One True Bloodline can unlock the secrets of returning to the Garden of Eden, blah blah, aryan-cakes, Abraham, knife, hidden families, teutonic knights, Hitler's mystical army, blah blah, US army chaplain is Woman of Destiny (okay, that one was new), lost her husband tragically, orphan, blah blah, mother's dying message, bad interpretations of bible, yadda yadda, smug deconstruction of misconceptions in other novels koffdavincicodekoff.
I do wonder why I bother, really I do.