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Walking in Circles Before Lying Down

3.45  ·  Rating details ·  4,073 ratings  ·  818 reviews
Dawn Tarnauer’s life isn’t exactly a success story. Already twice divorced, the young Californian is too busy job-hopping to start a career, her current boyfriend insists on living “off the grid,” her Life Coach sister perpetually interferes with incomprehensible affirmations, her eccentric mother is busy promoting the culmination of her life’s work: The Every Holiday Tree ...more
Hardcover, 279 pages
Published August 1st 2006 by Villard (first published January 1st 2006)
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Lauren
Jan 02, 2009 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: kindle, funny
As a dog owner, I found this book hilarious and strangely informative.

Did you ever think you could understand what your dog is saying to you? My beagle is constantly saying things like, "Take me out now please!" or "I really would like some of that organic uncured turkey bacon you're eating."

In this book, the main character's dog takes pity on her and really does start talking to her. And so do all the other dogs she knows, which is a lot as she works at a dog daycare.

And you know, I find mysel
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Jody
Aug 17, 2007 rated it liked it
I don't think that Merrill Markoe meant to write a work of great literature. This book is *fun*. If you have a good imagination and a sense of play, it's a very entertaining, wonderful book. Merill Markoe's dogs are much wittier and to the point than mine . Read it for fun. I laughed all the way through and have recommended it to all of the playful, imaginative people I know.
Sarah Raskin
Jul 03, 2007 rated it did not like it
Wow. It's rare that I don't finish a book...or a movie, for that matter. Particularly one that I enter into *looking* for fluff.

"Walking in Circles" is, to me, the equivalent of "Elizabethtown" -- all of the right elements are there (appealing setting, familiar characters, familiar author/filmmaker), but were so unimaginatively executed, I had to stop half-way through so as to not reward lowest-common-denominator work.
jv poore
Mar 01, 2012 rated it liked it
This is a book that has been on my "To Read" list forever. It is a cute, quirky, quick-read book. Parts of this book were hilarious; however, the characters were a bit over-the-top for me; or maybe it was just that EVERY single character seemed to be particularly bizarre. I will certainly try another Merrill Markoe book.
treehugger
Ya know, I feel a bit let down after reading this book. The cover is literally squashed with reviewers talking about how witty and funny the doggy dialogue is, but I didn't think it was that great. Nothing was mind-blowingly funny, and several of the characters went beyond quirky and slipped slowly into the just-flat-annoying category. The plot was as transparent as really really old socks, and I ended up not caring about Dawn because why should I? She didn't seem to think she was worth anything ...more
Jenny
Mar 28, 2011 rated it did not like it
Shelves: lit-fic, borrowed, adult
The Blurb: Dawn Tarnauer's life isn't exactly a success story. Already twice divorced, the young Californian is too busy job-hopping to support a career, her Life Coach sister provides perpetual interference, and her eccentric parents need parenting. (Life in disarray, but not a tragedy. Promising start. ) Dawn's only source of security and comfort, it seems, is Chuck, a pit-bull mix from the pound. (Yay! Dogs! I love dogs!) So when her boyfriend announces that he's leaving her for another woman ...more
Bren
Dec 06, 2014 rated it it was ok
Not sure why I stayed with this book for the duration. All of the characters were unlikeable and complete train wrecks. I am a huge animal lover and was very disappointed that the author couldn't make the dogs likeable.
Heather
Mar 10, 2009 rated it liked it
Zippy and predictable, with one of the laugh out loud-est passages I have ever read. After some serious life missteps, the protagonist's dog, Chuck (a pit bull mix), starts talking to her. She also hears other dogs, like Johnny Depp, a little pup she house-sits for. And this happens:


“Someone’s at the door! Someone’s at the door!!” they both yelled.

“I just told you, it’s my—” I called, knowing they couldn’t hear.

“Hey, get away from the door, you miserable jack-off,” I heard Chuck shout at my dad.
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Jacqie
Mar 21, 2009 rated it liked it
This was a cute one. It's about a girl who has a horrible dysfunctional family and keeps making bad choices. She works at a doggy day care. One day, after her boyfriend walks out on her, her dog (and all the other dogs) start talking to her, giving her advice, telling her to follow her instincts.
The family and relationship dynamics are things we've seen before- we all know she needs to dump the using boyfriend and go out with the cute nerd. What is unusual and funny is the dialogue with the dog
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Michelle
Feb 02, 2008 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: animal lovers
I loved this book! If you love dogs, you should like it a lot. It was a really quick read, I literally read it in a few hours on a lazy Sunday afternoon when I wasn't feeling too well. I have 2 dogs and 3 cats and my husband and I are always talking to them and making them talk back to us, so this book was a great read for me. So cute!
Sandra
Jul 29, 2007 rated it really liked it
Really, really funny stuff.

I want Merrill Markoe to be my friend, so I can listen to her snarky but right-on-the-money comments.
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DNF @ 15% / 0 Steam Fans

UGH that 15% was oh so painful to listen too!! Call me a dog hater but the amount of credit that was given to the dogs in this story was just ridiculous. Further along the MC - Dawn may allow for some explanation; however, I just couldn't get behind all of the bad choices that were made in such a short amount of time. Seriously two failed marriages in such a short amount of time I just cannot get behind or believe. Then there was the loss of Dawn's thirteen year old dog d
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Daniel Clausen
May 11, 2014 rated it liked it
My apologies to Ms. Merrill Markoe--there is no good reason to give this book 3 stars instead of say 4 or 5. I think the book is exactly what it wants to be: it's a light read about growing up and finding your way in life that also has talking dogs. It's at times comfortable falling into cliche and looks ironically at its own obedience to genre. It has elements of chick-lit, RomCom, whatever you want to call it; Starbucks coffee appears quite a bit in the book, etc. I don't think the book needs ...more
Tracy Antol
Mar 11, 2013 rated it it was ok
Shelves: chick-lit
I should have liked this book more. I like Merrill Markoe. I LOVE dogs. So why don't I love this book? I feel like it was a bit all over the place. Hopeful when I read passages like "she had a sociopath tracking device where her heart was supposed to be" seemed promising. The dog starts to talk about 30% of the way in. He's just a carciature of what a human thinks a dog is saying. If we're comparing dog characters I loved Garth Stein's Enzo to pieces. Chuck is just the Adam Carolla of the dog wo ...more
Jen
Sep 10, 2014 rated it it was ok
Spoilers-you have been warned.
Ugh. I so wanted to like this book more than I did. I am a dog lover, my Jack Jack is like my child and him being able to talk to me would be amazing. I liked the idea of this book, there was just so much to it. The constant drama/new crisis in Dawn's life was confusing. She was really unstable at times-the moving from place to place really drove me crazy. Her self esteem sucked and she let her family walk all over her. Chuck was the most reliable and stable through
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Kasey
Sep 02, 2015 rated it it was ok
This book could have been really great. The premise was great, the conversations with the dogs were great - I was laughing out loud quite a few times. It was like Eliza Thornberry for adults.

But come on. NO ONE'S life is that messed up. It was so unrealistic, and I'm not even talking about the talking to dogs part. Two failed marriages, a sister/life coach who dated two wife-killers and a mom who's crazy about making a Christmas tree for the whole year. Let's not even start on Dawn's abusive-but
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Mehgan
Dec 29, 2014 rated it it was ok  ·  review of another edition
The characters were completely unlike able. I thought I'd like to see a dog talk and what he'd possibly say but then I didn't even like the dog. The author just doesn't really seem to know how to write good dialogue. The main character, Dawn, is very whiny and unmotivated and has no backbone to speak of so all the other characters spent their time berating her and she just took it, all the while every once and a while blaming her parents for the way she is.

I wouldn't recommend this to anyone. I
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Margie
Jan 19, 2016 rated it liked it
First of all, using the four letter word in this book certainly doesn't add to the story, but that's my pet peeve with a lot of books and movies. At least, it wasn't used often and I guess was used when it fit the story. Other than that, this was a cute story. As someone else described it chick lit with Dr. Dolittle thrown in.
Elizabeth
Jun 20, 2013 rated it liked it
I usually *hate* stories in which animals play a major role (especially stories involving dogs), so I was surprised when I liked this bizarro fake memoir of a woman who talks with dogs. It's better than it sounds!
Madison
Sep 15, 2018 rated it really liked it
Shelves: owned
Living a confusing and difficult life can make a person seem crazy to even themself. There was no exception to this character as she went through her own difficult life and came out semi okay once she discovered a friendship in a canine.

However to most bizarre thing about this story was what the character could do with her canine friend, it would be a major spoiler due to it not happening for a while, however it changed how I read the book from then on.
Andrea
Aug 12, 2018 rated it liked it
Shelves: 2018
This is a really sweet book about a woman and her fur babies. I love how she could communicate with the dogs. That could have ruined the book so it was a bit risky. However, it just made it fun! I also enjoyed the storyline as well as the other characters.
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Walking in Circles Before Lying Down
by Merrill Markoe
3-1/2*

Clever story about Dawn Tarnauer, a twice-divorced Californian who can't seem to catch a break, either in life or love. She has terrible instincts and judgment about people, stemming from being surrounded by narcissists her whole life. Her sister, Halley, is the same in that she has a strange history of picking the wrong men, including an infamous killer, whom she is sure is being framed. To know Halley for any length of time was to know
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Rottgrl88
Oct 01, 2018 rated it did not like it  ·  review of another edition
DNF'd at page 56.

I would like to congratulate the Author on a job well done for being my VERY FIRST DNF! I wouldn't recommend this literary piece of garbage at all. The writing style is boring, there is really no plot and the main character is a perfect representation of a pushover that loves being in horrible relationships that involve mental and emotional abuse from the significant other. I was going to push through because I have never DNF'd a book in my life and the synopsis was intriguing
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Anna
Jul 11, 2014 rated it it was ok
A friend of mine forced this into my hands, and who am I to refuse a book with a doggie on the cover?

I skimmed reviews of this book when I started out, and I have to say that I could see their point on a lot of things. It took a very long time for the story to get started - I could see why some people quit early.

I was excited at the thought of reading a dog's perspective, but the depiction here was lacking. I think W. Bruce Cameron nailed the dog's perspective in "A Dog's Purpose," and so readin
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Donna LaValley
Mar 12, 2014 rated it liked it
I’d never read a book by Merril Markoe but I MIGHT give her another try, for the same reason as the reason I give this book 3 instead of 2 stars: once in awhile, there is a line so delicious that I had to stop and just savor it. For me those lines were given by Dawn, the main character, in skewering the psycho-babble talk of her “Life Coach” sister, whose life couldn’t have been more of a mess but who decided that Life Coaching was the perfect profession for herself.

Dawn’s family is dysfunction
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Lori Whitwam
Apr 30, 2008 rated it liked it
Shelves: popular-fiction
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Cory
Jul 21, 2014 rated it did not like it
You Know how in many books there is one character who you wish that you could roll into a ball and have some professional football or soccer player (yes, I know that those are the same thing in Europe) would just bunt them as hard as they possibly could? Oh you have noticed that, well this book is chock full of them. One of my neighbors lent this book to me actually because she disliked it and wanted my opinion on it. When I returned it to her today, she said she planed to apologize for recommen ...more
Robotbee
Jul 11, 2011 rated it it was amazing
Shelves: favorites
I love to lend this book to people. Unlike the Art of Racing in the Rain by Garth Stein, which I hated more than I can say, this is a dog book that brings me endless joy.

Dawn is floundering, in both relationships and in life, and suddenly her beloved dog Chuck starts to talk to her. Not by moving his lips, like in those awful videos, but in her head. Besides translating dog behaviour for her, he offers solid advice as well as acting as the impetus for a series of amusing interactions.

I love th
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Nancy Baker
Apr 18, 2016 rated it it was ok
This book fell short of my expectations. A family made up of people with little ambition and even smaller accomplishments. Divorced parents composed of a self-serving mother and a father who thinks himself a playboy and balanced by two grown daughters who appear to have attended a school promoting small business opportunities for underachievers. The highlight came about 80 pages into the story when Dawn (a dog walker, bather and sitter) began hearing her canine clients speaking to her. Now THAT ...more
Misti
Jun 27, 2008 rated it it was ok
Shelves: fantasy
This was a 'meh' book. After reading another book about dogs (Marley and Me: Life and Love with the World's Worst Dog), I thought I'd try out this one which just happened to be on a shelf at the library I was perusing. It took waaaaaay too long to get into the real story, and once I had, the author tried to make it as obnoxious and dumb as possible.

Which is not to say the book is without merit, but honestly, a butcher/meat guy orgy? No thanks. The narrator/protagonist's family is also beyond an
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