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Some people have everything figured out—Andrea Nash is not one of those people.
After being kicked out of the Order of the Knights of Merciful Aid, Andrea’s whole existence is in shambles. All she can do is to try to put herself back together, something made easier by working for Cutting Edge, a small investigative firm owned by her best friend Kate Daniels.
When several sh ...more
After being kicked out of the Order of the Knights of Merciful Aid, Andrea’s whole existence is in shambles. All she can do is to try to put herself back together, something made easier by working for Cutting Edge, a small investigative firm owned by her best friend Kate Daniels.
When several sh ...more
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Sep 04, 2011
Suzanne (Under the Covers Book blog)
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it was amazing
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review of another edition
So...we have to go a year without a Kate Daniel's book. I admit, I cried, I fell to my knees and howled to the moon "whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyy" in most most despairing tone...but once they let me out the padded room (major over reaction by the way, just because you howl at the moon, it DOES NOT make you crazy!) and ate some chocolate my rational brain smoothered my crazy brain and I started to think. I like Andrea, she is a kick arse female, I wanted to know what would happen with her and Raphea ...more
Jul 24, 2014
✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans)
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it was amazing
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review of another edition
🐈 The Adventures Of A Brave Little Kitty Buddy Rerererereread (TAOABLKBR™) with the IA Addicts 🐈
➽ And the moral of this particular rererererereread is: Roman. I want moar Roman. BecauseEeyore pajama pants reasons. And also because ex-army ranger turned Dark Volvh reasons. And also also because hahahahaha more reasons. And stuff.
👋 Until next time and stuff.
[August 2018]
➽ And the moral of this particular rererereread is : NEVER open an Ilona Andrews book by accident. You won't be able to r ...more
➽ And the moral of this particular rererererereread is: Roman. I want moar Roman. Because
👋 Until next time and stuff.
[August 2018]
➽ And the moral of this particular rererereread is : NEVER open an Ilona Andrews book by accident. You won't be able to r ...more
Sep 19, 2014
Anne
rated it
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review of another edition
Shelves:
urban-fantasy,
read-in-2014
Since I decided to hop on the Kate Daniels train a few months ago, I've gobbled up every book in the series.
Now what do I do?
Sit patiently, and wait till some unknown time in 2015 for the next book to come out?
I don't think so!
There are a plethora of novellas to keep me occupied in the meantime.
I will read them ALL!
Gunmetal Magic is listed as Kate Daniels #5.5, so when I requested this one from my library, I was fully expecting to get handed a shorty. You know, something I could read in an ...more
Now what do I do?
Sit patiently, and wait till some unknown time in 2015 for the next book to come out?
I don't think so!
There are a plethora of novellas to keep me occupied in the meantime.
I will read them ALL!
Gunmetal Magic is listed as Kate Daniels #5.5, so when I requested this one from my library, I was fully expecting to get handed a shorty. You know, something I could read in an ...more
Andrea and Raphael's story. Andrea was trying to survive from day to day and Raphael was being an ass by bringing his current flame to meet his ex. oh yeah it didn't go well. Half of the time, Andrea spent crying over her ex and the other half was spent kicking whoever comes in front of her except Roman. Raphael didn't let go any chance of letting us know that he was an alpha and would do everything to get back his mate.
it was enjoyable but I kept missing Kate and Curran. I kept turning pages to ...more
it was enjoyable but I kept missing Kate and Curran. I kept turning pages to ...more
Buddy read with Armina, Eilonwy, Asya, and Monty Cupcake.
We might not notice it in everyday life or just forgot it, but the modern word processing tools are very powerful. One of the things you can do with practically any one of them is search and replace of all occurrences of a word. Let us test this feature. Take this book, replace all "Andrea" by "Kate", "Raphael" by "Curran", and "gun" by "Slayer". Lo and behold, we now have completely different book called Magic Bleeds. A couple of people i ...more
We might not notice it in everyday life or just forgot it, but the modern word processing tools are very powerful. One of the things you can do with practically any one of them is search and replace of all occurrences of a word. Let us test this feature. Take this book, replace all "Andrea" by "Kate", "Raphael" by "Curran", and "gun" by "Slayer". Lo and behold, we now have completely different book called Magic Bleeds. A couple of people i ...more
3.5 stars. Kate Daniels' best friend Andrea, a werehyena/bouda/beastkin, gets her own novel with Gunmetal Magic. She's dealing with a rough breakup with Raphael (another bouda), a problematic investigation that involves several murders, and her own painful past involving physical abuse as a child. There's lots of relationship drama in this book. (view spoiler)
I like Andrea, whose combat and kickass abilities seem to be ...more
I like Andrea, whose combat and kickass abilities seem to be ...more
Major events happen in this book and they are life changing for Andrea :
1. Her position in the Shifters’ clan in general and in Bouda’s clan in particular is shorted out. She finally belongs somewhere (“We take care of our own”)
2. She successfully deals with Aunt B, Bouda clan’s Alpha who is also apparently her future mother in law.
3. It is about time to stop the games and decide if Raphael is the man (or maybe better the hyena) of her life and mate with him.
4. She accepts her past (her painful ...more
1. Her position in the Shifters’ clan in general and in Bouda’s clan in particular is shorted out. She finally belongs somewhere (“We take care of our own”)
2. She successfully deals with Aunt B, Bouda clan’s Alpha who is also apparently her future mother in law.
3. It is about time to stop the games and decide if Raphael is the man (or maybe better the hyena) of her life and mate with him.
4. She accepts her past (her painful ...more
4.25/5 ⭐
Okay wow, let me say it: this should be a book of its own, not a novella.
It was amazing!
I love Andrea even more now, she is a total badass and after absolutely everything she's been through, she deserves only the best. I am not the biggest Raphael fan (I only like him sometimes and I would definitely read a 300 pages long book where Roman roasts him on a stick) but I definitely love him and Andrea together, they are amazing!
I also appreciate the fact that this book encompasses more myth ...more
Okay wow, let me say it: this should be a book of its own, not a novella.
It was amazing!
I love Andrea even more now, she is a total badass and after absolutely everything she's been through, she deserves only the best. I am not the biggest Raphael fan (I only like him sometimes and I would definitely read a 300 pages long book where Roman roasts him on a stick) but I definitely love him and Andrea together, they are amazing!
I also appreciate the fact that this book encompasses more myth ...more
Feb 10, 2012
Anzu The Great Destroyer
rated it
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review of another edition
Recommends it for:
fans of the Kate Daniels series
“You’ll never take me alive”
WTF is Gunmetal Magic about? Good question my friend. Gunmetal Magic takes place in the same world as the Kate Daniels series does: post-magic-induced-apocalyptic Atlanta. Now, I presume you have read the previous books. If not, then you probably should, it helps build up the story.
Andrea has a new case. A few members of the pack got killed so you know the old story. She has to investigate and get to the bottom of it. Add lots of actions, fights, bullets, cool wea ...more
1st read - August 2013 - 4 stars
2nd read - June 2015 - rating Increased to 5 stars
3rd read - July 2016
4th read - February 2018
5th Read - July 2018
6th Read - July 2019
7th read - October 2020
8th read - January 2021
Original Review
I have loved Andrea ever since she was introduced to the series so I was quite excited when I found out she was getting her own book. I love her friendship with Kate and the fact that she is another strong female character who is able to stand up for herself and fight when ...more
2nd read - June 2015 - rating Increased to 5 stars
3rd read - July 2016
4th read - February 2018
5th Read - July 2018
6th Read - July 2019
7th read - October 2020
8th read - January 2021
Original Review
I have loved Andrea ever since she was introduced to the series so I was quite excited when I found out she was getting her own book. I love her friendship with Kate and the fact that she is another strong female character who is able to stand up for herself and fight when ...more
Jul 07, 2012
carol.
rated it
really liked it
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review of another edition
Recommends it for:
Andrews fans, urban fantasy fans
Don't be ridiculous. Of course I enjoyed this book. It's set in the world of Kate Daniels, my favorite urban fantasy series ever.
Magic has returned to the world, coming and going in 'waves:' when magic is up, technology fails, and vice-versa (except telephones--they're unpredictible at any time). Magic hates concrete and tall buildings, and it's been a struggle for citizens to reclaim their city from pre-Shift buildings--now rubble--and magic-powered areas of wildness. Reclamation companies spe ...more
Magic has returned to the world, coming and going in 'waves:' when magic is up, technology fails, and vice-versa (except telephones--they're unpredictible at any time). Magic hates concrete and tall buildings, and it's been a struggle for citizens to reclaim their city from pre-Shift buildings--now rubble--and magic-powered areas of wildness. Reclamation companies spe ...more
February 2018 Reread. I'm more mad at Raphael this re-read. His stunt at the beginning of this book is absolutely ridiculous. But, as Kate says at one point, they both need to figure out what they want and what's worth fighting for, and stop being hurt at some point. Because if they want each other, they have to get over it.
August 2016 re-read: My opinion of Andrea (especially) and Raphael continues to grow with each reading. Before this read I'd always held onto the grudge of Andrea not contact ...more
August 2016 re-read: My opinion of Andrea (especially) and Raphael continues to grow with each reading. Before this read I'd always held onto the grudge of Andrea not contact ...more
2.8/5 stars
I've never liked Andrea and Raphael, not like I do Kate and Curran or Jim and Dali. I was hoping their book would change that, but I think I like them even less now.
I had a lot of trouble connecting to the characters and story. Andrea was cold and hard to relate to. Raphael was okay, didn't really have the most noteworthy of personalities. Basically, I like Raphael and Andrea as a couple, but not so much as individuals.
The action part bored me to tears and I really didn't care for it. ...more
I've never liked Andrea and Raphael, not like I do Kate and Curran or Jim and Dali. I was hoping their book would change that, but I think I like them even less now.
I had a lot of trouble connecting to the characters and story. Andrea was cold and hard to relate to. Raphael was okay, didn't really have the most noteworthy of personalities. Basically, I like Raphael and Andrea as a couple, but not so much as individuals.
The action part bored me to tears and I really didn't care for it. ...more
Next to Kate, Andrea is my favorite woman in their world. She is so cool! This in-between book is told through her POV.
Andrea and Kate have mended their fences and one of my fav female friendships in literature is back and going strong.
Andrea has decided to accept her beastkin. After Raphael pulls a truly jerky stunt, the changes she has been undergoing step out for the world to see. She has walked out of the animal closet and now she has to join the pack.
Meanwhile, shapeshifters are dying ...more
Andrea and Kate have mended their fences and one of my fav female friendships in literature is back and going strong.
Andrea has decided to accept her beastkin. After Raphael pulls a truly jerky stunt, the changes she has been undergoing step out for the world to see. She has walked out of the animal closet and now she has to join the pack.
Meanwhile, shapeshifters are dying ...more
Regardless of whether Ilona Andrews writes a Kate Daniels or an Edge book, know that each time you will be getting a quality, action-packed novel. There's just something about their writing style that captures you - hook, line and sinker. The Ilona Andrews name on a book is like a guaranteed seal of fantastic entertainment. A must-read for sure!
GUNMETAL MAGIC is a guaranteed good read. Ilona Andrews skillfully mixes action, suspense, and humor with heady romance in their alternate reality Atlant ...more
GUNMETAL MAGIC is a guaranteed good read. Ilona Andrews skillfully mixes action, suspense, and humor with heady romance in their alternate reality Atlant ...more
I had conspired to break the law with my ex-boyfriend, who I professed to hate, broken said law, destroyed the victim's attack dog/magic creature in a fit of murderous frenzy, and then ran away across the city, wandered around some woods, and fell asleep in a tree in my beastkin shape. When I went off the rails, I didn't do it halfway. No, I flipped a few times, caught a lot of air, and then exploded in a fiery crash.
I was lucky enough to get the opportunity to review this book early and let me ...more
I was lucky enough to get the opportunity to review this book early and let me ...more
The was recommended to me since I loved Andrews Edge series, my friend thought I might like this one as well. She was right! I'm not a big urban fantasy fan as I get annoyed with the heroines who are extremely stubborn and refuse all help - yes they kick-ass and are independent, but they rub me the wrong way. I love strong female protagonists, but I also like a little romance :) This book had both and I'm now curious about Andrews books about Kate Daniels.
So has anyone read the Kate Daniels book ...more
So has anyone read the Kate Daniels book ...more
An entire novel dedicated to badass Andrea Nash? Sign me up, please. This one explored her past and hatred of the boudas, as well as had her off on assignments for the pack with Estancio (yay! Another favorite.) All your favorite boudas in one awesome novel. And the love-hate thing going on with her and Rafael… damn, that was some hot writing. The backstory behind why things hadn’t worked out… and then did which was in the background in the main series was front and center here. All boudas all t
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4.5 stars
Gunmetal Magic in numbers:
Number of pages: 326
Number of hilarious sentences per page: Anywhere between 3 and 17
Number of characters I want to be best friends with: 5
Number of raw emotional moments: too many to count
It would appear that, at this point, the husband-and-wife writing team Ilona Andrews can do no wrong. There’s a reason why many people who don’t normally read urban fantasy adore their Kate Daniels series, and people who do read lots of urban fantasy usually single it out as ...more
Gunmetal Magic in numbers:
Number of pages: 326
Number of hilarious sentences per page: Anywhere between 3 and 17
Number of characters I want to be best friends with: 5
Number of raw emotional moments: too many to count
It would appear that, at this point, the husband-and-wife writing team Ilona Andrews can do no wrong. There’s a reason why many people who don’t normally read urban fantasy adore their Kate Daniels series, and people who do read lots of urban fantasy usually single it out as ...more
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This book amazed me. That’s different than “this book is amazing” (although it is, that). What I mean is that I didn’t expect to be so wowed by it. The world, the characters, the storyline, all of it was so vividly built that I had no trouble at all picturing the Kate Daniels World.
I can’t get over how seamlessly the writing flows, at how darkly beautiful the world is, and how well-written this book is. I almost can’t even write my review because I am s ...more
This book amazed me. That’s different than “this book is amazing” (although it is, that). What I mean is that I didn’t expect to be so wowed by it. The world, the characters, the storyline, all of it was so vividly built that I had no trouble at all picturing the Kate Daniels World.
I can’t get over how seamlessly the writing flows, at how darkly beautiful the world is, and how well-written this book is. I almost can’t even write my review because I am s ...more
I was looking forward to reading more about Andrea, but, unfortunately, I didn't enjoy this book.
...more
Did I ever mention how much I love Andrea?
Well, now you know.
I love her character. And yes, I love Raphael, too.
But back to Andrea (because this series is pretty much the most heroine-centric series ever which is another reason why I love it so much).
She's dealing with the consequences of the events in book #5. One, the Order knows her secret and she's basically been unceremoniously shown the door. Two, her relationship with Raphael, the male alpha of the douda clan, imploded. Andrea felt unmo ...more
Well, now you know.
I love her character. And yes, I love Raphael, too.
But back to Andrea (because this series is pretty much the most heroine-centric series ever which is another reason why I love it so much).
She's dealing with the consequences of the events in book #5. One, the Order knows her secret and she's basically been unceremoniously shown the door. Two, her relationship with Raphael, the male alpha of the douda clan, imploded. Andrea felt unmo ...more
*4.5*
Fanfuckingtastic.
I'll admit I was worried about this one. As Roman tells Andrea, "You were all clenched up before... Very serious. Robot Andrea." And she was. In Kate's books, I'd found her absolute devotion to rules and order difficult to relate to. I admired her skill and determination, but I didn't look forward to a whole book from her POV.
I was incredibly, blissfully surprised then to find myself adoring the new Andrea. She's changed, and it's all for the better. Though she still has th ...more
Fanfuckingtastic.
I'll admit I was worried about this one. As Roman tells Andrea, "You were all clenched up before... Very serious. Robot Andrea." And she was. In Kate's books, I'd found her absolute devotion to rules and order difficult to relate to. I admired her skill and determination, but I didn't look forward to a whole book from her POV.
I was incredibly, blissfully surprised then to find myself adoring the new Andrea. She's changed, and it's all for the better. Though she still has th ...more
4 stars - zany fun from the the unpredictable boudas
"Birds of a feather flock together" sums up why Kate Daniels and Andrea Nash are best friends. Gunmetal Magic (#5.5) is a full-length novel showcasing Andrea's history and alpha-like personality. She just has an unholy love of weaponry that shoots (bullets, arrows, grenades, you get the picture) whereas Kate adores her sword Slayer.
"Birds of a feather flock together" sums up why Kate Daniels and Andrea Nash are best friends. Gunmetal Magic (#5.5) is a full-length novel showcasing Andrea's history and alpha-like personality. She just has an unholy love of weaponry that shoots (bullets, arrows, grenades, you get the picture) whereas Kate adores her sword Slayer.
I gave him my Order smile: sweet grin, hard eyes, reached over to my passenger seat, and pulled out my su...more
< Q U E E N кαтє ∂αηιєℓѕ 2020 >
A Questionable Client (#0.5) ♚♚♚♔♔
Magic Bites (#1) ♚♚♚♚♔
Magic Burns (#2) ♚♚♚♚♔
Magic Strikes (#3) ♚♚♚♚♚ [it just gets epic from here]
Magic Mourns (#3.5) ♚♚♚♚♔
Magic Bleeds (#4) ♚♚♚♚♚
Magic Dreams (#4.5) ♚♚♔♔♔ I don't like Jim.
Magic Slays (#5) ♚♚♚♚♚ Curran and Kate 4ever.
Magic Gifts (#5.4) ♚♚♚♚♚ SO GOOD.
Gunmetal Magic (#5.5) ♚♚♚♚♚ One more star this time.
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❈My 2019 Ⓚⓐⓣⓔ Ⓓⓐⓝⓘⓔⓛⓢ Re-read ❈
A Questionable Client (#0.5) ★★★★☆
Magic Bites (#1) ★★★★☆
Magic Burns (#2) ★★★★☆ ...more
A Questionable Client (#0.5) ♚♚♚♔♔
Magic Bites (#1) ♚♚♚♚♔
Magic Burns (#2) ♚♚♚♚♔
Magic Strikes (#3) ♚♚♚♚♚ [it just gets epic from here]
Magic Mourns (#3.5) ♚♚♚♚♔
Magic Bleeds (#4) ♚♚♚♚♚
Magic Dreams (#4.5) ♚♚♔♔♔ I don't like Jim.
Magic Slays (#5) ♚♚♚♚♚ Curran and Kate 4ever.
Magic Gifts (#5.4) ♚♚♚♚♚ SO GOOD.
Gunmetal Magic (#5.5) ♚♚♚♚♚ One more star this time.
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❈My 2019 Ⓚⓐⓣⓔ Ⓓⓐⓝⓘⓔⓛⓢ Re-read ❈
A Questionable Client (#0.5) ★★★★☆
Magic Bites (#1) ★★★★☆
Magic Burns (#2) ★★★★☆ ...more
Oct 30, 2014
Armina
rated it
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review of another edition
Shelves:
buddy-reads,
vampires,
witches,
audio,
pending-review,
urban-fantasy,
shapeshifters,
werewolves
Buddy read with
Eilonwy
,
Evgeny
,
Asya
,
Monty Cupcake
3.5 STARS
It seems that from all the buddies I read this book with, I enjoyed it the most. It does have some annoying stuff in there but it didn't bother me so much and I still had fun while reading it like going through the last 36%(which is more than one third of the book) in one sitting for the last 2 hours or so. And I'm rounding my rating up because .... (you already know why, it's one name only but I still have to write ...more
3.5 STARS
It seems that from all the buddies I read this book with, I enjoyed it the most. It does have some annoying stuff in there but it didn't bother me so much and I still had fun while reading it like going through the last 36%(which is more than one third of the book) in one sitting for the last 2 hours or so. And I'm rounding my rating up because .... (you already know why, it's one name only but I still have to write ...more
The Re-read before Magic Breaks Continues
Another great re-read down and I continue on. Just a few more stories so go. I really loved the hoemance between Kate and Andrea in this. There Dialogue together is such a good time.
“Kate leaned back against her chair. "Where is the bane of my existence?"
"In the shower, freshening up."
"Oh, God, who did Asciano screw now?"
"No, no, he's covered in blood."
"Oh good." She sighed and stopped. "The kid is covered in blood and we're relieved. There is something w ...more
Another great re-read down and I continue on. Just a few more stories so go. I really loved the hoemance between Kate and Andrea in this. There Dialogue together is such a good time.
“Kate leaned back against her chair. "Where is the bane of my existence?"
"In the shower, freshening up."
"Oh, God, who did Asciano screw now?"
"No, no, he's covered in blood."
"Oh good." She sighed and stopped. "The kid is covered in blood and we're relieved. There is something w ...more
Sep 03, 2017
Carole (Carole's Random Life in Books)
rated it
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review of another edition
This review can also be found at Carole's Random Life in Books.
I enjoyed this book. This was a re-read for me and I had a lot of fun re-visiting this book since I know what will happen to these wonderful characters as the series moves forward. I do remember being slightly disappointed when this book was first published simply because I wanted another book featuring Kate and Curran and I got Andrea instead. I ended up loving the book though.
Andrea and Kate are best friends so their lives overlap ...more
I enjoyed this book. This was a re-read for me and I had a lot of fun re-visiting this book since I know what will happen to these wonderful characters as the series moves forward. I do remember being slightly disappointed when this book was first published simply because I wanted another book featuring Kate and Curran and I got Andrea instead. I ended up loving the book though.
Andrea and Kate are best friends so their lives overlap ...more
June 2015 Reread
I LOVE Andrea's book. I love the legitimate relationship drama. Everything feels perfectly mapped out and I can't imagine her (view spoiler) happening any other way.
Original Read - Sept 2014 ...more
I LOVE Andrea's book. I love the legitimate relationship drama. Everything feels perfectly mapped out and I can't imagine her (view spoiler) happening any other way.
Original Read - Sept 2014 ...more
In the fairness of full disclosure, I read this story in a previous draft as well. While I liked it back then, I love and adore it now.
Andrea is incredible in this book. She kicks ass, takes names, and is a total bad ass. I love her, best side-kick. Ever.
Raphael has some total d-bag moments, but I love him. He more than makes up for it with some groveling and hilarious shifter pranks.
Asciano gets some great page time, and I love that little kid!!
A few moments with Kate and Curran, and they ar ...more
Andrea is incredible in this book. She kicks ass, takes names, and is a total bad ass. I love her, best side-kick. Ever.
Raphael has some total d-bag moments, but I love him. He more than makes up for it with some groveling and hilarious shifter pranks.
Asciano gets some great page time, and I love that little kid!!
A few moments with Kate and Curran, and they ar ...more
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“Did those nice church ladies come by again?"
He nodded. "I asked them if a man died and then the woman remarried, and then the three of them met in heaven, would it be a sin for them to have a threesome, since they were all married in God's eye. And they decided they were late to be somewhere else.”
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He nodded. "I asked them if a man died and then the woman remarried, and then the three of them met in heaven, would it be a sin for them to have a threesome, since they were all married in God's eye. And they decided they were late to be somewhere else.”
“Kate smirked.
"What?"
"Your horse looks pink."
"So?"
"If you paste some stars on her butt you'll be riding My Little Pony."
"Bugger off." I patted the mare's neck. "Don't listen to her, Sugar. You are the cutest horsey ever. The correct name for her color is strawberry roan, by the way."
"Strawberry Shortcake, more like it. Does Strawberry Shortcake know you stole her horse? She will be berry, berry angry with you."
I looked at her from under half-lowered eyelids. "I can shoot you right here, on this road, and nobody will ever find your body.”
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"What?"
"Your horse looks pink."
"So?"
"If you paste some stars on her butt you'll be riding My Little Pony."
"Bugger off." I patted the mare's neck. "Don't listen to her, Sugar. You are the cutest horsey ever. The correct name for her color is strawberry roan, by the way."
"Strawberry Shortcake, more like it. Does Strawberry Shortcake know you stole her horse? She will be berry, berry angry with you."
I looked at her from under half-lowered eyelids. "I can shoot you right here, on this road, and nobody will ever find your body.”
