All good readings begin with practice
Sighhh, Why can't I pronounce "death drain"? I wrote this!
Just smile and they'll never know how nervous I am, right?
I'm on PG 4 and no one has thrown anything. I've got this!
Oh, spoke to soon. No one got my bondage joke.
Whew, at least the reading is over! Wait, what? There's questions?
I have no idea what to say right now.
I know! I'll just make something up!
"And then I said: I should charge money for this!"
"Who knew they'd actually do it?"
Thinking: Maybe I'm too honest...
Fun part! Pictures with fans!
What do you mean I have to personalize the books???
Hmmm, what do I write here?
To You From Me...seems legit!
Goodnight everyone!