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The (Sparkly) Vampire (-Obsessed) Diaries

3.65  ·  Rating details ·  23 Ratings  ·  8 Reviews
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Jeanette Thomas is in love with all things Twilight. So when the new hottie at school, Steven, starts taking notice of her she's positive that she's found her very own vampire boyfriend. Unfortunately, in The World of Jeanette, sexy Irish boys with albinism can sometimes be mistaken for the undead; and after she gets
Paperback, 182 pages
Published by CreateSpace (first published August 21st 2011)
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Sep 15, 2011 rated it really liked it
Recommends it for: EVERYONE!!!
Recommended to Tania by: First-Reads Book
Shelves: cute, first-reads, vampire
This book is hilarious!! It is written in a diary form, and it is about a girl named Jeannette and she is a senior in high school. As school starts she realizes that her locker is next to this guy that she believes has the "essence" of Edward from Twilight. After this her mission is to get together and after that to get together again, anyways this other guy comes into the picture and he is awesome, I don't want to give much away but this book is so funny, at every page I was laughing mostly at ...more
Sep 19, 2011 rated it really liked it
The (Sparkly) Vampire (Obsessed) Dairies was a good read. YAY first to review it! With Jeanette's love for Twilight is like obsessive. But who didn't love Twilight!! I personally liked it. I can relate to Jeanette with her obsessions. Lauren's character were easy to follow along, even if it was from Jeanette's journal. This review may contain spoilers***

Jeanette's relationship with Steven was too fast. Plus him as a character was rude, I did not like him. I liked Grayson more better. Even if som
Dec 29, 2011 rated it really liked it
i got a kindle for christmas so i've been buying books like crazy off amazon. this was one of the recommendations and the title really caught my eye. i like the vampire diaires, i adored twilight - this book was for me.
i can relate to Jeannette. i have gotten slightly obsessed with vampires and i find myself sometimes living in a delusional world because, let's face it, dreaming about the perfect guy coming along is much better than actually noticing all teenage boys are idiots.
Jeannette was q
Jul 02, 2012 rated it liked it
This is written in a diary style; poor Jeanette thinks she is the bees's knees and that boys should be falling at her feet, although if they do she wont know what to do with them!
Her obsession with Twilight and "love" of Edward Cullen colours all her thought processes and life choices to the determent of friends and boyfriends alike.
A nice ending occurs, although you sort of see it coming....
I only gave it 3* as the author did not seem to be able to decide how dippy her lead character was.... on
What a charming little book!

I really enjoyed the character of Grayson, who was perfectly placed throughout the earlier parts of the book to make his actual "appearance" as meaningful as it was. The writing was fluid and functional, not to mention laugh-out-loud witty in some parts.

I think I got the copy with the missed scene, but all in all a very cute book with definite characters. :)
Apr 19, 2012 rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
It was amusing but I did want to strangle Jeanette a few times. What a spoiled, self-absorbed little brat.

However, thank goodness for Grayson and her friends - those people are normal.

All in all, it's a quick, fun weekend read.
Oct 21, 2011 rated it it was ok
I was really looking forward to reading this book, thought it would be funny, pretty dull actually!
Oct 02, 2011 marked it as to-read
Really want to read this book! :)
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