Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians (Alcatraz #1)
Alcatraz Smedry doesn't seem destined for anything but disaster. On his 13th birthday he receives a bag of sand, which is quickly stolen by the cult of evil Librarians plotting to take over the ...more
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This book is what you'd expect from Sanderson. Good story. Nice rapid plot. An interesting well-orchestrated cosmology. And a cool magic system that's central to the story.
Two things of special note:
1. Unlike most of Sanderson's other work, this book is aimed at a YA audience. I still enjoyed it. But if you're looking for a grim, 800-page tome, this isn't it.
2. This book is fairly meta, especially for YA. It's first person, but the narrator regula ...more
Chronologically it all started innocently enough. Alcatraz was an orphan who was changing foster parents faster than you ...more
Stay with me.
The first clue is in Chapter 2. "I've been many things in my life. Student. Spy. Sacrifice. Potted plant. However, at this point, I'm something completely different from all of those--something more frightening than any of them. I'm a writer."
He gives structural tips (and a hint as to his personality):
"You may have noticed that I began my story with a quick, snappy scene of danger and tension--but then quickly moved on t ...more
Buddy Read with Buddies Books and Baubles and the Sandersonitus gang.
Did you know that Librarians were evil??? I’ve always suspected but didn’t know just how deep the conspiracy went until I read this book.
What does a writer do when he needs to get the creative juices going and take a break from one of the many serious tombs he is writing? Well if he is Brandon Sanderson he writes something completely and utterly different and a bit silly and makes fun of ...more
Heads up! Goodreads librarian agents might try to get this review taken down at any moment! They definitely don’t want me exposing all their secretly nefarious ways, but at long last, I give to you the truth:
Fact #1: This book is NOT written by Brandon Sanderson.
This is NOT “fantasy”. Don’t be fooled. It is written by Alcatraz Smedry—grandson of Oculator Dramatus, Leavenworth Smedry. His editor only made him use Sanderson’s name to keep away librarian attention. This is Alcat ...more
Think Harry Potter only with evil Librarians but a lot better.
Although it’s obviously written for young readers, it was still entertaining for adults. The story was fast paced and very humorous. The characters are fun and relatable as far possible in this type of story. It’s a quick read and well worth it.
Perfect for kids. I think it would be a great bedtime story that parents could read with their kids. If anyone still does that.
I’ve been a terrible Brandon Sanderson fan! Seriously, how else to explain for the many years it took me to finally read his Alcatraz series? Mea culpa, it was complete negligence on my part, and I am sorry. But in my own defense, these books do fall a little outside my purview. After all, very rarely do I dip my toes into the Children’s/Middle Grade category, and they did seem far removed from the author’s other work. By ...more
I only started reading the Alcatraz series after I’ve run out of Sanderson's adult and YA fantasy books to read, and these books quickly became bite-sized guilty pleasures on account of how hilarious and ridiculous they are.
In the Hushlands—those Librarian-controlled nations such as the United States, Canada, and England—this book will be published as a work of fantasy. Do not be fooled! This is no work of fic...more
The first adventure in the young adult fantasy series Alcatraz The Evil Librarians was one which I and my youngest son read as a bedtime story. As a fan of Rick Riordan’s Percy Jackson series and Mac Barnett’s Brixton Brothers mysteries, I knew the novel was a can’t miss with the little Bookwraith, and I wasn’t wrong. This fast-paced, funny tale by Brandon Sanderson bringing more than a few smiles to my face and eliciting many a hysterical giggle from my son, w ...more
A buddy read with the young at heart folks at BB&B!
This sucks!!! I had written a review, I had made it funny and adorable, as well as recommended this book not only to the middle graders for whom it was written, but also to all those who enjoy a fantastical adventure written with such wonderful flare and wit, that you have no choice but fall in love with it and wonder why the heck did you wait so long to get to this brilliant series!!!! I had written it, but somehow it has gotten l ...more
Will it ever come a day when I'll give Brandon Sanderson less than 5 stars? I don't think so.
Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians was so much fun to read. I think the humor was my favorite part of this book. Th ...more
Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians is about Alcatraz Smedry, an orphan whose neglectful grandfather lets him wither away in foster homes for the first 13 years of his life (Dumbledore much?). The Smedry family is infamous for the talents that grace each individual member; Alcatraz has an extraordinary talent for breaking things. Because of this talent foster families are quick to give him up, resulting in Alcatraz bei ...more
No leía un middle grade tan divertido desde Percy Jackson (aunque es más sencillito que este, le faltan subtramas. De momento).
Tiene un puñado de personajes divertídisimos y no por eso menos interesantes, y una historia conspiranoica que te hará disfrutar preguntándote "¿y si...?" respecto a tu propia realidad. Solo Brandon Sanderson, aka "hago que dibujar con tiza en el suelo se convierta en un combate trepidante" podía ingeniar un mundo en el que los bibliotecarios son los amos del mal que ...more
I’ve said it once before and I’ll say it again. That is all you need to know.
PS: I once read that this was written for middle grade and then forgot about it because middle grade. Recently I saw it again and realised that I just had to give it a chance because how can you not read everything your favorite author has ever written?
200 odd pages later followed by the sound of a mic drop.
*takes a humble bow
"It looks... dangerous," I said.Gran libro de Sanderson. Tiene un ritmo rápido, mucho humor y, por supuesto, una trama muy original. En este el autor aborda el verdadero lugar del poder, en dónde reside en realidad, y lo importante que es la información para nuestro comportamiento: cómo todo se reduce a cuán informada está una sociedad o un individuo. Es decir, quien controla la información, maneja al pueblo. Muy interesante planteo de Sanders ...more
"Well, of course," Bastille said. "It's a library."
La historia nos cuenta como Alcatraz Smedry, un niño huérfano y bastante problemático que lleva toda su vida rotando de familia en familia, recibe para su decimotercer cumpleaños un curioso paquete que contiene una bolsa de arena, la cual supuestamente es herencia de sus padres según la nota que la acompaña. La bolsa es robada sin que Alcatraz se dé cuenta, y es cuando nuestro protagonista conoce de primera mano la conspiración de los Bibliotecarios Malvados, los cuales controlan en secr ...more
Alcatraz Smedry (writing as some "Brandon Sanderson" guy as a cover) tells his story, and quite a story it is. Librarians have been keeping us all in t ...more
"Are you annoyed with me yet? Good. I've worked very hard. Honestly, authors can be so self-indulgent."
"Authors write books for one, and only one, reason. Because we like to torture people."
"Now, if you're ever writing a ...more
Alcatraz the hero of our story talks directly to the reader in a way which is very funny and engaging. As a teacher myself, I also approve entirely of the way in which Sanderson almost tutors th ...more
Cute, funny, and smart. Add in a coterie of Evil Librarians, plus magical skills acquired through the wearing of lenses (i.e. glasses). Also very meta, in that the author talks directly to the reader. A lot.
Of course, working in libraries, I was predisposed to love this. (Although I shouldn’t—I should be suppressing this work, like a good Evil Librarian).
I would recommend it for children who are dismayed about needing glasses. I think it woul ...more
1. it's got a great title
2. I've met the author and think he's delightful and a nice guy to boot
3. children's literature is due another winner
4. did I mention I really like the title?
5. the bits I'd read seemed good
6. the concept held promise
7. (I don't really have a seventh reason, but the number 6 seemed icky to end on. Seven has such strength and balance that ...more
And it felt to me like Sanderson was not comfortable in this vein, and trying too hard, especi ...more
Leed algo de Sanderson. Es imperdible.
Reseña com ...more
I loved this book for several reasons:
1) A disarmingly ho ...more
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