Clear As a Bell

Recently, we went for our bi-yearly eye exam. As a result, I bought hearing aids.
Really, there is a connection.
I wear glasses, but the time between needing glasses and actually wearing them is somewhat protracted. I first noticed the need for glasses around the time they ended commercial whaling, when my 20/20 vision began showing signs of fraying around the edges like the cuffs of a well-worn shirt. Naturally, I panicked, and ran to the opticians to get glasses. I wore them for about 20 minu...