Not A Creature Was Stirring, Except...

Me: What are you doing out of bed?! It's late.

Wyatt: I just have a question.

Me: What?

Wyatt: Can four-wheelers go on grass?

Me: Yes.

Wyatt: Because I want one for Christmas.

Me: Go back to bed and we'll worry about that when Christmas is a little closer.

Wyatt: Okay, but I want it to also have cup holders.

Me: Goodnight!