Hello Nurse from Animaniacs

I’m thinking there’s a certain type of man who’d cite the nurse from Animaniacs as his choice for sexiest cartoon lady. Like I’m thinking maybe a guy in his mid-50s? A Beard, a Hawaiian shirt? Maybe carrying a car horn around with him everywhere he goes?

Maybe he punctuates every sentence with ‘Zoopity boopy, I love to chuckle!’? Maybe he announces his arrival at your house by coming to your window and yelling ‘Honk honk honk! Who’s at the door??’ which doesn’t make sense on any level he’s at the WINDOW and that’s NOT A DOORBELL NOISE.

Maybe he arrives at the office before everyone but doesn’t dare enter the building until more people arrive. He sits in the café next door and tries to engage the staff in conversations about TV and movies, it’s invariably stuff they haven’t seen.

Maybe he reviews candy on youtube?

Maybe he was once caught masturbating to Martian Queen Rule 34 at work and literally no-one acknowledged it or has ever mentioned it since it happened.

He owns a dog called Sherri and he absent mindedly feeds it chocolate every day despite being fully aware that that’s advised against.

He’s had to leave three towns already before he moved here.

Y’know the type?