The (fill-in-the-blank) Police Department assimilate cannibals into American Culture.

Boys, let me just say,

we did a great job

introducing the cannibals to Taco Tuesday,

& we’ll call Thirsty Thursday a success.

… About Black Friday…

Again, y’all knocked it out of the park,

but for the official police record,

Black Friday was a disaster.

So let’s all put on our sad faces,

get on the TV,

& begrudgingly pretend like we give a f***.

After that,

I dunno,

how about paid leave?

Merry Christmas.

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