Happy V Day 2015!
You don't know us. You don't know your neighbors, you barely know your friends, and you don't even know your own hearts at times. And for one day a year, that's perfectly ok.
While the Lioness and I laugh and walk Southbank; while Priya splits a bottle of whiskey with Alvin over cards; while Miez reminds Saint that he's in charge; while the Improbable Woman goes drumming with her Viking; while the Wiesbaden Mistress is out with her alt-goth girlfriend; while the clothes optional ladies in Oregon get naughty with lots of rope... there is still more than enough passion left for you to be amazing. Just go do it and share your desires!
And since we're the helpful sort... we decided to share some fresh inspiration in case you needed some oomph to charge your batteries!
Dive into sexy... the Weiss Kitty stars in our new promotional book trailers for "Object Confessions, Collection 1" and "Object Confessions, Collection 2" to kindle your lust!
Next up... Spike your lust with sexy stories now available for free on our Ladies blog: "Bear Truths (A Judith Story)", "Master's Reminder (A Priya Story)", and "Improbable Progress" written by Max.
Finally... We intended to be launching our new Kindle Unlimited free ebook this weekend, but Amazon took issue with us using the word Kindle in an exclusive release for the Kindle. While the new "Free Orgasms Unlimited" is being sorted by their staff, please make sure you grab the first volume of "Free Orgasms" for free from everyone except Amazon.
Download Your Free Copy: Smashwords | Kobo | Barnes & Noble
"Free Orgasms, Volume 1" was previously available on iBooks, but Apple took issue with the naughty content. Either we're doing it right, or those dudes in So-Cal ran out of medical marijuana and took it out on us.
And remember: You don't know us. So feel free to stop by at Torture Garden tonight and say hello.
Thank you for your support. Cherish Desire Erotica dares to challenge the need for adults to enter a PIN number to playback shows recorded after 9 PM on their DVR. We're willing to embrace the explicit desires of consenting adults, except, of course, what's been made illegal by the British gov't to protect us all from the threat of female orgasms. There is no end to how many Cyberdog outfits that Priya wants, so it's imperative that we have your support so Max & Alyssa's spiritual love child can be spoiled. Also, Alice and Lelith would appreciate any gifts of Bad Dragon dildos. They will be put to most excellent pervy use. Be sure to check us out on Twitter where we link videos to bands we like while hoping to convert their followers, and Instagram which so far has rather dubious out-of-focus photos because Max has no idea what he's doing. We also have a Facebook page which offers you the unique opportunity of Liking a page that is universally not liked and which Mark Zuckerberg guarantees you will almost never see an update from. Most importantly: be nice to one another on this Valentine's Day. None of that douchebag nonsense like last year. Maybe we should just cut you off from alcohol altogether after the rum and dick pic fiasco. Sweets make you happier anyway. Sugar high for the win!
