"May I make it clear that I don't care what country the pope is in? I'm really not..."

"May I make it clear that I don't care what country the pope is in? I'm really not interested.

All the pope ever does is go around places where people make six dollars a year and tell them to have more children. Isn't that bright? And responsible! And compassionate. Such a bright, reasonable, compassionate man.

If the pope wanted to travel around, flaunting his wealth and encouraging poor people to have children, let him do it privately. And for God's sake, keep it off television. The pope is not news."

- George Carlin