chilling tales with a variety of female protagonists who have to quickly run the gamut from terror to horror to terror again. And Jennifer does it well. And, in keeping with the genre, things don't always work out for the hero. The tempo of each story is different as she takes us through;

Frozen moments of horror:

"I found that I, t
Peggy Geiger
Sep 03, 2015 rated it it was ok
Genre: adult fiction, short story

The book is a disappointing collection of four short stories. The book was presented as horror, but I did not find them scary. The stories include the usual aliens and demons. A couple of stories were a little creepy. I understand these are short stories, however, this collection seemed to start in the middle of the story line and most ended abruptly.

ARC courtesy of the author and publisher via Reading Deals in exchange for an honest review.
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Jennifer-Crystal Johnson is originally from Germany, but was raised all over. She has published one novella under her former last name, The Outside Girl: Perception is Reality (Publish America, 2005) and, more recently, a poetry book, Napkin Poetry (Broken Publications, 2010). One of her short stories, The Clinic, has recently been featured on Jack Meets Jill (dot net) and her poetry has appeared ...more

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