So, When Can I Meet George? (A Story to Scare Away Potential Suitors)

by Angela Lovell

When her breakup doesn't go the way she planned it, Angela finds that the perfect man not only relieves tension, but he can also help to get her ex back. 

This short comedic essay has been reformatted as a "how-to" in sex and relationship columns worldwide.

16 pages, ebook

First published March 7, 2011

About the author

Angela Lovell is a bestselling author and award-winning playwright, director, screenwriter, podcaster, critic, writing instructor, and storyteller. She's written for MTV, Universal Studios, VICE, The New York Post, Match.com, and many more. She's taken first place at The Moth's NYC StorySlam and performs her earliest diary entries regularly with Mortified. Angela was a finalist at Literary Death Match, The L Magazine's Literary Upstart, and The New York Press's Sex Columnist Contest. You can hear her as Mark Twain's daughter on the album Mark Twain Words and Music (featuring Clint Eastwood, Garrison Keillor, and Jimmy Buffett).

Angela lives in Los Angeles with far too many foster fails.