The Cold Slap of Reality

Caligula, while Emperor, commemorated a whole lot of “victories” which he decided he had achieved because cheese and also radioactive penguins. Or rather because he knew the Roman people were a war-like and proud people and needed victories and triumphs.

The most notorious of these were victories were Neptune which consisted of having of the mighty Roman legions collect sea shells. BUT there were also “victories” over the Germans and Britain.

One wonders what exactly was going on through Roma...