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Etiquette for Outlaws

3.58  ·  Rating details ·  102 Ratings  ·  13 Reviews
Curious to find out:


what to wear to a Fetish Ball?
the difference between "sticky green" and "backyard boogie?"
which piercing has the worst pain factor?
how to find the best bookie?
Find out the answers to these questions and many more as Etiquette for Outlaws teaches you how to live it up in style with tips on:


Tattoos
Graffiti
Motorcycles
Suicide
Gambling
Strip Clubs
Alternative S
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ebook, 320 pages
Published August 24th 2010 by HarperCollins e-books (first published 2001)
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David
Nov 28, 2007 rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: read-in-2009
Gentle Reader:
You, sir, are an anarchist, and Miss Manners is frightened to have anything to do with you.
Miss Manners


This review is predicated on the assumption that you already have in your possession an up-to-date copy of Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behavior, the sine qua non of civilized people everywhere. Should this not be the case, then get out there, buy one, and study it! Only when you have truly assimilated the wisdom therein should you even think about etiquette
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Carrie
Nov 06, 2007 rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: people with sick humor and short attention spans
I got this from a book reviewer. They left the Harper Collins query letter inside. The headline asks, "Do you tip a hooker?" 'Nuff said. This is an etiquette book covering situations like porn sets, AA meetings, bondage sessions, jail, bars and tattoo parlors. The subject matter is well-chosen, although there may be just a few too many one-liners. It reads like a compilation of magazine sidebars trying to be funny, but actually imparting real advice (like how to dress for gang success). Some of ...more
Sarah
Aug 29, 2008 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: Outlaws or wanna-be outlaws
Wow, if you ever needed to know how much to tip your tattoo artist; how to behave like a gentleman in a gentlemans' club; and the etiquette of 12-step meetings (i.e. no 13th stepping -- hitting on members of the opposite sex), this book is for you! Even if none of these scenarios applies to you, you will roll on the floor laughing if you have any bad girl/bad boy streak in you. Not to be missed is the section on how to respond to vegetarians trying to convert you. Example (paraphrased):

Veggie: "
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Q
May 23, 2012 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Hip, funny, cool, and of course, informative. This book was put out before this kind of thing was cool and omni-present, Howard Stern loved it and magazines printed re-written (sans permission) snippets. While the information is well-researched and actually true, the tone-of-voice should be taken with a grain of salt - learn and laugh.
It doesn't hurt that I'm mentioned in the "thank you" section. :)
Phil
Mar 04, 2009 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Fantastically fun reading!
William Ying
A good concept for a book, but only did a fair job at it.
Corie
Jun 28, 2010 rated it it was ok  ·  review of another edition
Funny
Marie
Aug 22, 2008 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
now i know the etiquette for tipping a stipper and how to smoke "cool"! this book was a riot, so funny and stragely helpful at the same time...
Clarissa
Feb 08, 2010 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
This book was super fun! And although I consider myself "an outlaw"...LOL, I did learn a few things from this book, and others I just wanted to photocopy and hand out to some of my friends.
Jessica
Jul 24, 2007 rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: novelty
Raunchy and hilarious.
Jamie Hicks
Jun 06, 2015 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Drinking, gambling, sex.....you name it this book will tell you how to do it.....and make you laugh. Great bathroom book.......
Cula
Mar 08, 2012 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Over the course of my life, the knowledge in this book has proven useful.
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