Hey Dan, I have a question which is rather useless and rather stupid, but hey, aren't most questions useless and stupid? But I digress. I'm curious; what are your experiences with silly crushes? I think we've all been there - you're sitting at home/school/

Oh, crushes are so great! Remember before, when you DIDN’T have a crush, and how boring that was? Now you GET to have a crush. Hear that? You GET to have a crush. You get to know someone who is so high in whatever things are important to you that it makes them crush-worthy! Woo!