Bad Mud (a parody of Taylor Swift’s Bad Blood)

To help me cope with heartbreaking amounts of mud at our place, after a month of rain on the “Sunshine” Coast, I’ve doodled out a parody to one of my favourite songs, Bad Blood, by my favourite singer, Taylor Swift. Enjoy!

BAD MUD (a parody by Josephine Moon, sung to Taylor Swift’s “Bad Blood”):

Cause baby now we got bad mud,

You know there used to be no mud,

So take a look at what’s done,

Cause baby now we got bad mud, hey!

Now we got problems,

and I don’t think we can solve ’em.

You made a really deep slosh pit,

And baby now we got bad mud, hey!

Did you have to rain here

I was thinking that we were in winter

Did you have to ruin

What was all dry and now it’s all sloppy

Did you have to have to drown us

When we’re trying to fix up a house now

Walking, ankle deep,

Mud in our shoes like you’re laughing right at me

Oh it’s so sad to think about the dry times

Sun in eyes….

Cause baby now we got bad mud

You know there used to be no mud

So take a look at what’s done,

Cause baby now we got bad mud, hey!

Now we got problems,

and I don’t think we can solve ’em.

You made a really deep slosh pit,

And baby now we got bad mud, hey!

….

Sand bags don’t fill muddy holes

“Sunshine Coast” is just for show

You live like this

It’s really gross….

Sand bags don’t fill muddy holes

“Sunshine Coast” is just for show

If you live like this

It’s really gross…

Now we got bad mud….