“We worked at the same yarn factory. Most of the employees were...

“We worked at the same yarn factory. Most of the employees were women, and I could talk to every single one of them. But I never had the guts to talk to her. I kept looking for an opening but I could never find one. Then one day I happened to be walking by her house, and I saw her out in the yard chasing her German Shepherd. So the next day at work I marched right up to her and said: ‘Did you ever catch that dog?’ We got married four months later.”