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Taft 2012

3.39  ·  Rating details ·  1,089 Ratings  ·  283 Reviews

He is the perfect presidential candidate. Conservatives love his hard-hitting Republican résumé. Liberals love his peaceful, progressive practicality. The media can’t get enough of his larger-than-life personality. And all the American people love that he’s an honest, hard-working man who tells it like it is.

There’s just one
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Published January 31st 2012 by Quirk Books (first published January 1st 2012)
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January 2012

The bathtub story. The goddamn bathtub story. William Howard Taft will never live that down. He vanished on the bitter day Woodrow Wilson took office and reappeared, enormous and dirt-caked, on the White House lawn nearly a hundred years later...and people are still talking about the time he got stuck in a bathtub.

What's a newly resurrected ex-President to do? Taft never wanted much in life--heck, he never even wanted to be President--but in this brave new world of bitter politics a
Lee Razer
I love the idea of this book as I understood it before reading it, but don't much care for the execution. If only I had read the acknowledgements page first, in which the author thanks his editor for giving him this idea, and mentions that this first time novelist is the previous author of The Captain Jack Sparrow Handbook. Oh. That would have seriously adjusted my expectations of what kind of book this was; less serious yet playful examination of American politics by an inspired novelist, and m ...more
Oct 24, 2011 rated it it was ok  ·  review of another edition
I was ready to like this one- maybe even for the scifi book club? But no. The writing was clunky. Taft acclimated to 2012 after his hundred year (unexplained) nap far too well. His language wasn't quite different enough. And while I'm willing to believe that Taft has had his character assassins, this character was too perfect. He seemed to be just the mouthpiece for the author's "moderate" beliefs. I think the scene where Taft slept with a biker chick was supposed to be funny, but I found it utt ...more
Rob Walker
Feb 09, 2016 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: for-2016
As if Frank Capra and Rod Serling had decided to collaborate on a story, TAFT 2012 tells the story of a revived William Howard Taft as he navigates the political pitfalls and cultural quirks of the 21st century and its people (some of whom want him to return to the White House).

The concept of TAFT 2012 is engaging enough, but you will certainly fall in love with the title character, the portly successor to the louder and more thrilling Teddy Roosevelt. This Taft is warm and charming, doing his b
M.J. Ryder
Jan 28, 2012 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
On first impression you might be forgiven for thinking Taft 2012 is a cheap “tie-in” – a work destined for the bargain basement, and cunningly crafted to make a fast buck from the buzz surrounding the American presidential election. I will certainly hold my hands up right now and admit this was the first thought that crossed my mind when I read the blurb:

He’s back. And he’s the biggest thing in politics.

He is the perfect presidential candidate. Conservatives love his hard-hitting Republican resu
Jan 04, 2012 rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
What would happen if President William Howard Taft—the 27th president of the United States—suddenly reappeared in modern day America? How would America react, and how would it affect the presidential race of 2012? Author Jason Heller tries to answer these questions in the comic novel Taft 2012.

This novel was fun while it lasted—unfortunately, it didn't last long. Clocking in at only 249 pages, it didn't explore enough of the possibilities that were possible, and in fact, the ending was so abrupt
Jim Loter
A high-concept political satire that imagines a 2012 presidential race after William Howard Taft inexplicably emerges from a 100-year hibernation. Taft's combination of progressive conservatism appeals to a politically polarized electorate and inspires the grass-roots "Taft Party" - an obvious nod to the Tea Party. The scenes of Taft's re-entry into the modern world are quickly dispatched with very little of the "OMG airplanes television cellphones Internet!" hoopla, which is welcomed. But the l ...more
Diane S ☔
Feb 25, 2012 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
This book was just pure fun to read. I usually shy away from political novels, but am so glad I made an exception. Reading his views, over 100 yrs later, on things such as television, cell phones, our food and other things was just so darn amusing. Since people are so discontented over our present political situation they even start a grass roots effort to get him elected again. Kept thinking how are they going to end this? The ending was satisfying if not a bit preposterous, but than again so i ...more
Deanna Against Censorship
I wanted to like this book. The idea was intriquing. Sad to say, I found it dissapointing. The little side writings of memos/news articles/TV commentary etc was distracting. They moved the story along, but were a cheap trick that a better writer would have avoided. After a jump of 100 years into the future, Taft ajusted to the 21st Century with little trouble. I pushed myself to finish this book.
Jul 22, 2013 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: time-travel
Lots of fun! Time travel and US Presidents... what's not to love? I was cracking up at Taft trying to use Twitter. There were a couple small things that bothered me in the book, but I didn't focus on them long enough to really put my finger on it, the idea was too much fun.
May 24, 2012 rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: fiction
An excellent premise, well executed. This was a quick and interesting read that combined history, politics, and some laugh out loud humor.
Feb 15, 2012 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: awesome
This book was great. I like alternative history- because, well, it's alternative history. And I'm a nerd and like history. Anyway...
William Howard Taft- disappears while heading out to the White House lawn to hear Woodrow Wilson's acceptance 1912.. and never returns. All of a sudden, flash forward to 2012...and there's Taft! Back from wherever he was(it's never completely established, but that's part of the fun). To a completely new and unhinged(in his eyes, compared to 100 years ag
Mar 25, 2012 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
I had never even heard of this book until today. I stopped at the library this afternoon to return Bossypants and Swimming Upstream, Slowly. I had just gone for a run not twenty minutes prior, and my chubby self still needed a bit of time to recuperate, so I wandered around the library's new books section. Once I saw the cover, I had to take a peek.

Taft 2012is a "science fiction/alternate reality meets saucy political commentary" novel. Former President William H. Taft decided to lie down and ta
Nov 13, 2014 rated it it was ok  ·  review of another edition
Book deserves praise for actually following through with the absurd but amusing premise, for making some interesting points about politics and American politics in particular, and for humanising and redeeming a humorous, slightly embarrassing footnote in history. Most people might make a joke about Taft running for elections in 2012 after his failure in 1912, but Heller wrote a whole novel about it.

Writing has a pillowy fanfiction feel (hard to avoid with what really is "historical figure fanfic
Paul Mcfarland
Feb 10, 2012 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
This book, the first by Jason Heller, is an odd combination of Science Fiction and Alternative History. As Science Fiction it requires us to believe an impossible thing; that William Howard Taft vanished after his one term as president and reappeared on the White House lawn in 2011. In point of fact, President Taft lived out a full and useful life and died on March 8, 1930. The Alternative History of the novel is the reaction of President Taft to finding himself alive in the twenty-first century ...more
Joel Neff
Taft 2012 is part history lesson, part political commentary, part indictment of the food industry, and part quirky fantasy. Taken individually, each part would be interesting enough, but as a whole, they blend into an odd little tale about the people we choose to lead us.

The story centers around William Howard Taft, his unexplained disappearance in 1913 and his sudden reappearance in 2011. Far from being just an unwilling time traveler, Taft is a reminder to the populous of what the nation used
Emily Carter
Interesting little think piece. Worth a read if you already love politics, although Taft essentially seems like a stand in for Heller to say what he thinks about issues. quick read, decent plot, and a fun idea.
Nov 14, 2013 rated it did not like it  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: no one
Shelves: quit
I had looked forward to reading this one for quite some time, but barely made it halfway through. I don't quit a book lightly, but I'm sorry. I think 146 pages is more than an adequate chance and I really, really wanted to like this. Unfortunately, this just wasn't doing it for me. I found the epistolary parts of the book much stronger than the author's attempts at straight prose, which seemed clunky and pretty unimaginative (save of course, for the central conceit of the book, which I suspect t ...more
Kasa Cotugno
I chose this book because it was described as being for "Vonnegut fans," but i should have read further in the description. Had I done so, I would have realized it would not be my cup of tea. There are some good ideas here, but the execution is slapdash and doesn't hold the reader's interest. The idea of resurrecting Taft to take the reins for the Republican party in 2012 makes about as much sense as the current list of potential GOP candidates, but I couldn't get past the fact that the author h ...more
Nicholas Lubofsky
This wonderful and unique book is perfect to read during this campaign season. Not only is it entertaining, it's really thought-provoking, causing me to re-examine my ideas about government, society, and life. Bravo!
Sep 04, 2017 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Thoroughly enjoyable with a great perspective on our political culture today.
Feb 24, 2018 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
This is a very interesting book that imagines what would happen if former President William Taft suddenly came back to life in 2012. According to the story, Taft mysteriously disappeared after his failed reelection bid and was never heard from again. One hundred years later in 2012, Taft awakens in a muddy pit on the White House grounds and walks right into a presidential press conference. He becomes an instant phenomenon because of his resurrection and possibly a new presidential candidate.

William Howard Taft disappeared on the day of Woodrow Wilson's inauguration in 1913, and reappears suddenly on the White House lawn in 2011. Don't get too bogged down in how/why this happened, because really this book is about what would happen if this largely forgotten president showed up in time to affect the 2012 election. It's interesting to see how people pick and choose Taft's historic stances - as well as the historic events he lived through but did not necessarily endorse - to support wh ...more
Nov 15, 2011 rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: read-in-2012
This review was first published by The New York Journal of Books in 2012. I reproduce it here:

Our political system is a theater of the absurd. Would anyone disagree?

As we brace ourselves for the the yearlong election season, political humorists can rest assured there will be no shortage of material keeping them engaged and employed. But they must be careful not to settle for easy parody when their targets often do such a good job of parodying themselves.

Not for nothing can The Daily Show’s Jon S
Kelsey Shannon
I really, really wanted to like this book. The concept of it was just awesome: a political satire on the GOP's failure in 2012. The story line was choppy, there was no real narrative, and then it suddenly ended! Was an easy pool-side read though.
Jun 14, 2012 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: 2012-reads

The novel opens in the year 2011, when William Howard Taft appears in the White House fountain, 98 years after disappearing off the face of the earth. So much alternate timeline love. He has no knowledge of how this happened, but one thing is for sure: the world needs him. Upon first witnessing his arrival, the Secret Service are convinced he is either an intruder, a large animal, or someone who “looked like some sort of deranged preside
Peter Boysen
Jun 02, 2012 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
If you follow my reviews, you know that I am setting mysteries down for a while. I'm not liking any of them, which might not be fair to the people who read this, because they might be good.

So my new rule has been that a book must contain a very cool concept, or at least have been well received by an author who is very impressive to me. Yes, very subjective, but that's why anyone with a keyboard and an imagination can set up one of these blog things.

The concept behind "Taft 2012" mirrors a concep
Taft 2012 is a hilarious, mildly sardonic political satire. Jason Heller nails the political landscape of our present age and the hyper media that assaults us with political campaigns 24/7, 365 days of 3 out of every 4 years. Heller also manages to affectionately capture William Howard Taft, one of our nation’s most neglected presidents, blending history and alternate history into a wonderful character study.

How would a principled man, concerned with the rule of law and justice – a man who pref
usagi ☆ミ
This was such a delight to read. Heller does satire right in "Taft 2012" - and considering it's his first (published) try, I think he did pretty well. I had some lingering questions with the story itself, but the characters felt well rounded, the dialogue was snappy, and I could easily see this becoming a film. More importantly, it delves into some important issues that more people need to know about (food, GMOs, and Trusts), especially the YA audience (to which I think this book would play real ...more
Quinn Rollins
Apr 09, 2012 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: history, humor
At a conference of history teachers this spring, we started talking about quirky history books we liked, and after I had recommended Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, the teacher next to me held up her copy of Taft 2012. I hadn't heard of it, but after her enthusiastic pitch, I knew I had to pick it up.

William Howard Taft was previously best known to me as The President Who Got Stuck in the White House Bathtub--a man known for his tremendous girth more than anything else. An embarrassing footnote
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I'm a Denver-based writer who contributes regularly to The A.V. Club and Alternative Press. Quirk Books will publish my debut novel, Taft 2012, as well as a series of middle-grade horror books (to be announced). I'm also the nonfiction editor of Clarkesworld Magazine and am represented by Jennifer Jackson of Donald Maass Literary Agency.
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