Not an update (nor a crayfish)

I’m super busy right now, trying to meet a whole bunch of deadlines, trying to prepare for a trip to North America (how many socks do I need? how the fuck does tipping work?). By the time of my next post, I hope to be somewhere that has vaguely seen the sun in the past few months with a bunch of stories submitted.

In the meantime, here’s a gender-non-conforming lobster (source) (people who say this is a crayfish are PEDANTIC LIARS and should STOP HATING) and that’s pretty much all that matter...