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256 pages, Paperback
First published May 1, 2012
Her son inverts the chalk and begins a series of stabs at the dragon, yelling, "Die! Die!"
"Hanh, Hanh," she calls out—he sees the kid's tagged his name in giant letters next to the dragon—and she shoots Pete a look which he interprets as "Respect me in spite of and possibly a bit more for my son's crazed rambunctious streak?" And he tries to shrug and nod in a way that conveys "Hey, just us parents in here, all figuring out this parent thing together." Since becoming a dad he talks less and gestures more, and he wonders if this is the case for all parents, too fatigued to form words, but able to speak volumes in a shrug, a twitch.
...he sees that her T-shirt exposes if not her actual nipples, then at the very least a brassiere that implies nipples in the sense that boarded-up windows in a building strongly indicate poverty or the aftermath of a fire.
An ethos began to take hold with unspoken rules. Don't try to compete with your neighbor—don't try to one-up him on his most popular dishes, steal her secret recipes, mimic their decor. Be different, strive for uniqueness, and eventually people will line up at your door. If offered the choice between Cerignolas and Luganos, it is human nature to choose one type of olive on Monday and another on Tuesday, but if faced with seven brands of Kalamata, they'll gravitate toward one jar and cling to it. Hence, you had to be nonredundant. This ensured that you could get not only Chinese but also Mandarin, Szechuan, Guayadongian; not just Indian but Navratan, Gujarati; not merely Moroccan but that indigenous to the town of Tafroute; the cuisines of Tasmania, Ganzoneer, Tibet, Raedmeon, Argentina, El Salvador, Vitamora, and Morrisania were all readily available.
At first, they attempted to occupy, but this proved impractical. Their soldiers came in with their bland tinned rations, and we fought back the only way we knew how, with spices we'd stockpiled for generations. Hot sauces, so far off the scale of Scoville units that the word atomic wasn't mere hyperbole, found its way into their meals. Prunes that seemed to explode in the intestinal tract. Glass noodles containing actual bits of glass.
At what point does one recognize that the truth is precisely the wrong instrument for a task?
REMEMBER TO REMEMBER WHY WE REMEMBER