Live Like a Dog. . . Cat. . . Fish!

You Dawg, you!. . . Sure,when said with a certain intonation it'sa sideways compliment, but I personally, never aspired to being a Dawg or Dog. Before now . . . [image error]

Confession time: I read AARP magazine. (The subscription's not mine--really, it's not--It's my mother's...not that there's anything wrong with that.) Or, as they used to say about Playboy: "I read it for the articles..."

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Of course I opened it. Kevin Cos...