The Tooters

The phone rang and I answered it. It was my mother. The following is an excerpt of our conversation:

Mom: Have you seen that series on Netflix, The Tudors?

Me: The Tooters?

Mom: Tudors.

Me: Tooters?

Mom: (slowly) Tu. Dors.

Me. Two doors?

Mom: It’s about the kings in England. Henry the eighth.

Me: I don’t get it. They called a show about Henry the Eighth Tooters? Did he have a flatulence problem?

Mom: No, silly. That was his last name.

Me: Henry the Eighth was named Henry Tooter?

Mom: (big si...