Bucket Lists of Various Hipsters

1. Act more rad
2. Be apathetic about the Mona Lisa
3. Make fun of people who jump out of planes
4. Waste an entire trip to Europe in a movie theater
5. Sell panties on Craigslist until it "gets scary"
6. Order from a taco truck in Spanish
7. Read at least two of the books on my Facebook favorite books list
8. Wink at a Jamaican guy on OkCupid
9. Get obsessed with orchids
10. Perform 20 minutes from my Junior High diary at an open mike
11. Loudly discuss my New Media professor on an Amtrak Quiet Car
12. Let Dov Charney put his balls on my shoulder
13. Be amazed that wine is cheaper than water in Paris
14. Go on a safari. Make fun of it.
15. Allow myself to be photographed by Vice while puking into a cop car
16. Talk about making a documentary about my friends
17. Find a wise elderly confidant and bore them to death
18. Get tasered at a free outdoor concert
19. Acquire a limping dog
20. Vegan for at least one month
21. Talk incessantly about how I never want to get married because I'm afraid I'll end up like my parents
22. Visit Brooklyn
23. Climb a mountain... of denial
24. Finally determine which roommate brought bedbugs back from the hostel
25. Pretend to have done mescaline
26. Shift from adoration to hatred instantly and without provocation
27. Complain about the lack of cell phone service on the subway
28. Have definitive conversation about something
29. Break your iPhone on a Floom
30. Participate ironically in Ash Wednesday
31. Snicker at the Louvre
32. Love a wimp
33. Get confused by a stupid map in Barcelona
34. Be whatever. Just go with the flow, ya know?
35. Take Polaroids of the homeless
36. Be known for hating a specific food. Okra?
37. Have a neighbor who works as a set designer
38. Change ex-boyfriend's secret nickname from "Sunburn Boy" to "Mustachio"
39. Briefly consider how others see me
40. Build a tower of PBR cans that will reach the sun