Single friends… anyone? Please? Save me.

So I went trolling on POF tonight. I was bored and had the apparent desire to do the equivalent of bashing my head against a brick wall. I like to think I’m a fairly entertaining person. People are usually laughing at me anyway, so may as well have some fun with engaging others in conversation. Tonight I saw that someone had messaged me a few times. I’d never responded because he just didn’t look my type at all. For some reason tall white and nerdy just doesn’t ring my bell. Below I’ll share a snapshot of our conversation. I should have just ignored my inner voice that tells me I shouldn’t judge a book by its cover.

So please, save me from myself. One of you out there has to have a single friend, who doesn’t suck at life, that you can send me on a date with. I now need someone else to pick for me, because apparently… I simply do not have the talent of finding an acceptable man for myself.

Behold: Kristy Trolling on POF

THE COVER NEVER LIES PEOPLE.

scorpiomale

I’m doing good. What are you looking for?

Kristy

lol right this moment? Sanity and sleep, but since neither seem to be forthcoming, I guess I’ll answer in the generalized statement. Being single is boring, dating is ridiculous, and I’m tired of trying to figure out who to take when I get a +1 invitation for an event or function. So basically what I’m looking for is someone to enjoy life with.

scorpiomale

Cool. I’m looking for friends or more. I’d like to find a good honest faithful woman for a possible long term relationship

Kristy

Well, good luck with that. I’m pretty sure everyone strives to be good honest and faithful. So you shouldn’t have too much trouble in that aspect.

scorpiomale

Faithful seems to be hard to find. Ever been married? Kids?

Kristy

No. Yes… in that order.

scorpiomale

Cool. I never been marrieds and no kids. I love kids though :)

Kristy

Kids are something else. They are spontaneous and explosive all in the same second.

scorpiomale

Yeah that is true lol

I must admit that I do have a thing for busty women

KristyB

So does every other man in the world, it’s a fairly universal trait.

scorpiomale

I didn’t used to like them big, but now I do.

:)

You Busy?

If you don’t mind me asking, what size are they?

(this is where I ended the conversation, deleted, and blocked him.)

I just can’t make this shit up.

xoxo

Kristy