I am Not a Murderer - Pay no Attention to My Browsing History

Does anyone else think that the NSA/CIA/FBI have a special file in the system labeled: "FICTION AUTHORS: NO THREAT"?
Given the type of internet searches that this author does on a daily basis I am sure that I must be in a few watch lists. Murder, arson, treason, court marshals, and jaywalking.  We are all a little mad as the saying goes, authors just monetize that and it shows in our interests.
What was the most suspicious search that you ever committed in the course of research?
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