A bejesus of a wasp sting

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In order to better represent the painful threat they pose, your average wasp should be the size of winged Volkswagens.



And they should have sirens. 



That way they wouldn’t be able to surprise me by flying down the back of my shirt to sting the bejesus out me. Three days later, it still hurts like hell.



I had no idea my back contained so much bejesus.



Just typing