It’s my 10 Year Anniversary with Skulduggery Pleasant, the book series that changed my life. In this re-read, I’ll be doing something special. I’ll be rounding up my top 10 favourite moments from each book, and quoting the scenes that I love the most. Obviously this will come with spoilers, SO DON’T READ THIS IF YOU HAVEN’T READ THE SERIES.
Kingdom of the Wicked? What I can say about this one? It’s honestly just... fun! So much fun! There’s dimension shunting, sci-fi elements, and even more grey moral ambiguity from not only our main characters but also from the fantastic antagonist. The stakes are getting higher as tension rises with the sanctuaries... and Ghastly can only keep a straight face for so long before he cracks.
Also, this is the first book in the Darquesse trilogy and you can tell that shit’s about to get fucking real. Skulduggery does not give any flying fucks and the words “I would” are forever seared in my mind as the most tragic words uttered from Skulduggery.
Here are my top 10!
10. Hunting down werewolves yeah!!!
“...You’re going to need this.” He handed her a long-barrelled gun.
Her eyes widened. “This is mine? You’re giving this to me? This is so cool.”
“It’s a tranquilliser gun.”
Her face fell. “Oh.”
“It’s still cool,” he insisted. “But I’m going to need it back afterwards. It’s part of a set. I have the other one, and I like to keep them together.”
9. Meeting Lenka and the team who have kept Argeddion away. This scene made me really tear up...
“So there is no one you would die for?”
Valkyrie went quiet for a moment. “I’d die for my parents and my sister.”
“See?” Lenka said. “Out there, in the world, there are people I would die for. They are the reason I’m here. They are the reason I’ve sacrificed a normal life. I do this to keep them safe.”
8. China’s betrayal. Why is this even surprising anymore.
”Don’t come back here,” China said. “If we ever see you again, we’ll kill you.”
And then China and the others were gone, and Valkyrie was standing in the field in her own reality, with Skulduggery and her reflection on either side of her.
“Damn that woman,” Skulduggery said softly.”
7. Skulduggery going all alpha mode.
Skulduggery placed both hands on the table and leaned over. “You’ve heard about me. You’ve heard about the things I’ve done.”
The smirk faded a little. “So?”
“So the stories you’ve heard are nothing compared to the truth, and the truth is nothing compared to what I’ll do to you if something happens to Valkyrie. I’m the worst enemy you could ever make, Silas. Look at me and answer honestly. Do you believe me?”
6. Lord Vile fighting the bad fight in the other dimension... my heart literally dropped.
It was times like these, back in her own reality, that Skulduggery Pleasant would break down the door and stride in with a joke and a bullet. God, she missed him. God, she wished he were here right now. What she wouldn’t give to see that door open and the Skeleton Detective walk—
The door opened. Mevolent’s head moved slightly, his mouth twitching. A shadow at the door. Footsteps. Familiar footsteps. Skulduggery’s footsteps. A smile broke across her face. He’d found her. He’d used Nadir to follow her over and he’d found her and—
He emerged from the doorway and Valkyrie’s heart sank. Blood drained from her face and she suddenly got so very cold.
“Oh, no,” she whispered, as Lord Vile moved to stand beside the throne, his black armour lapping at the air around him.”
5. When Lord Vile came out to fight the teens in OUR DIMENSION. Man we really are being spoiled aren’t we.
“Black liquid dripped from the case, forming a little puddle at Sean’s feet. The dripping quickened, and liquid began to leak from the other end, flowing steadily now, like the case was filled with oil. Sean noticed, and adjusted his hold, and the case sprang open and a wave of black burst forth, splashing down on to Skulduggery, covering him from head to foot, wrapping round him, getting thicker, forming armour. And slowly, Lord Vile looked up.”
4. MEVOLENT VS DARQUESSE. YES.
“Mevolent walked away, past a headless body lying in the middle of the road.
Her headless body.
Oh, hell.”
3. When Skulduggery broke all the gods out with some sneaky sneaky shit.
“Skulduggery Pleasant was a cunning adversary. He’d have foreseen a time when Darquesse would return, and he knew she’d never give him the chance to talk her down again. He needed a weapon against her, a weapon that he would have had to keep secret from Valkyrie.”
2. THE REFLECTION DOING A FUCKING 180 ON US.
“So that’s who I am now: Stephanie. And I am a better Stephanie than Valkyrie could ever hope to be. I’m not an empty shell, and you don’t have to be, either. This Sceptre bonds to people, not to things. I’m not a thing. I’m not an it. I’m a person. I am a her.”
1. How do you contain a potential mass murderer? Would you be willing to sacrifice your entire life to contain them? This conversation between Kalvin and Skulduggery is so sad and the fact that Val is listening as well makes it even sadder.
”But do you have enough people to monitor her? Do you have anyone who’d be willing to give up the rest of their life to spend with her?”
“I would,” Skulduggery said.
Valkyrie looked away.
Honourable mention: Skulduggery’s love for Grace Kelly!
“Unrequited love is nothing to be ashamed of. Many people have crushes. It’s all perfectly natural.”
“What, like you and Grace Kelly?”
Skulduggery turned his head away. “Don’t talk about Grace Kelly.”
“Oh, so it’s OK for you to make fun of me for having a crush but not the other way around?”
“No, I mean don’t talk about Grace Kelly when I’m flying. I need to focus, and talking about one of the most beautiful women who ever lived makes me inclined to drop you.”
An action jam packed adventure with an ode to science fiction! All that science talk and dimension shunting, more use of weapons and magical technologies and finally - another person who had discovered their true name.
I absolutely loved this one - and we are being led up right to the war against sanctuaries arc and to, imo, the top 3 of the series with LSODM!
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Excerpts from: Skulduggery Pleasant: Kingdom of the Wicked by Derek Landy. Copyright HarperCollins Publishing, review under fair use.