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Remember how i used to tell you all time that i had the most bad schooling ever. I never found out the answer to why my school and schooling was such bad till yesterday. Now that i read "The Backbenchers" book by Siddharth Something(Who cares. The author himself hid his/their name and wrote it under a pen name. Why care about a new pen name when we have our oldest and dearest pen with name "Reynolds" which comes in black, blue and red ink colors, unlike this author who only comes in one color. Pale and Predictable). So, coming back to the school thingy blog, this Siddharth Something author clearly explains, keeping his "social resposnisiblity" of eductaing people in its highest premisies, that schooling would be fun for guys only if the girls around them wear mini skirts(Read very mini skirts) and would be fun for girls if, guys around them would carry heavy cash in there pockets and could give girls their "awwww" moment. True story blog, i would kill my best friend from school ramesh(ramu kaka) to get into such a school and re live my childhood with hot chicks around.
Blog, coming back to reality, The BackBenchers story is very simple, Ananya, Girl from a small town Ranchi, who has never been in a co-ed school ever, moves to delhi as per her fathers transfer(Clearly part of this idea is a direct "inspiration" from Maine pyar Kiya), there she finds it hard to co-adjust in the new world with mini skirts and lavish cars, tries to enter into a debate club(Tere Naam Ishtyle), meets the club president Yuvraj, who is already henpecked even before getting married, by the college head girl Natasha(She is the pooo kinda character from kabhi khushi kabhi gham..Ewwww) and natasha as usually finds ananya annoying(rhymes) and does not allow her in the club. The rest of the story is how ananya gets a make over in a over night (Edhi romba over amma..If make overs were this easy. Fair and lovely would be sold for 1000 Rs each and would be imported even some dark skinned countries from india) and how she gets into Yuvraj and Natashas life and how Natasha is taught a lesson at climax.
No..No.. I know the story is kinda filmy and i am bad at explaining some times. But this time i meant and tried to explain it well. Please dont Yawn blog. It hurts. If you are feeling this way, imagine me reading this book at 1:00 AM night. I was all pumped up to complete a book yesterday night. Since it started of well i thought i would surely complete in one sitting. But with the not so knacky and connecting narration and my random visits to loo beacuase of the Brown Rice, made it hard for me to complete in one shitting (Did ya get the inherent pun..Sitting and Shitting..Lol). I did complete it this morning and it really felt as an achievement. If this was actually written by Durjoy datta with a pen name Siddharth Something, i seriously would ask him to get over Female Make Over's, that too in a jiffy, as if a genie is always sitting in their closet waiting for them to come over crying and say, "Kyun Bhagwan, kyun thumne mujhe ithna badhsoorath banaya" and the genie would be like, "Lo beti, eh Vicco Turmeric lo aur us ladke ko apni khoobsurathi se tadpao".
Apart from the run of the mill story, i am confused as to why it was actually titled, The Extra Class. There Wasnt one class which the leads attended completely, leaving aside the hot ms. something class (Who cares about the teachers name when she is hot and you are in the first bench. Dream Alert blog.. "Remembering about my maths teacher, MS.Something, and singing "Uff Teri adha, khilavunga tumhe yeh vada"). Over all These Backbenchers, Siddharth Something, Ananya , Yuvraj, Natasha and Rishabh are a good companinion for you if
a) You are upset over your friend who has posted some old nostalgic school pictures over facebook, which has his hot school girls in mini skirts. Apart from the usual thing which we do when see some cute or hot girl picture posted on Facebook (Wink) or Like the picture and feel pathetic about schooling we can read this book ad dream about in that school.
b) Your stomach is upset because of the lentil curry and brown rice you had yesterday night and have to visit the every now and then. Carry the book each time you go for getting halka. Its like a laxative, would help in freeing your e-motions( See See..lol)
c) The best one. You have a strong desire to encourage desi authors talent and would read whatever desi author's published books are avaiable on Kindle store for "1-2$".. Dream alert blog.."Singing Bharath humko jaan se pyaara hai song and feeling patriotic already when the Independence day is long way from now"
Over all i would rate The Backbenchers: The Extra Class a 3/5.