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The Backwoods

3.58  ·  Rating details ·  1,031 ratings  ·  61 reviews
A hideous evil stalks the backwoods of a small town, leaving fear and bodies in its wake.
Paperback, 340 pages
Published October 2005 by Leisure Books
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Dan Schwent
Aug 27, 2011 rated it it was ok
Shelves: 2011
Note: I was unable to finish this book. It may have gotten better.

According to the back of the book, this is the story of a woman returning to the backwater town she grew up in for her brother-in-law's funeral and discovering something sinister. I made it to the 100 page mark before I decided to abandon it for greener pastures.

"But Dan, why did you abandon it? You've toughed out some pretty bad books!" you say.

Well, this is allegedly a horror novel and not one mildly horrifying thing happened in
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Evans Light
Well color me surprised. This was not the amazing, twisted Edward Lee book I imagined it would be.
Guess maybe I should listen to those reviews a little more, huh?
I really hoped they were wrong.
But nope.
I was.
The ony thing that kept this book from being a one star review was the writing. It was pretty decent most of the time, with the exception of some strange narrative intrusions here and there.
The set up for the story seemed pretty solid, but holy crap...what a lifeless plot. Zero narrative ten
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Angel Gelique
Done at last! I can't believe how long it took me to get through this book. I thought I'd be giving it two stars, but it picked up a bit towards the end.

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2.5 stars
I had been looking forward to trying an Edward Lee book, but I'm not too sure that I selected the right one. Maybe it was my mindset but I couldn't get into this one at all, really, until the final twenty-five percent or so (and possibly because I was excited to be so close to finally finishing)! Seriously, this book took over alm
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Kristen
Jul 15, 2008 rated it it was ok
Shelves: horror
Short Summary: A forty something red headed, large breasted, and eternally horny female lawyer returns to her hometown to attend the funeral of her sister’s sleaze ball husband. The recently murdered died under very strange circumstances and we figure out within the first four pages that he’s been killing random gypsy type people who are very short, ugly in the face, and supermodel in the body… these people are simply called “Squatters.” More people turn up dead, drugs start showing up, and our ...more
Tressa
Aug 07, 2011 rated it it was ok
Shelves: 2011, horror
What a misogynistic bunch of tripe. Not one, not two, not three, but four, five, six and more buxom women who are ogled, fantasized about, raped, axed, hanged, and tortured in this southern horror tale. There seems to be two types of women in an Ed Lee book: fuckable, creamy-titted foxes who can't get enough sex in a given day or obese, nagging housewives who make life a living hell for their frustrated husbands. Pass this stinker on by!

I'm giving it two stars because Lee is a wonderful writer
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John
Dec 29, 2016 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Overall - 4.5 stars
Narration - 4.5 stars
Story - 4 stars

Pretty descent story with the standard Lee extras. The narration was good, but a few of his characters' voices, including a rapist/murderer, sounded like Mr Rogers. Very ... unique.
Erin *Proud Book Hoarder*
Edward Lee, well known for his demented horror and rich sexual imagery, delivers a rather strange book focusing on a small town dominated by crab picking ‘squatters’. The squatters are about as unusual as you can get when they speak you barely see their mouths move, they’re amazingly short, the women possess eerily appetizing bodies, and they’re all living together on a type of plantation in oddly structured abodes. And of course people such as this practice a different kind of religion that ca ...more
Jen from Quebec :0)
I am not even sure where to start-- this was recommended to me by a member of a Horror Group I belong to on this sit. At first, it WAS horrific- simply brutal, ghastly, ugly things occurred. It was *almost* graphic just for the sake of being graphic. Then, something happened-- a great story took shape. Patricia returns to her hometown for the funeral of her Judy's (her sister)'s (horrible) husband. Her sister owns a lot of land in their small town, and a group of 'hill people' known as 'The Squa ...more
Pierre
A remarkably tame Edward Lee novel. Excellent storytelling with a Stephen King feel to it, with a lot more sex of course.
Alex
Oct 02, 2018 rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
Smutty, smutty horror... fun for October
Deanna
Sep 26, 2007 rated it did not like it
The synopsis on the back of this book made it sound good, but it wasn't. I can't think of anything good to say about it...the whole time I was reading it I kept wondering "when is something gonna HAPPEN?"
James
Sep 03, 2007 rated it liked it
i've only read one other one of edward lee's books (along with a couple of short stories) in the past, but i've also read about him and his works, so i kind of new what to expect--ultra-violence and ultra-sex. basically, ultra-exploitation. to put it cinematically, edward lee is kind of like grindhouse (the genre, not the double-feature) crossed with clive barker.

this book, about a small town in southern virginia that runs into trouble with big-city land developers, fills all of those qualificat
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Mike Kazmierczak
Dec 06, 2012 rated it really liked it
It might not seem like it to first time Edward Lee readers but BACKWOODS is a much more subdued novel than most of the stuff that Lee writes. It has large quantities of sex. It has violent scenes that make you cringe. And it combines the two into different rape scenes by obviously despicable characters. However the majority of the acts are subtle and not quite as in your face as other Lee novels.

The story follows Patricia White who comes back home to the backwoods of Virginia after her sister Ju
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Jennifer
Feb 25, 2013 rated it did not like it
Shelves: horror
This book felt like an amalgamation of many of the previous Edward Lee books I've read. There's nothing new in it except maybe the way in which people die, which is only slightly interesting and not at all gruesome.

I've seen Lee's characters' libidos go crazy before due to outside interference. This time, I guess he wanted to do it and who cares the reason, because the explanation for it is that Patricia hit 40. No joke.

Every girl in this book has a huge rack, even if they're only 11 years old.
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N.C. Patterson
May 05, 2013 rated it did not like it
Quite simply the worst novel I've ever read.I quit reading it in the last quarter of the book and just looked up the ending online. I'm glad I didn't finish it. I love horror novels and even intense horror novels. This was not a horror novel. The supernatural elements were nearly no existent and there wasn't even a serial killer or stalker. It was about a town of horrible people with no morals who rape, murder, and desecrate everything around them. Simply disgusting for no reason. Scenes of illi ...more
Robert Beveridge
Edward Lee, The Backwoods (Leisure, 2005)

Lee turns in another fast-paced mystery/thriller with horror elements, though this one is far less a straight-up horror novel than most of the Lee books I've read over the years. If you're familiar with Ed Lee, you know what you're getting into (and, actually, it's kind of toned down here, from the stuff of his I'm used to seeing)-- adrenaline-packed action sequences that usually end up with people being very dead and very bloody, supercharged sex, and pl
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David
Aug 05, 2012 rated it liked it
A fun read with lots of great Lee dialog and grisly scenes, but it bogs down on occasion and felt a little long. Of course I can reed Ed Lee all day, but some trims would have made this more energetic.
I can say that this is probably the most nipple-centric book I've read in ages! Nipples tingle, they are tweaked, put between missing front teeth, rise, ache and jut. Nipples EVERYWHERE!

Not his strongest, but for fans that love when Lee goes to the redneck horror, there are some great bits to savo
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William M.
Jun 28, 2011 rated it liked it
Shelves: horror
Come on, everyone. The book is called, "The Backwoods". What did you expect? I'm sure Lee blazed through writing this in a matter of weeks -- it has all the standard Lee stuff -- rapes, sex, violent deaths, sex, ridiculous gore, sex, torture, and sex. Look, every few months or so I need my fix of Edward Lee to purge my system. This book worked for me. I had a smile on my face thinking how much fun Edward had writing this. I laughed out loud many times at some of his sexual descriptions. He's not ...more
Gavin Hurley
Mar 28, 2007 rated it did not like it  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: People that like mysteries?
Shelves: extreme-horror
Terrible horror novel. I do not know why Lee wrote this. Everythng else he wrote is much better. The novel possesses not many horror elements, let alone no extreme horror elements which he is known for. The plot was quite weak and the characters mundane.
Mark R.
Oct 26, 2018 rated it it was ok
**1/2

I was surprised on reading the prologue to "The Backwoods"; unlike most other Ed Lee books I've read, the opening does not take place years ago, or concern an ancient evil. The beginning of "The Backwoods" instead features a, uh, backwoods fella taking money as payment for murdering a Squatter girl.

The Squatters are a group of gypsy-like folks who live at the edge of a small town, and who all work for the local crab business, run by well-liked local woman Judy. It was Judy's husband Dwayne
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Tommy
Oct 25, 2018 rated it liked it
This is probably the 4th book I've read by Edward Lee, which is why I am giving it three stars instead of 2 or 1. I keep reading his stuff, occasionally, even though it's very disposable and trashy. This one seemed particularly misogynistic, but maybe I'm just noticing it more in the era of the #MeToo movement, and Trump's constant barrage of disgusting sexist talk and behavior. Anyway, I kept thinking about putting it down and giving up on it, but it's such a fast read I kept going. And I wante ...more
Penny
May 16, 2017 rated it liked it
I gave The Backwoods 3 out of 5 stars. The story started off slow, and though there was a few surprises, there really wasn't that much of a plot twist. If this story had been written by a different author, I might had rated it higher. For me, The Backwoods lacked in luster of horror that Edward Lee usually brings to the table. The last hundred pages were the best, other then that, I had to push myself to keep reading. This one was not Edward Lee's finest for fans like me who enjoy the gore, and ...more
FRZ
Nov 20, 2017 rated it liked it
not great, not terrible, but stuffed full of grammatical errors and spelling mistakes. the story itself was fluff entertaining and it was my first experience with Edward Lee. I will read more of his stuff but I now know that his quality of work, if this is any indication, is just above self published.

The story itself is more of a "so who's gonna get raped and die next?" story. It's not deep, so as long as you go into expecting "meh" then you'll walk away fine
Karen Bullock
Aug 20, 2017 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Disturbingly good

I have given this a 4 star rating only because a few things seemed off & I felt like I was stumbling along, just like Patricia. The whole story was a surprise; dark & disturbing.
The ending reminded me a bit like Thinner by Stephen King.
Russell Hall
Jul 06, 2018 rated it it was ok
believe the consensus. It's bad. Worst epilogue ever.
Sara
May 31, 2017 rated it did not like it
Shelves: thriller, suspense
I was really disappointed in this book, it had the intention of being a great thriller but failed on so many levels, if I could have given it 0 stars I would: (
Harriett
Jul 12, 2017 rated it did not like it
Do not think I'd invest in another one of his books...
Rj Roles
Aug 20, 2018 rated it liked it
Ultimately forgettable.
Mehmet
Jun 04, 2013 rated it liked it
Shelves: hell-on-earth
My first Ed lee book and if you discount Shaun hutson, Clive Barker and Richmond Laymon my first splatterpunk book. This book was pure outrageous fun. The characters seemed to be overblown sterotypes, all woman were either hourglass figures or overweight housewives. Not that the men fared much better, being usually being overweight and corrupt, red necks of the worse type or adonis country boys. My favourite group was the gypsy who were called 'Squatters' They also tended to fit what i thought o ...more
Carl Alves
Mar 06, 2016 rated it it was ok
In Backwoods, Patricia White is a successful lawyer from Washington DC who goes back to her childhood home in the Chesapeake Bay area to comfort her sister after her husband is killed. As the title of the novel suggests, this is a complete backwoods underdeveloped place filled with squatters that seem like they belong in Deliverance. It was also the area where Patricia had been raped when she was younger. She discovers a crooked land developer who is trying get rid of squatters and creating all ...more
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Edward Lee is an American novelist specializing in the field of horror, and has authored 40 books, more than half of which have been published by mass-market New York paperback companies such as Leisure/Dorchester, Berkley, and Zebra/Kensington. He is a Bram Stoker award nominee for his story "Mr. Torso," and hi
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