I've chosen to analyze some of your writings as an assignment for my AP English class. Is this a good idea in your opinion?

I don’t know, I once did a college essay about Weekend at Bernie’s. On the other end of that spectrum, I wrote twelve pages about a Dylan Thomas poem that was maybe six lines long. And I think they’re the same exact kind of pointless, ya know? They’re both probably bullshit and my bosses never asked to see them when they hired me so… nothing matters?