Deep Thought for a Shallow Topic

Dear UNC football fans who are seriously advancing the notion that the "tutorgate" scandal was actually a nefarious plan by an SEC school to derail the Tar Heels' season:

Seriously? I mean, seriously???? Words finally, actually fail me. I'm just sitting here trying to figure out how to type the equivalent of the sound you make when you're trying not to laugh and you end up hurting yourself by accidentally snorting your tongue up into your nasal passages.

Seriously.