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Straight Up And Dirty

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Marriage fit Stephanie Klein like a glove . . . but unfortunately it fit her husband like a noose. She thought she had the perfect marriage, but just like that, Klein found herself "divorced when you're firm, fashionable, and let's face it—fetching."

Celebrated bloggist, photographer, and freelance writer Stephanie Klein lets it all hang out in this juicy tell-all traci

Published (first published July 1st 2006)
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Feb 22, 2008 rated it did not like it  ·  review of another edition
As an occasional visitor to Klein's blog, I picked this up thinking it would be a quick and entertaining read. WRONG. This book is so disorganized and confusing that I couldn't even finish it. It's horribly written stream-of-consciousness with no discernible structure. Klein can be funny and brutally honest, but her book is completely self-absorbed and pretentious. The thing is, Klein probably knows this, but thinks it's clever and cute (or at least marketable), whereas I do not, and didn't stic ...more
May 21, 2008 rated it did not like it  ·  review of another edition
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Sep 27, 2007 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
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Dec 16, 2008 rated it did not like it  ·  review of another edition
A friend of mine was reading "Moose", Stephanie klein's second memoir when I went for a visit. The cover for Moose was interesting and I always like to read about a chubby little girls' struggle as I can relate. So, I read the insert of Moose and noticed first memoir was published called " Straight Up & Dirty". Sounded like it would be right up my alley..a brash and honest account of life and relationships, sounds good to me. Boy was I wrong.. this memoir sucked! No wonder there was no wait ...more
Apr 04, 2009 rated it it was ok  ·  review of another edition
Maybe it's because I'm not a chick that's into "chick lit" but I just did not connect with this book at all. It had some funny parts, but mostly it just seemed as though the humor was forced. I'll admit I didn't even bother finishing this one, though I made a valiant effort and got most of the way through the book. Even then I will usually struggle through to the end, but it just was not worth it. If you're a straight, fufu, appletini-drinking, shopaholic, fashionista of a woman, you'll probably ...more
Jan 11, 2011 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
I've avoided reading this book for years now. I got to know the author through a mutual friend, and I had such a hard time coming to terms with reading a memoir when I 'knew' the person whose life it was about. It felt wrong of me to read about her life, private and personal details she went through, and get to know her in a way that felt so removed from a conversation. I'm so glad I got over that and read her memoir. This sounds cheesy as I'm writing it, but it's given me strength when I needed ...more
Chelsea G.P.
Jul 20, 2007 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: girlie girls
If you're a fan of Klein's blog ( then you're familiar with her off the cuff, stream of consciousness writing. With this book, she takes her writing to the next level. It's well thought out, carefully crafted and entertaining. Its chick-lit, yes, but without the pretentious air of Candace Bushnell. She bears all, but with her own personality - which comes across as someone who might be a friend.
Jun 10, 2014 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: memoirs
Straight up and Dirty is a book that I’ve turned to year after year. It’s been my go to bowl of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream – the late night phone call to my girlfriends – the wine that chills me the fuck down when I think life couldn’t get any worse, the words on the pages have become that soft, cuddle blanket, the foot that kicks me in the ass and says, “Shit could be worse now get the fuck up and take a shower.” and no this isn't one of those self help books claiming to reshape your life with ...more
Nov 30, 2010 rated it did not like it  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: NO ONE!
Recommended to Kourtney by: Someone who must hate me
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Apr 10, 2011 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: anybody going through a difficult break up
At first, I really didn't like this book.
I wanted to close it after the first few pages, because Stephanie was so unclassy, and arrogant. Always cynical and bitter. I really didn't like it.
But then it got better, way better...

Stephanie just got divorced, and she talks about how she went through it and how she tried to get up on her feet after that.
The beginning of the book is about her multiple dates, just following the divorce.
This wasn't my favourite part- even though there were some fun mo
I saw Stefanie Klein and the Printers Row Book Fair last month and I really liked her. I have since begun reading her blog.

I enjoyed this book. Yes, it was a little slow - but her exploration of life as a divorcee at 28 was well thought out. I hear some reviews say she referred to her ex-husband too much - but I liked that. I got a stronger sense of her, and definitely what she was overcoming by her stories of her marriage. Also, I always find myself interested by divorce, in that, what drives y
Klein is like that friend you have who lets it all hang out - sometimes inappropriate and always hilariously funny. This is chick lit, but to the next degree... Chick-tion, perhaps? It's smart, witty and absolutely adorable. It can also be heartbreakingly real and gut-wrenchingly sad. This is a must-read for any single girl who half-wondered if she'd ever find love, but didn't care terribly much if she did or she didn't. Imagine Woody Allen with red hair and a vagina, and you have Stephanie Klei ...more
Tara D-K
Nov 04, 2007 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
I loved this book. For me, it was so relatable on all levels. It was like Sex and the City but better- Stephanie and her friends could have been my friends and I...and her story of the Wasband was a story like my own. It was gut-wrenching at times and you couldn't help but feel for her immensely. It was a very couragous story to put out there since it IS a memoir. I don't know that I could do the same and I'm a very open person. I've never recommended a book more than I have this one.
Katherine Friedl
Sep 06, 2013 rated it did not like it  ·  review of another edition
Let me start by saying I adored Moose, Klein's memoir about fat camp. It was an honest coming of age story that left me laughing out loud. I thought I would like Straight up and Dirty but after 3 attempts to read it, I could not get past page 100. I saw the spoiled little girl in Moose grew into a superficial brat. She was so picky, rude, and judgmental that I could not get into it.
May 26, 2009 rated it it was ok  ·  review of another edition
I can't help but compare this book to Eat, Pray Love.... as both are about a divorce and crisis of self. Unfortunately, there is no comparison. I never felt a connection to the author or any personal thread to her struggle. She often comes off shallow... or like she is trying to hard to be her NY self.
Jun 19, 2007 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: chicklit lovers who enjoy memoirs
Words cannot say how much I enjoyed reading this book. It's your typical chicklit in memoir style. My two favorite combinations. I found Stephanie extremely likable and would really recommend anyone looking for a great chicklit memoir. She is also coming out with another memoir about her experience at fat camp. I think its called Moose. Cannot wait for that either.
Mar 16, 2009 rated it did not like it  ·  review of another edition
it's possible to write a memoir without being totally self-absorbed. yes, it's about you but it doesn't have to be so ABOUT YOU.

bored with the self-love, I gave up about thirty pages in.
Apr 23, 2008 rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
eh. so so. a young divorcee trying to find herself and break away from being a serial dater. She's sort of to fancy smancy in the NCY scene. I can't deal with gucci.
"So frech und unverforen, dass "Sex and the City" richtig alt aussieht." The Independent

Hä??? Wer hat denn dieses Zitat verbrochen?! Ja, es gab zwei Szenen eine wo sie einem Kerl in den Schritt greift und eine Masturbationsszene, aber dass war dann aber auch schon alles was ich als frech bezeichnen würde.

Heulen hilft nicht, also stürzt sich Stephanie kopfüber in Manhattens Männerwelt - und hält ihre Erfahrungen in einem Blog mit Biss fest, der in Sachen Witz, Sex und gnadenloser Offenheit seines
Bianca Lauro
Jul 17, 2017 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
A quick fun summer read. Love memoirs in general, but this one was very true to life which I am sure, others can appreciate.
Jul 04, 2010 rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
I read Stephanie Klein's Moose: A Memoir of Fat Camp a while back, and liked it. I've read her blog for at least that long, although I never delved into the archives to get the full story this book, her first, covers.

It was a little weird knowing what her kids look like and knowing her husband's real name (he comes in at the end of this book, albeit with a pseudonym, like everyone in the book). It did make reading it a little less suspenseful, knowing that she gets her happy ending (and is stil
Jun 03, 2011 rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: chicklit
I liked this book. It was like SEX AND THE CITY, but real life and not as over blown and dramatic, because seriously, when is real life overblown and dramatic all the time, even for New York,

Stephanie (Yay! I remembered a name!) is newly divorced and she talks about her ex and the relationship they had. When she talks about all the shit that happened before they even got married, I keep thinking to myself, couldn't she see this is going to end up a disaster? But she never once mentioned that she
May 12, 2009 rated it it was ok  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: book-club
For my book club I'm going to write a real review of this book. I found this book to be much too wordy, chocked full of cliché’s, overly dramatic and fun to read. There were passages when I was just hoping she would get on with it but there were others where I was laughing out loud. I am a firm believer in the editor's pen and I feel it was lacking here but I still give the book a three.

I would re-label this book as a self help piece. I think it speaks to women who are in verbally and even phys
Jan 11, 2008 rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
Stephanie Klein, I admire your nerve.

There's something to be said for this particular sub-genre of memoir--let's call it Furious Jottings of a Woman Scorned (or FJWS)--and Klein is hardly alone in her need to spew such venom (See 'The Five Men Who Broke My Heart' by Susan Shapiro). I marvel at the way memorists are able to recklessly burn bridges (name changes notwithstanding), expose ugly truths, then venture back into their social galaxy. What are the effects?

This book comes off as a series
Cindy Lofgren
Jul 25, 2011 rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: humor
I was about 3 chapters in and I laid the book down. I just couldn't go any further. I went and read some reviews to see if it was just me that thought her writing was like listeing to someone with severe ADHD. Many sentences were incoherent and she would be talking about something unrelated to topic or about something or someone that has never been mentioned before. I was like, "what the f*#@?". Other reviews said it gets better, IF you don't abandon the book by the middle, so I gave it a go and ...more
Sherri Hunter
Feb 27, 2010 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: memoir-biography
In one word, WOW! This book provided many hours of great entertainment. The author's accounting of her own experiences of life after divorce and picking up the pieces go straight to the heart of the matter. Anyone going through or having gone through divorce can identify with and relate to most everything the author describes. Readers who haven't gone through the horror of a divorce should read it just to see why the rest of us act the way we do.

All kidding around aside, this book is in your fa
Nov 09, 2008 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
I have a love for cute covers and this really took the cake. The woman is Stephanie Klein, and this is her memoir about being back on the market after an ugly divorce in NYC. She's sassy, beautiful, but emotional- which can be a little much. I imagined that she lived the life I COULD HAVE...if I had made different choices and if I happened to be a rich, gorgeous redhead in NYC, but ya know. The cover consists of different photographs that she had taken of herself along with others fun nature sho ...more
Dec 12, 2011 rated it did not like it  ·  review of another edition
Stephanie Klein was a chubby kid. She lost weight, married her dream guy, and lived in Manhattan. Somewhere down the line he cheats on her while she is pregnant, so she decided to dispose of his baby via an abortion. Not fucked up enough for you? They divorce and she immediately moves on to the club scene in a desperate attempt to find the next man to fill her up. It's really just the pathetic and sad story of a girl with zero self esteem. No matter how thin she might be now, that chubby girl is ...more
Cheryl  Madigan
Oct 25, 2010 rated it did not like it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: non-fiction
This book seemed to have some good reviews on this site, so I ordered it up through the library. It did nothing for me, and I forced myself to finish it, but it was somewhat painful. If I knew it had such a "sex and the city" vibe, I would have skipped it completely.
Most of my issue was that I just did not like the writer as a person. The storyline is totally one dimensional- remembering her failed marriage, and her quest for true love that would last forever. I suppose this was intentional, I
Ket Lamb
Oct 10, 2015 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Straight Up and Dirty is straight up hilarious. Going through a bad break-up? Devour this amusing memoir if you don't want to make the same mistake twice. Blogger Stephanie Klein lets it all hang out after her "wasband" divorces her, and she dives back into the crazy New York City dating pool. Any woman whose been single in a big city can relate to this witty page-turner. If only Klein had read between the lines when she strong-armed her husband into committing. Forcing someone to marry you is n ...more
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A foodie who sometimes abuses hair care products, Stephanie Klein is an acclaimed writer and photographer with a cult-like following. Her work has been published internationally, and her blog, Greek Tragedy, was recently ranked the 26th most powerful blog in the world by The Observer in the UK. Klein's photography is on permanent exhibit in New York's Hotel Gansevoort. Her first memoir, Straight U ...more
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